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Clips from Scrubs - My Lunch (S05E05)

"- Security! - Security?"
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"We've got a grazer."
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"OK. Hey, fellas."
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"Wherever you're taking him, take me too. No, you go ahead."
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"Where's the shaving cream? Is that aisle two still?"
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"Today was a busy day at Sacred Heart."
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"We were doing everything we could to keep them alive"
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"while we could locate donors."
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"There was Mrs. Sykes, who needed a new liver."
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"There was Mr. Dennison, who needed a new heart valve."
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"And then there was Dr. Cox's guy, Dave Bradford."
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"Davey Boy, I promise you, we're gonna find you a kidney."
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"but whenever I go there I end up dancing on it."
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"One of pop's nicknames for me was Sparky."
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"He liked to light matches off my neck."
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"[J.D.] Most stress with so many people clinging to life."
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"As I lie in bed each morning and ask myself"
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"why I should put both my feet on the floor,"
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"there are precious few reasons that I've ever come up with."
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"The chance to escape Jordan's morning breath, sure."
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"Scotch. It's too early to drink it, yes,"
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"but it is never too early to think about."
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"that I might finally happen upon Hugh Jackman"
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"and give him the present I've been holding for him."
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"Bam!"
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"Still, the most persuasive argument I've ever been able to come up with"
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"is that I get to come to this hospital every day and help keep people alive."
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"That's ironic, four people died while you were talking."
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"We need to keep them going until we can find donors."
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"Barbie, check on Mrs. Sykes's ammonia level. She's encephalopathic."
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"Gandhi, review Dennison's chart and get me a consent."
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"Bobbo, get on the horn to your cronies at local hospitals"
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"and get me a donor update."
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"Fine. Some of the boys are coming over tonight."
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"I'll bring it up to Morrison while he sets up the projector for stag flicks."
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"Don't need the visual of old men with erections."
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"And now it's in my head forever."
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"Sorry. Go step up Davey Bradford's dialysis to take your mind off of it."
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"- Newbie, feel like a sandwich? - I do feel like a sandwich."
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"You feel more like a pastry. A very doughy pastry."
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"Pick up everyone's lunch and get out of Dodge."
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"[Up-tempo music plays]"
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"[J.D.] Whoa!"
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"- J.D.? - Hey, Jill."
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"How weird is it that we were both here two days in a row?"
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"I thought there was a 15% chance the guy who blew me off yesterday"
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"got his days wrong and would be waiting with roses."
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"- Is that sad? - It's not, not sad."
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"I have the day free. My shrink couldn't make our appointment."
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"He found his wife in bed with his second wife and downed an entire bottle"
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"of his bulimic daughter's Prozac. He's back in the hospital."
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"- That's an awesome story, Jill. - It's true."
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"- Hey. What did you do last night? - Turk made me watch Anaconda."
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"This is the one with the giant snake."
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"I was back here for 45 minutes waiting for a set-up."
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"My back is killing me. But I nailed it."
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"It's about commitment."
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"Hey. How could your intern, Lisa, sleep with him?"
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"She's a tramp with no morals."
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"I never slept with the Todd. [scoffs]"
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"Lisa is sweet and people don't give her a chance."
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"I wonder who else Todd lied about sleeping with?"
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"- No. - Then no."
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"but I have some ideas."
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"Yeah, this will do."
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"Ah, what the hell."
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"I can live with one kidney."
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"'Cause we'll probably just... go 'head and sell this one."
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"Stay away from my organs."
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"Cafeteria stinks and I can't go to the grocery store"
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"because crazy Jill Tracy lives there."
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"Every time I try and shop she follows me around"
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"- Well, I'm gonna go talk to Carla. - I'll come, too."
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"Hey, why do you think Todd lies about hooking up with all those women?"
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"Maybe he's just over-compensating."
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"My brother used to brag about girls dated right before he quit baseball"
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"and started dancing for Japanese businessmen."
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"Turk, he has leather jeans in three different colors."
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"Plus I'm using olive oil so I can lick it off later."
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"Make 'em dance! Oh, they're dancin'!"
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"Somebody's makin' them dance! Whoo-eee. Whee!"
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"I think I just got the move-on signal from a hook."
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"- [All] Mm-hmm. - Anyway, give me the update here."
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"Bradford's electrolyte and fluid balance are stable."
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"Sykes is encephalopathic. Ammonium level is through the roof."
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"What do you say?"
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"Dr. Dorian, can you help me?"
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"She was admitted a short time ago and hasn't regained consciousness."
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"Tox screen's positive for cocaine."
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"Do you think she could have O.D.'d?"
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"She had been stood up on a couple of dates."
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"- How do you know all that? - She told me."
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"[J.D.] In hospitals, there are certain rules."
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"With surgeons, if the over-compensating,"
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"Oh, he's glistening."
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"... he's probably gay."
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"And with organ transplants, if there's good news for one doctor..."
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"People, I've got our organs."
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"It probably means bad news for another."
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"You can use her organs."
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"Thank you."
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"Just tell me this,"
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"Unless you mean me."
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"Whether it's Mrs. Sykes with her new liver."
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"Mr. Dennison with his new heart valve."
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"Or Dave."
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"How's that new kidney feel, huh?"
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"A little loose, but I'll get used to it."
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"Thanks for everything, man."
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"Don't sweat it."
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"All right, gather around. Here we go."
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"Now, I'm sure we all recognize just how rare it is to get a win like this."
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"I'm going to give kudos in whisper form."
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"Since I'm an egomaniac, first props come to me."
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"You're a beautiful healer."
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"This was not a complete and total solo effort."
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"It was an extraordinary job done by each and every one of you."
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"Just because I can't hear your silly-ass whispering"
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"doesn't mean I'm old."
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"- What kind is it? - It's about 3:30."
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