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Clips from Scrubs - My Lunch (S05E05)

"I heard what he said, people, but damn, that joke's a classic."
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"And why are you not giddy with praise like those people?"
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"Don't you know I dole out compliments, at most, once a year?"
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"to sustain you for the upcoming cold, sarcastic months."
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"Any idiot could have seen that Jill was in trouble."
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"I'm supposed to be a doctor."
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"I'm the reason she's dead."
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"Then he said the words I never expected to hear."
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"Oh, my God. He looks so sad."
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"This is incredible. An hour ago you guys hated him."
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"An hour ago he wasn't our new gay best friend."
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"Leave the Todd alone, OK? Because every time you two meddle,"
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"you know who suffers? Me."
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"Remember when the Janitor took that chiropractic class"
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"You'll be fine. I've done this on four mop heads. All right?"
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"I haven't had a complaint yet."
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"OK. On three."
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"One... two..."
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"Better? Yes?"
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"You're fine. We're doing this."
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"Does this sound fine to you?"
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"I can fix that, buddy. On the count of three."
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"- [cracking] - Oh!"
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"- Yeah? - No."
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"You owe me $500."
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"Excuse me? Could you spare a few minutes for AIDS Research?"
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"Yes, I can, but I'm not sure just how much we'll get done."
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"I'll tell you what."
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"Newbie, come."
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"[J.D.] Vintage Cox."
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"Know what I was thinking while having lunch with Jill?"
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"I saw her in that supermarket, too, but I'm not torturing myself."
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"- Would you like to know why? - Why?"
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"We bumped into her out here in the world."
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"If a guy gets shot or if he has a heart attack"
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"and I am physically the closest doctor to him,"
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"I will intervene."
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"Shy of that, you can't. I mean, you just can't."
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"No. You don't."
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"Once you start blaming yourself for deaths that aren't your fault,"
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"my friend, that's a slippery slope you can't come back from."
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"I've seen it ruin a lot of good doctors, and I will not let it happen to you."
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"Game time. Go!"
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"Todd, do you have second?"
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"- I'm on my way to the gym. - That's what it's about."
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"- We know about your... - Situation."
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"- You are hiding from yourself. - Stop hiding, Todd."
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"The Todd's confused."
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"...our little baby. You were wrong. It went great."
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"At first he was a little emotional, but by the end of it,"
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"he was saying how happy he was that he didn't have to live a lie."
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"Then he French-braided my hair and took it out"
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"'cause he said I could not pull it off. He is so honest."
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"It was great."
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"God, how awesome is it gonna be not having that pig wandering the halls?"
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"Hey, Mickhead."
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"Is that package for me? You know it is!"
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"You ladies must be so proud."
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"Hey, buddy, you and I should totally have sex sometime."
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"See? I knew this was going to come back to me."
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"[Pager beeping]"
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"- What's going on? - [Turk] Everybody's failing."
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"Mrs. Sykes is indicating neuropathy."
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"My valve transplant patient is suffering partial seizures."
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"How... how you feeling there, Dave?"
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"Pretty good, but my feet are a little numb."
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"- You hang tight, all right? - OK."
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"Perry, the autopsy just came in on your donor Jill Tracy."
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"[J.D.] Just like that, whatever burden of responsibility I felt was lifted."
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"But like I said before, good news for one person"
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"can be bad news for another."
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"She died of rabies?"
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"OK, people, all of our transplant patients are infected."
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"We know what we're dealing with here. Let's get involved. We can do this."
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"Todd, you were impressive in surgery today."
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"You were impressive in the shower. You know, dong-wise."
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"- Todd. - What?"
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"Stop it."
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"The point of coming to grips was to accept yourself"
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"and stop being that guy."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- Come here. - Get over here, sweetie."
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"- I know. Let it out. - We're here for you."
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"I really gotta thank you gals for outing me."
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"Chicks dig gay dudes."
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"Hey Lisa."
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"I heard you lied and said we didn't do it."
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"Admit it, we doinked."
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"I was sad because my dad died."
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"So this whole thing was an act?"
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"- Ew! - That was a very special time for me."
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"Unbelievable."
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"He saw the girls."
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"It's cool if you want to walk away,"
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"'cause I love to watch you go."
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"Nothing wrong with those."
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"What the hell are you?"
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"I'm The Todd."
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"[J.D.] We did all we could over the days to keep the patients going,"
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"First we lost Mrs. Sykes."
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"And I knew that Dr. Cox needed me the exact same way"
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"Hey. Hungry?"
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"I mean, rabies? Come on."
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"There's like three reported cases a year."
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"Testing would've been irresponsible."
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"We would've wasted time those people didn't have."
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"I was obsessed"
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"with getting those organs."
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"You had to be."
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"The fact is that those people were gonna die in hours"
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"- Yeah? - Yes."
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"Right then, I knew I was gonna pull him out of this,"
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"But sometimes the hospital picks a day where it's just gonna pile it on."
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"[Both pagers beeping]"
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"Oh, God. Come on."
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"Clear!"
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"Still in V-tach. Clear!"
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"Come on. Clear!"
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"Come on, come on."
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"Could've waited another month for a kidney."
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