Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - Greenzo (S02E02)

"so I'm really not interested in having some actor lecture me."
30 Rock
"Are you saying actors can't change the world?"
30 Rock
"And now I finally have my platform."
30 Rock
"So let's have a little less yappity-yap"
30 Rock
"All right. That's it. I'm telling Jack."
30 Rock
"This is not working. Wait."
30 Rock
"I just got this... like eight years ago."
30 Rock
"You're cheating with your wife?"
30 Rock
"Why didn't you tell me about this?!"
30 Rock
"That's my fault."
30 Rock
"I get off on the sneaking around."
30 Rock
"Who knew, right?"
30 Rock
"So how are your parents?"
30 Rock
"Ohh!"
30 Rock
"T.I.'s gonna be there."
30 Rock
"And Fall Out Boy will be there, too."
30 Rock
"Foxy boxing! I love foxy boxing!"
30 Rock
"It combines my two favorite things..."
30 Rock
"boxing and referees!"
30 Rock
"First of all, you didn't dial that cellphone."
30 Rock
"Second of all, that is your own rumor."
30 Rock
"and they're gonna be disappointed and angry."
30 Rock
"You need to nip this in the bud."
30 Rock
"Hey, Kenneth, you know how much I like to joke around, right?"
30 Rock
"Well, before, when I told you"
30 Rock
"Well, the point is, is that I have good news."
30 Rock
"Oh, Mr. Donaghy, you don't want to go to my silly party."
30 Rock
"Kenneth, as an executive vice president"
30 Rock
"at General Electric,"
30 Rock
"Sir, I would love it if you came to my party."
30 Rock
"Yeah, I didn't write anything for that guy."
30 Rock
"He has gone off the deep end. You got to replace him."
30 Rock
"Hey, kids, can you kids hold your breath?"
30 Rock
"Good."
30 Rock
"Now do it forever."
30 Rock
"'Cause the air is going to be poisoned"
30 Rock
"unless we switch to green technologies."
30 Rock
"Sold by our company. I love this guy."
30 Rock
"You know, Greenzo, I read that television sets"
30 Rock
"Wow! Yeah."
30 Rock
"Can Greenzo get real here for a second?"
30 Rock
"with the power to heal Mother Gaia,"
30 Rock
"but they're paralyzed by greed?"
30 Rock
"Aah!"
30 Rock
"What is he doing? Stay calm."
30 Rock
"Did you kids know that we could actually end global warming"
30 Rock
"in five years"
30 Rock
"if we just raised taxes on the superrich by just 2%?"
30 Rock
"Wow. Is that true?"
30 Rock
"We've lost control of Greenzo."
30 Rock
"Hey... Liz."
30 Rock
"Look, obviously what happened in your bed last night"
30 Rock
"Sorry. She likes me natural."
30 Rock
"Look, Paula and I got married our sophomore year."
30 Rock
"She was pregnant 20 minutes into the first date."
30 Rock
"This is the first chance we've had to just be a couple."
30 Rock
"And our relationship has never been better."
30 Rock
"We did it on your kitchen table."
30 Rock
"I... shouldn't have told you that."
30 Rock
"Liz, please."
30 Rock
"Please let me be your roommate so I can date my wife."
30 Rock
"I can't believe I'm saying this."
30 Rock
"Yes! Oh, Liz, you're the best!"
30 Rock
"Paula wants to get caught again."
30 Rock
"Got it."
30 Rock
"Hey. You catch me on "Today," Jack?"
30 Rock
"Meri was totally digging me."
30 Rock
"Dude, have you hit that?"
30 Rock
"Jared, I'm a little concerned"
30 Rock
"It's nonjudgmental business-friendly."
30 Rock
"While you're out there destroying the Earth,"
30 Rock
"And history will remember me."
30 Rock
"When I die, they'll want to put my face on money..."
30 Rock
"Okay, you listen to me, Redzo."
30 Rock
"You either get on board,"
30 Rock
"or you're gonna wake up on that island"
30 Rock
"And you're fired."
30 Rock
"Can you fire the wind, Jack?"
30 Rock
"Can you fire a hurricane?"
30 Rock
"Hey, Liz, are you going to Kenneth's party?"
30 Rock
"And when everyone shows up and it sucks?"
30 Rock
"And what does that entail?"
30 Rock
"I've called this meeting to discuss what happened last night"
30 Rock
"at Kenneth's party."
30 Rock
"You kiss me, Grizz! Kiss me!"
30 Rock
"We all went in with certain expectations."
30 Rock
"The evening took a nasty left turn."
30 Rock
"Now we must face certain facts in the cold light of day."
30 Rock
"Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves."
30 Rock
"Mr. Lutz, you ate all my parakeet's medication."
30 Rock
"And thanks to you,"
30 Rock
"Mr. Hornberger,"
30 Rock
"I would thank you to come pick up your wife at some point."
30 Rock
"Harlem Globetrotter."
30 Rock
"Does that name mean nothing to you?"
30 Rock
"I will have you know"
30 Rock
"that before last night"
30 Rock
"Congratulations."
30 Rock
"You were all present"
30 Rock
"Mr. Donaghy?"
30 Rock
"need a moment."
30 Rock
"What is this for?"
30 Rock
"Don Geiss is expecting it. It's gonna happen."
30 Rock
"But you fired Jared. So who's gonna..."
30 Rock
"Uh, not exactly."
30 Rock
"Mr. Vice President."
30 Rock
"So I'm excited to see this trash-powered car of yours."
30 Rock
"How do you two even know each other?"
30 Rock
"Let me tell you, Jack was the most liberal guy..."
30 Rock
"I mean, look at the set we built"
30 Rock
"to the environment,"
30 Rock
"with nothing but environmental themes on all the programs?"
30 Rock
"Use entertainment for substance."
30 Rock
"Yes."
30 Rock
"Or you could put on a silly hat"
30 Rock
"This is not working for me, Jack."
30 Rock
"Jared, it's time for you to go."
30 Rock
"Jared!"
30 Rock
"I am so sorry, Mr. Vice President."
30 Rock
"We got to get a new one."
30 Rock
Show more clips