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Clips from 30 Rock - Somebody to Love (S02E02)

"and I don't want to risk that."
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"They give you a helicopter, you know."
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"They have no other documented health problems, you know."
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"To stop big companies from hurting the little guy."
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"What happened to you that made you this way?"
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"Oh, C.C., I'm so..."
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"One day his Jack Russell terrier started chewing the area."
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"No."
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"After six reconstructive surgeries,"
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"I'm much better looking now than I used to be."
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"Plus, they made a Lifetime movie about me."
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"Candice Vandershark stars as Celeste Cunningham in..."
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"You know, I thought you made love like an ugly girl."
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"So present, so grateful."
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"Who was that?!"
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"Nobody."
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"Don't lie to me, Jack."
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"So, then, what's the problem?"
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"Oh, I get it."
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"Tracy, I don't believe in soul mates."
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"I worked too hard to get where I am to sacrifice it for some woman."
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"Sir, that was impressive."
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"No, Mr. Rossitano."
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"but we are proud."
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"Lutz falls asleep on the couch in our office..."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Pete. Pete."
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"Pete."
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"Rahee-e-e-m!"
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"Ready to go?"
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"He just completed some big project he's been working on."
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"Soon everyone will know the name Raheem Haddad."
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"You're welcome to come."
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"Get the gun away from the dog."
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"Hey, hon, have you seen my hunting rifle?"
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"Last time I saw it, the dog had it."
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"What is wrong with you people?"
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"I'm going to get into politics!"
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"Ape attack!"
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"Oh, God! Oh!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Okay, that went too far."
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"I still need $700."
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"You know that old lady in Accounting"
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"who thinks you're her husband who died in the war?"
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"What about her?"
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"And I know that I should hate you, but I can't."
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"I love you."
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"And I don't care what people say."
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"We were meant to be in each other's lives."
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"Some dudes took Raheem last night."
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"Elizabeth Lemon, I can't believe you did that."
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"Raheem is a good guy."
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"You seem to be defending Raheem an awful lot."
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"Oh, no, we're cool."
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"I renounce Raheem."
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"Raheem is a bad guy."
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"U.S.A. Number one!"
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"I know where that building is."
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"and this is my brother Hakim."
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"And these are the reasons you should choose us"
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"to be the next contestants on..."
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"Uh-oh."
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"We love to travel."
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"Toronto, Munich, London, the Hoover Dam, the Cleve."
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"We are in good shape for the roadblocks and detours."
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"Oh, no, oh, no."
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"We love America!"
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"of Mr. Donaghy's pants."
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"You must love him as much as I do."
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"C.C., look out the window onto 125th street."
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"Tell her that you want your privates"
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"and her privates to do a high five."
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"I don't care anymore."
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"I think I might be that dog."
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"Tell her her butt looks like an apple, and you want to take a bite."
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"Tell her she got some tig ol' bitties like"
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"the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders."
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"Tell her you want her to donate her body to science, and you science!"
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"Tell her, Jack!"
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"How you wanted to brush my hair as foreplay."
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"Nobody can know we're together,"
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"Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?"
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"What do you say we go find a spot and defile this place?"
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"Raheem!"
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"Hey, buddy!"
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"They put electrodes on my testicles, Liz."
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"America's government shocked my nuts."
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"No, I'm pretty sure"
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"they're not allowed to do that type of thing."
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"They say, "Raheem, why you no shake hands?""
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"I said, "'Cause I don't want sickness before 'Amazing Race."'"
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"They say, "Raheem, why all the trips to the airport?""
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"I say, "Because I'm practicing for 'The Amazing Race'!""
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"And then, "Zzzzt! Zzzzt!" In my underpanties."
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"Do you have any idea who turned you in?"
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"No."
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"I have so much anger inside."
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"Northrax."
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"Hey! I made waffles."
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"Thank God."
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"and it's making me horny!"
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"where food flavors are made."
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"Right. Like that's a stretch."
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"I'll just have Jonathan bring over another pair."
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"I have your mail. I live across the hall."
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"Listen to yourself, Pete!"
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"Pants! Pants! Pants!"
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"But where am I ever gonna get $2,500?"
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"I'm sorry I dropped you."
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"Congressman Cunningham,"
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"You're right."
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"Lemon, there's nothing you could say to me"
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"This isn't even my phone."
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"Well, last night, I..."
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"The gun went off and shot me in the face."
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"So, I did what was right."
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"Dude, let us give you the rest of the money for Donaghy's pants."
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"We Parcells are neither wealthy nor circumcised,"
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