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Clips from 30 Rock - Rosemary's Baby (S02E02)

"Attention, all. Attention, all."
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"I would like to announce the recipient"
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"sorry, person... who best exemplifies a follower."
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"When I think of the free-spirited Liz Lemon"
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"I met just one year ago,"
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"cross-promotion, and adverlingus,"
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"it pleases me to see how well she's learned to follow."
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"He has a microwave for a head."
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"What? Where do you invest your money, Liz?"
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"I have like 12 grand in checking."
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"Oh! Oh, no!"
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"Aah!"
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"you don't know who Rosemary Howard is?"
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"Is she one of the ladies who tried to shoot Gerald Ford?"
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"Pardon me."
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"Hi. I don't want to sound like a weirdo fan,"
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"but I am obsessed with everything you have ever done."
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"because I didn't have a lot of friends."
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"Oh, you are great. I..."
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"I grew up wanting to be you."
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"Well, thank you. Um..."
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"You are my heroine."
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"And by heroine, I mean lady hero."
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"and get all this out of your system."
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"Tracy, what happened now?"
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"To the party last night?"
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"For the rascals we fought?"
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"It was like a Mos Def CD."
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"I think I can manage that."
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"You've been curiously quiet for 20 minutes."
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"Dogfighting it is."
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"It's... It's like sex, you know?"
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"You're a machine."
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"Shh. Really?"
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"finally messed up?"
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"Well, I meant to."
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"We open on a New Orleans abortion clinic."
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"Why not? It's live television."
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"I mean, we used to say And"
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"No, you didn't."
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"Let me talk to him. I am great with suits."
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"No, no, no. We... We don't talk to him."
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"I just... We are very subversive on this show."
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"Barry the Humping Dog"
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"is shopping for a GE washer and dryer."
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"I have not seen that before."
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"Yo, I got the dogs outside."
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"but what can you do when they tell you not to?"
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"This could get ugly."
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"What is it about your wiring"
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"You're not my dad!"
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"You're not my dad!"
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"Hey, props gave me a bunch of dog penises for you to look at."
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"Oh."
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"Rosemary, thank you so very much."
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"You take care, now. You too."
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"Yes, you can. It's easy."
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"You know who uses that phrase?"
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"to work inside the system..."
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"You just don't get her."
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"You feed off the creativity and hard work of other people"
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"I don't know. It sounded real."
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"And I never would have done it if it weren't for you."
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"I am so proud of you."
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"Jack says you're both fired."
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"Hey, Tray."
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"Your monkey's pretty stupid."
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"You want a page-off, you got it, freak!"
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"but if Jack thinks I'm crawling back there..."
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"What neighborhood is this?"
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"Oh..."
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"Hello, Tracy."
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"and if you don't mind,"
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"This is stupid."
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"Come on, Tracy. We're here to help you."
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"Uh, Tracy, maybe it will help if Jack sits in the chair"
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"He worked in a Campbell's Soup factory,"
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"Why you got to act out that way?"
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"Uh, that's not exactly what I..."
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"He gambled away my welfare check."
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"Woman, I got a mind"
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"Now do the white dude that my moms left my dad for."
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"Stop putting words in my mouth, woman!"
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"Mind your own business, Mrs. Rodriguez!"
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"I love you, Dad!"
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"when you were growing up, 'cause I had that one in my pocket."
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"Oh, crap-balls! What was that?"
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"Women in their 50s join the Army"
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"I predict opening weekend, a million dollars."
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"Have you been drinking wine all day?"
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"Did an "F" train just go by your window?"
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"Really? You pick up guys that are smart and funny,"
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"Oh, my God, I lost my job."
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"You're my kid!"
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"but can't have any demerits, so we had to have a page-off."
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"This isn't over between us, Maroney."
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"Well, it's finally over, Ms. Maroney."
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"Yes."
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"Of course you can have your job back, Lemon."
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"I went to her apartment. I don't think she has a toilet."
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"Never go with a hippie to a second location."
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"I can't end up like that."
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"I have got to make money and save it."
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"Can you teach me how to do that?"
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"when there's no one left that wants to see them naked."
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"Hey, what about cat penises?"
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"It is with great pleasure"
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"is none other than our very own Liz Lemon."
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"She doesn't like people."
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"No, followship, presented annually to the woman..."
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"I'm not a follower."
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"It also comes with 10 grand."
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"so resistant to product integration,"
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"Ugh, is this because of that GE sketch?"
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"What are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401?"
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"Are you an immigrant?"
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"Miss Maroney, I can't believe how fast you lost the weight."
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"If I can't be Mo'Nique fat, I have to be Teri Hatcher thin."
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"Either way, you're laughing."
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"My uniform. Sorry."
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