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Clips from Scrubs - My Lunch (S05E05)

"[Cox] Lunch for us? Not going to happen."
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"like, "How could that possibly be true?""
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"Just give me a spoon, will you please?"
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"I think I may vomit."
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"Eggs on top. All right? Eggs on top."
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"Well, guess what? He's not."
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"I won't. Awesome! Awesome!"
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"And so begins another round of "Who Had the Worse Dad?""
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"We've been over this. You win on account of your father's not dead yet."
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"Dr. Cox vibed on it."
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"And, of course, the ever-present possibility"
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"I don't feel good about that. Way too easy."
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"- Is that the one with the giant snake? - No."
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"Is he the big black security guard with the hook hand?"
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"- Am I ever getting out? - We haven't found you a kidney yet,"
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"- What are you doing? - Having lunch."
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"like I'm her only friend in the world. It's pathetic."
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"I figured."
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"Todd's not gay."
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"He'd come home and they'd be stuffed with yen."
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"I'll tell you when I first suspected he was gay."
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"It was very subtle, but..."
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"Oh, yeah, Dale, this is totally gonna bring out your pecs."
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"Mr. Dennison isn't looking so good. He's on max inotropes and in failure."
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"- She's circling the drain. - Let's try to keep these people alive."
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"Sure. What's wrong?"
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"And she hadn't seen her shrink in a while."
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"She was definitely depressed."
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"pumped-up, shaved-down doctor seems gay..."
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"- So, man, you trying a new workout? - No. Why?"
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"is there anything anyone could have done?"
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"No."
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"It's amazing how quickly people improve once they get a new organ."
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"Yeah, you will."
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"But as we are surrounded by patients who are clinging to life,"
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"- Let me hear it, people. - You are some kind of super hero."
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"You're a god."
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"- I can't hear a word he's saying. - Be older, Bob."
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"I'm going to my office and tinker with my new computer."
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"And like a squirrel, you must gather up these acorns of kind words"
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"I just want to hold him like a big gay baby."
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"Guys, I'm really not comfortable with this."
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Neck cracking]"
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"One, two..."
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"She didn't come to the hospital for help."
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"- It's too much to ask yourself. - OK. I hear you."
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"[J.D.] And because he said that, I knew it wouldn't."
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"Whoa. Did something happen to the gym? Don't lie to me."
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"- We accept you. - No matter who you love."
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"It was like he changed into a whole new person."
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"- Todd, what are you doing? - I'm getting my gay on."
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"I don't get it. Doesn't make sense."
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"She didn't die of an overdose."
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"This whole change is just scaring me. I'm not sure who I am anymore."
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"Whoa!"
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"I wasn't."
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"I cannot believe that I let you in that fitting room while I was trying on bras."
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"[Todd] Nothing wrong with that either. Or that."
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"[# The Fray: How to Save a Life]"
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"And then Mr. Dennison."
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"No."
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"I guess our lunch was kind of a one time thing, huh?"
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"There's no way you could have seen that coming."
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"and you had to make a call."
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"I would've made the same call."
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"I got us lunch, and I think we should eat it."
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"He wasn't about to die, was he, Newbie?"
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"- Todd, what are you doing? - Waiting for my moment."
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"[J.D.] OK, moving on. It was time for my new daily ritual:"
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"Asking Dr. Cox to lunch."
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"- What are you doing for lunch? - Not having it with you, Paula."
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"Oh. Good luck eating."
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"This is every spoon from the cafeteria."
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"And guess what?"
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"Today just happens to be soup and frozen yogurt day."
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"I'm gonna have tomato and strawberry."
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"Normally, I'd say something harsh now like, "We're not friends,""
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"but you'll grin that stupid grin and shake your head,"
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"Because it's ludicrous."
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"Today isn't soup and yogurt day. It's actually salad and smoothie day."
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"I'm still having tomato and strawberry."
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"I'm having a weird pregnancy craving."
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"Hey, J.D., if you go out, would you get me a hot Italian sausage?"
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"I got a hot Italian sausage for you right here."
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"People think I luck into these situations, but it's really hard work."
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"You know what else is hard? I should go."
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"[J.D.] Some doctors like to change into their streets for lunch. Not me."
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"I like how the world reacts to me as a doctor."
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"Whether it's a friendly greeting from the world's slowest bagger."
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"- Hey there, Dr. Dorian. - Lookin' good, pal."
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"Or a smile from the manager of the herbal section."
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"Hey, Rebecca. You got that Echinacea for me?"
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"Just kidding. I think all this stuff is voodoo."
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"Good to see you. Hey!"
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"Looks like somebody else is sick of that cafeteria stuff, huh?"
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"Oh, no. What the hell? Did you follow me here?"
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"A friend dropped me off."
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"Eagle!"
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"Hey, wanna go splitsies on some deli counter meatloaf?"
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"I can't finish a whole serving. I can, but I don't like to."
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"- It all goes right here. - Could this be any more of a nightmare?"
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"[Woman] Guys!"
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"Jill Tracy was a former patient who had once tried to kill herself."
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"Sad, yes,"
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"but this did not change the fact that she was unbelievably annoying."
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"Oh, my God, what are you doing here?"
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"I was meeting a guy for a date. I know you're thinking."
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"A Tuesday lunch date at the market, he is so not into her."
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"I've been waiting for, like, an hour"
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"thinking how many more guys from my yoga class can totally reject me"
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"without me saying, "Enough!" You know?"
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"Yogurt pretzels? Yum. These are addictive."
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"I'll have one anyway. Wanna grab some lunch?"
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"- We have to get back to the hospital. - Bummer."
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"Trail mix? [Growling sound]"
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"You know what, Newbie? Stay. Have lunch."
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"Those emergencies. I should go too. How are things?"
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"- You know that's stealing. - Come on, Rebecca,"
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"I won't tell anyone if you don't."
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