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Clips from 30 Rock - Greenzo (S02E02)

"If your network really wants to demonstrate a commitment"
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"why don't you start by, for example,"
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"having an entire week"
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"You could have a character in prime time"
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"making a passionate argument to the American people"
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"that we need CO2 taxes to replace the payroll taxes."
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"to pass the treaty and save the climate!"
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"and tell kids how outsourcing means cheaper toys at Christmas."
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"All right! Let's do this!"
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"Jared, what are you doing here?"
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"You'll all be Greenzo'd!"
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"Jared!"
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"This all started when Jack... Quiet!"
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"Give it to me, Jared. Let go of that globe, Jared!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, hey. I, uh... I found your lipstick."
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"Oh."
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"I don't know why I told you about the Pop-Tart."
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"But that's weird."
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"Oh, hello, ladies."
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"What?"
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"The lipstick. The spring in his step."
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"The sexy Justin Timberlake hat."
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"No, no. He's still married."
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"I don't know what to tell you."
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"The only reason men start taking care of themselves"
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"is if they're getting someone to have sex with them."
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"If it wasn't for that, they'd just sit at home in their own filth."
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"It's part of our new company-wide"
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"To save the Earth?"
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"Don Geiss is a genius."
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"He's pitting all of the divisions of the company"
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"against each other to see who can make the most money"
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"nonjudgmental business-friendly environmental advocate."
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"My boy. "Greenzo"?"
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"Is that the first name that came to your head?"
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"Wow."
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"Yeah, you're saying "gig" a lot."
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"My last real job was an ad"
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"How will that affect my family?"
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"Your billboard's going up in Times Square,"
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"Oh, ma... Ah."
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"I just wish my mom were still alive."
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"So I could rub it in her fat face."
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"Hope you can make it."
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"See you there."
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"I'm hiding from Kenneth."
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"I don't want to get roped into another one"
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"of his terrible parties."
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"I'm always the only person who shows up."
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"Boys becoming men, men be...?"
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"How could no one go to Ken's party?"
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"Will you come? Please?"
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"No. I can't. I only go to A-list events."
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"Ugh. I'm gonna be stuck there alone with him again."
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"I'm gonna turn Ken's jam into a major event."
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"See, all a hot party needs is mystique."
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"That's not a real person. You made that up."
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"And who are the biggest gossips on "TGS"?"
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"Grizz and Dot Com. Grizz and Dot Com."
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"Well, kids, you can tell your parents"
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"to buy a GE front-loading washing machine to save water."
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"'Cause if the Earth's not here,"
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"where else is Greenzo gonna dance?"
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"Thanks for getting the message out, Greenzo."
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"Sorry, everybody. That's Meredith Vieira."
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"Lemon, I want you to write them up."
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"So don't treat it like your show."
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"All right, but only because I like Earth."
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"Jared, we'll send you some stuff."
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"Oh, I'd like to sit in and give notes,"
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"make sure it's got that Greenzo voice."
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"They love him in every demographic..."
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"So does Don Geiss."
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"and then you'd have two Geisses."
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"Yeah. Right, Lemon."
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"I'm gonna clone Geiss,"
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"then compete with a Geiss clone for the CEO position?"
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"Miss Lemon, Mr. Donaghy."
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"I am just a simple pig farmer's son,"
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"but I would be honored if you'd come to a party at my home."
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"Ugh. Whatever. Fine. I'll come."
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"Super!"
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"Mr. D? Uh, no."
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"I could make up some excuse, Kenneth,"
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"During your party, I'll be home listening to some Schubert"
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"Hope you're ready to party like it's 1999."
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"Which, according to my Bible, will be in seven years."
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"That is the body spray that came with my new leather jacket."
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"Oh, my God. Are you having an affair?"
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"Liz, you're crazy."
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"And your sons, Robert and Jack."
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"You better not be."
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"Decide what you want before you open the refrigerator."
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"You just released enough hydrofluorocarbons"
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"You ever take off that costume?"
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"You ever take off yours?"
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"Yo, we got to tell Josh."
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"He'll finally think we're cool."
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"Not really into T.I."
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"Uh... Fall Out Boy will be there, too."
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"I love Fall Out Boy!"
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"Dude, have you seen the dancers on T.I.'s tour?"
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"I'm telling you, Cerie, it is gonna be awesome..."
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"Sounds hot."
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"Do you think you can get them in?"
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"They get so drunk."
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"about my mom being homeless?"
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"Ken's house. It's a party?"
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"That was Geiss' social secretary. What did he say?"
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"He claims he needs an invite for Mr. Geiss."
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"You're saying Geiss might be at Kenneth's party?"
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"Our Kenneth? Yes."
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"Why would he go to that? What else do you know?"
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"Sir, if there's any chance that Mr. Geiss is going to be at this party..."
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"Oh, hi."
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"I haven't had a chance to get to that Greenzo stuff yet."
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"Yeah, it just takes a really long time to reboot in the morning."
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"Listen, Jared... Greenzo."
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"You act like you care, but you do nothing."
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