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Clips from 30 Rock - Greenzo (S02E02)

"Saving the Earth while maintaining profitability."
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"The free market will solve global warming..."
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"Well, thankfully, those days are behind you."
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"and you're booked on the "Today" show."
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"to protect the environment?"
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"Gosh, we've got to update these forms."
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"Think it through."
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"and, uh, ironically viewing some Canadian pornography."
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"Remember, Pete? Your beautiful wife, Paula."
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"Here's a tip, Cerie."
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"Greenzo out!"
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"They're boys."
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"Get out of the way."
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"He was talking about some epic party at Kenneth's."
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"Wow."
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"Gross!"
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"Liz!"
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"and cancel the party."
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"Kenneth, thanks for letting my cousins come to your party."
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"I don't understand what's happening."
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"Whip 'em out? Measure 'em?"
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"Greenzo's segment on the "Today" show is about to begin."
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"He works for that money!"
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"I knew we should have gone with Angie Harmon."
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"Ho!"
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"And, Miss Lemon."
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"Chances are?"
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"Oh, my God. That's Al Gore."
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"A whale is in trouble. I have to go!"
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"Oh, boy. Okay, this Earth is ruined."
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"Greenzo is America's first"
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"Yeah, and you're married."
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"Oh, great. Now I smell like midlife crisis."
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"I mean, I know... lots of dope stuff, of course."
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"I guess nobody bothered to tell Sharon Stone."
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"Leave the lights on for the invisible people."
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"We're not changing anything."
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"It doesn't matter if it's true!"
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"The Harlem Globetrotters are gonna be there."
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"Now Jack is going to this party? This is nuts!"
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"You said you were gonna shut it down."
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"What's up?"
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"Back off, Jack, or you'll be Greenzo'd!"
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"Happy Halloween, Baby!"
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"Huh? And there's gonna be foxy boxing."
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"Jack, look, we're way beyond that."
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"but I have too much respect for you."
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"What? No! Why would you say that?"
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"Because you're acting all happy and full of life."
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"who's always rubbing himself against the carpet."
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"T.I., Fall Out Boy, foxy boxing."
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"The Earth's blood?"
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"Get me Harvey Lemmings!"
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"I didn't want to come to your party,"
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"You understand me? I made you what you are."
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"You're crazy."
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"Hey, Jack. Good to see you again."
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"Hey, y-you know what else takes a long time?"
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"with the smiley-face Earth and some green things."
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"and a little more clackity-clack."
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"The girl from "Heroes" is gonna take a shower."
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"Do you even bother to compost your own feces?"
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"We're developing that technology!"
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"Whoa."
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"I had never, ever seen Grizz or Dot Com cry."
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"But when are you moving out?"
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"Wow, if he licked the envelope, you could clone him,"
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"Good job."
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"It's not going to."
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"Huh."
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"You dummy!"
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"Sonny Crockett has been having seizures all morning."
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"Duh! Thanks, Jonathan. Think I should try to go?"
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"Yeah. And he's gonna perform."
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"This is Sunset Blush. I wear Tiger Orgasm."
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"It's not for a sketch."
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"You're gonna be great, Jared."
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"Uh, come with me."
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"And I am going to win with..."
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"He's having another party."
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"See, people are like lemmings..."
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"you're releasing an endangered falcon"
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"Ken went to high school in Georgia with the rapper T.I."
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"Hillary Clinton wants an all-homosexual army."
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"With a real signature!"
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"Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?"
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"This penguin."
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"All right."
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"I just came to get a clean sweater."
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"Bob Logan from Texas Instruments is gonna be there?"
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"Sweet! Everyone's coming!"
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"I just wanted to make sure that you knew about it."
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"So much hair."
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"Uh, they are ready for you downstairs."
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"Your parent company could lobby Congress and the president"
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"Al, we're with you on this whole planet thing."
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"if that even exists."
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"What's up, Lemon?"
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"The "Today" show wants to give us a recurring segment now."
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"Goon!"
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"You're just trying to get me to go 'cause you want a ride."
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"I hear they're gonna be foxy boxing."
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"We know."
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"Uhh."
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"I love T.I."
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"Yes, but don't tell anybody. Why can't..."
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"Please. Respect celebrity privacy."
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"Building a new Earth."
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"Hey, did you hear about Kenneth's insane party?"
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"I got to get into that party!"
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"Just like Colonial Williamsburg."
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"Yeah. You would."
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"that we're losing our message here."
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"No, no, no, no. We're way past that, Jack."
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"Really?"
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"I couldn't. This means too much to Ken."
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"This party's about to become a Tracy Jordan joint."
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"Mr. Jordan, I saw you steal my sink."
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"The moment you come...?"
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"We met when Jack was an intern for Senator Ted Kennedy."
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