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Clips from The Office (2005) - Scott's Tots (S06E06)

"The office is being pulled apart. I realize that."
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"There are traditions at stake."
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"And there are women... Who wants Phyllis as Santa?"
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"No, no, no! Wait! No! There are other choices."
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"There's information that we... Are you kidding me, Kevin?"
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"After you almost killed me?"
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"Michael, I had you. I just want to try Phyllis."
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"And if you want Michael as Santa, raise your hand."
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"KELLY: Michael!"
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"Excuse me."
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"Whoever has been sending me the parts to this gun,"
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"I think you sent me a gear instead of a trigger."
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"How do you know it's a gun?"
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"What else does it look like?"
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"Not a gun."
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"Well, unless the missing piece is a gun, you don't have a gun."
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"Not a gun."
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"In the North Pole, I spend many nights alone tinkering with toys."
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"So today, let's put a twinkle in old Kris Kringle's eye."
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"Let the party begin!"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"It's not like I am begging people to buy me diamonds"
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"and broach pendants."
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"Oh!"
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""Buy me something expensive, or I'm gonna kill myself." That's not..."
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"I don't care about that! All I want to be is Santa."
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"And you want to take that away from me, fine."
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"Go ahead."
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"because I am ruining everything,"
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"Behold,"
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"And I bring to you glad Christmas tidings."
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"I want to remind everyone the true meaning of Christmas."
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"Those of you who wish to join me, that's great."
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"I am excited by that,"
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"and those of you who don't,"
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"I forgive you, but I never forget."
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"The Antichrist."
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"Look, you cannot push religion."
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"But I can push drugs in here."
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"Is that what you're saying? No."
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"Well, you have to pick one or the other. Your choice."
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"Pick your poison. Get back to me. In the meantime,"
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"I am going to spread my goodness all over this company!"
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"Hey, Phyllis?"
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"Could you not reveal to Erin that I'm her secret Santa?"
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"All right, sweetie, I'll just tell her it's Michael."
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"Okay."
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"BOTH: (SINGING) I saw three ships come sailing in"
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"PAM: Have you talked to him?"
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"What?"
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"Matt."
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"No. Hey."
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"Hmm."
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"Good pâté, right? Oscar made it. Have you met Oscar?"
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"I don't think so."
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"Hey, Oscar, come here."
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"Oscar, this is Matt, and Matt loves your pâté."
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"I had some."
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"Oscar's pâté's great."
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"I could eat it all day, every day. Mmm."
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"How come the good ones are never straight, right?"
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"Okay, Pam. Okay."
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"This just arrived from the Dunder Mifflin North Pole branch."
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"We don't have a North Pole branch. Idiot!"
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"Uh-oh! What's Dwight gonna get? What is it?"
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"Oh, yes! It's space garbage."
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"Dwight's gonna be able to build himself a friend."
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"And Stanley, you've been very good this year."
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"I have."
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"Yeah, except for cheating on your wife."
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"Adultery's a sin. Look it up in the Bible, people."
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"He got scented candles."
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"Well, that's appropriate. A lot of fire where you're going."
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"Better get used to it."
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"You're going to H-E-L-L, double hockey sticks."
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"Going to hell, Stanley."
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"ANGELA: Amen."
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"And this brings us to you, little one."
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"I can't see from here, people. Somebody shout it out."
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"Don't make me get up."
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"That's fantastic! You can make another dress that goes past your feet."
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"Andy, was this you?"
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"It's a secret."
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"No, Andy had Erin. PHYLLIS: It was a secret."
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"PAM: Michael! PHYLLIS: You..."
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"What? Was I not supposed to say?"
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"What? Turn it back on."
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"No."
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"DAVID: Yes, Michael. What is so urgent?"
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"David, guess who I am sitting here dressed as."
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"I'm not going to guess. You can tell me, or I will hang up."
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"I will give you a hint. His last name is Christ."
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"He has the power of flight. He can heal leopards."
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"Michael..."
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"Because Phyllis, a woman, has uslurped my role as Santa."
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"Michael... What?"
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"Really? What's going on?"
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"Stephanie, can you hop off, please?"
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"STEPHANIE: Sure, David."
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"What the hell? How rude! Does she do that all the time?"
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"ERIN: Do you want me off this call too, Michael?"
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"Hey, what? Get off! Get off the phone!"
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"The board will have no choice but to approve,"
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"and they are going to clean house."
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"What does that mean?"
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"I'll be fired."
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"All of us?"
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"Goodbye, Michael."
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"Oh, my God."
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"And then it needed a second Santa. And then it needed a Jesus."
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"And that's one suit Phyllis cannot fit into."
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"Hey, how's everybody doing?"
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"Not great. You heckled Santa for an hour and a half."
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"That was a different guy. That was Jesus."
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"Hurt, petulant Jesus."
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"is bailing on this party because some jerk ruined the first part of it."
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"Dwight, come here."
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"Here's my debit card. I want you to go pick up a bunch of pizzas"
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"and meet me in the conference room."
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"What's your pin number?"
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