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Clips from Family Guy - Brian Goes Back to College (S04E04)

"Oh, God. Oh, no."
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"but I'm really here to write an article on the convention for the Daily Shopper."
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"Hey, check it out. Bill Cosby aerobics."
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"But first, the winners of this year's costume contest:"
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"Okay, you can stop with that cigar now, Gary."
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"My sinuses will thank you."
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"- It was wonderful. - Don't oversell it, Lois."
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"and more time working on that novel you've been working on."
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"They want me to contribute to The New Yorker."
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"I've got news for you, my friend. Marijuana's illegal."
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"Your study in post-modern American subcultures was quite illuminating."
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"Oh, wow, thanks. That really means a lot coming from you guys."
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"This damn chair keeps wobbling. I think one of the legs is short."
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"Wow, thanks!"
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"In 2005, a group of local misfits won a costume contest"
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"These men promptly returned home and drank some beer."
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"I'm an Ivy League man myself. I went to Brown."
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"You, sir, are fired!"
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"I'm gonna call Lois and have her pick you up right now."
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"Hi, I'm your roommate Caleb. I like cutting myself. I bleed a lot."
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"And if this is Mom, send money because we're college students"
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"You don't have to tell her anything. Gary Coleman owed me a favor."
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"Yeah!"
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"Let's do it!"
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"I just came from that orientation seminar about college dating."
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"Now, now, it looks like we have a comedian."
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"I wasn't making a joke. I was just asking..."
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"Fluffy! Fluffy, come down!"
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"The A-team will get your beloved kitty down."
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"or I'm gonna fail this class."
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"Do you know what I've discovered about myself since I've been in college?"
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"No, Brian. I underestimated you."
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"May I borrow your pen?"
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"You... Do you want me to just stick it in there?"
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"Yes."
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"Hey, what's up, B-rie?"
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"- Check this out. - Come on!"
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"Will you relax? Plenty of people cheat."
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"Once again, Ashlee Simpson."
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"Oh, my God! Mom, look."
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"They're tearing down Roger Williams Park to build a strip mall."
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"Darren Mitchelstork."
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"of the soccer ball team."
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"Well, all right."
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"Roger Williams Park? That sounds like a job for the A-Team."
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"Ah, Brian."
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"I am glad you could come to my faculty cocktail party."
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"I am sorry you had to see that."
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"If you can learn, maybe one day I can walk."
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"Now, what was it you wanted to say?"
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"Not so fast. You are hurting me."
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"My final exam is tomorrow"
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"We can't leave. It's almost halftime and we all pooped in the tuba."
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"Whoa! Whoa! What are you gonna do? Kill us?"
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"Oh, no, no. We wouldn't do that."
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"We'll probably just shoot the ground all around you to make you scared."
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"He's just not the same guy anymore."
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"They call them chop shops. Makes it harder to track stolen parts."
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"Jeez, that is awful."
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"Don't forget to put your tools away."
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"and we got sidetracked by idle conversation."
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"We're a terrible A-Team."
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"You know what the problem is? We didn't stay focused."
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"Somehow we just... I mean..."
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"- Brian, what are you doing home? - I couldn't do it, Lois."
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"Mr. Hoover's come to visit."
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"I wonder if Mr. Hoover has anything to say about all this?"
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"It's scaring me! Leave me alone!"
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"Peter, you're not wearing your costume anymore."
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"Unless there was some kind of team of people who could get you there in time."
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"now."
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"Then what the hell are you smiling for?"
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"- No, it's not! - Yeah! Are you out of your mind?"
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"Oh, all right."
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"- Livingston Winstofford. - Yes."
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"Oh, no one at The New Yorker has an anus."
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"Cleveland's right."
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"If you have a problem, if no one else can help,"
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"Brian, The New Yorker does not employ your kind."
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"Oh, yeah. Cry for Stewie. Life isn't what you thought it would be."
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"Boy, I'll tell you, not graduating from college has haunted me for years."
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"For example, we're about to make a hilarious answering-machine message."
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"No means no!"
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"- I'm not gonna rape you. - I might."
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"Good morning, class."
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"No need to thank us. It's what we do."
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"Let me introduce my wife Helen."
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"before you came along, I was so depressed,"
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"- Hello. - Like that?"
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"Stop! Stop it! Stop it!"
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"Look, it doesn't matter how it turned out. I finished what I started,"
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"- You're such a loser. - I hate you!"
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"You know..."
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"You may start your exams"
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"We're the A-Team."
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"You know, I thought I'd be able to finish this time."
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"hit something and do a wicked flip through the air."
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"- Yeah. You look just like Alf. - Peter, I'm not Alf."
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"Not cool. All right then."
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"What do you think?"
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"Drago!"
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"I wanted to do it on my own."
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"Brian, what are you doing here?"
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"Okay, everyone. Alan Thicke will be up in a minute to answer your hate mail."
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"And James William Bottomtooth."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. You're cute. You're cute."
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"I just heard the dog got fired. Did I miss it? Did he cry yet?"
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"that a few bad apples out there are smoking marijuana."
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"- A-Team roll call. Face. - Here and handsome."
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"- B. A? - I pity the fool."
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"But I also suggest ways he may better himself."
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"Man, this is gonna be a fun day."
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"Much better than that day I tried Tag body spray for sick cats."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I don't want to pet you, though."
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"What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?"
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"Oh, no! Okay. No, yeah, no. This spray is not for me."
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"Actually, I'm Douglas Brackman from L. A. Law,"
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"Well, you'll have a lot to write about after we win the costume contest."
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