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Clips from 30 Rock - Rosemary's Baby (S02E02)

"Let me get that off."
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"Turn around."
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"It just needs a little bit of water."
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"You're honestly telling me"
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"No! She's the first female writer for "Laugh-ln.""
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"She wrote all the political stuff for "Donny and Marie.""
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"I grew up idolizing her comedy."
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"Pardon me."
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"Pardon you?"
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"It's funny 'cause it's true."
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"And I used to make my friends act out your skits the next day."
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"When I say my friends, I mean my Fisher Price My Friend dolls"
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"You're gonna kill me, aren't you?"
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"I grew up wanting to be Samantha Stephens"
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"on "Bewitched.""
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"The closest I got"
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"was being married to a gay guy for two years."
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"I don't want to inject you and listen to jazz."
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"Good Lord."
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"Always."
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"That would be great."
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"I would love that."
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"But you're supposed to take me hat shopping."
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"Hey, Jack."
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"Could you hold on a second?"
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"I doubt if anybody noticed."
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"I love this country."
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"You can do anything you want to do,"
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"except no dogfighting, okay?"
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"Dogfighting?"
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"I know it's repulsive and hideous."
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"But it's the only thing"
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"Jack Donaghy told me I cannot do."
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"So I got to do it. Understand?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"vile thing a human being can do."
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"You cannot do it!"
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"Make it happen."
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"Oh, I'll never watch "Happy Days" the same way again."
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"It's almost better when everything goes horribly wrong."
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"Well, you know, we do hire guest writers every now and then."
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"I don't know if that's something you would ever be interested in."
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"That'd be great."
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"God, I haven't been in that building in so long."
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"Does everyone still do blow in Joe Garagiola's office?"
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"You may enter."
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"No. I wish."
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"This is a prop from the classic NBC series "Super Computer.""
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"1975 to 1975."
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"But what you don't know"
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"Mr. Perfect, Mr. Jesus-Loves-Me Parcell"
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"Do you know how long I've been waiting"
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"to transfer that thumb-head to CNBC in Paramus, New Jersey?"
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"But you can't transfer someone without a demerit."
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"But now... Oh, boy."
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"Here's what we're gonna do."
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"You've probably never seen breasts before,"
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"so I'm gonna lean over this desk,"
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"and you're gonna give me a new page jacket."
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"Please, I breast-fed till I was 11,"
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"so I've forgotten more about a woman's chest"
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"than you'll ever know."
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"Kenneth Parcell is finished."
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"Finished!"
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"All right, what's in the news this week, everybody?"
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"Any ideas?"
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"A beautiful mulatto..."
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"I don't think we're allowed to use any of those words."
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"Don't you get it? The mailbox was Haldeman."
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"Is... Is that a person who lived?"
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"We get Josh in blackface, right?"
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"And then we get Tracy to call him a"
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"I'd watch that. - No, no, no."
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"It's too sensitive."
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"I-I want the show to be edgy, too."
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"I mean, but my boss, Jack Donaghy..."
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"We don't do that. Liz!"
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"You're not a cog in their machine."
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"I know."
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"I'm not some... follower."
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"Frank, what do you have this week?"
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"I feel sick to my stomach about dogfighting,"
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"No!"
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"I built a dogfighting pit in my basement for this?"
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"Tracy, can I speak with you privately?"
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"Dogfighting."
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"that compels you to do exactly what you're asked not to?"
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"I don't know. I've always been this way."
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"Tracy, don't stare directly at the sun. It'll make you crazy."
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"You're not my dad!"
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"You can't tell me what it's about!"
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"Liz, your grandmother is in Jack's office."
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"You better do something. Nana Lemon? That's weird."
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"Oh. Oh, no. Rosemary."
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"some of her fantastic sketch ideas."
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"He understands that what we do"
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"is far more important than what they do."
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"I do. I really do get it."
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"My pleasure. What a pleasure."
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"What fun catching up with you."
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"You too."
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"Fire her."
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"And don't ever make me talk to a woman that old again."
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"I can't fire Rosemary."
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"No. I won't fire her. It's mean."
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"And I like her."
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"And she's right... We should be pushing the envelope."
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"Oh, God. "Push the envelope.""
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"letter writers, radicals, Howard Dean."
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"You're like the talking mailbox."
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"I'm going to assume that's a Haldeman reference,"
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"in which case, I thank you."
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"I got into this business to be like Rosemary,"
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"to make people think."
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"No. No, no, no, Lemon."
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"You got into this business because you're funny"
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"and you're weird and you're socially retarded."
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"And you also got into it because it pays well,"
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"You are like me."
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"No, I'm not. You are a suit."
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