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Clips from 30 Rock - Somebody to Love (S02E02)

"Didn't you just get a haircut two days ago?"
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"After all, your hair is your head suit."
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"It's being thrown by John McCain and Jack Bauer."
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"Um, I don't think he's real."
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"I assure you, Lemon, John McCain is very real."
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"I have to look perfect."
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"When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males."
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"Good Lord, Donaghy, did you comb your hair with a chicken bone?"
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"Well, have fun."
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"Don't get peer-pressured into invading Iran."
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"A way to show support for our parent company"
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"which is having a little P.R. Hiccup right now."
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"All right. Thanks."
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"I picked up your tuxedo from the cleaners, Mr. Donaghy,"
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"just like you asked."
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"'cause I saw on "Martha Stewart" how we're all doing everything wrong."
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"Where are the pants?"
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"Sweet peaches, what have I done?!"
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"Somewhere along the way, they must've slipped out the bottom."
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"Uncle Butch was right."
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"I'm just a stupid country bumpkin"
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"I will replace your pants."
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"I will find your pants."
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"Oh."
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"Who is it? Hi!"
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"Hi. I didn't even realize anyone had moved in over here. Welcome."
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"I'm Liz. What's your name?"
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"No. No, I'm just kidding."
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"Give me my package, please."
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"Okay."
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"Well, it was nice to meet..."
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"Raheem? Yeah. He's a good egg."
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"And I think it's because I'm a woman."
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"You mean like that one?"
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"What are you saying, there, Liz?"
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"Pete, you know me."
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"You're being paranoid. Raheem is a really nice guy."
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"He's always helping."
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"He rewired the toaster oven,"
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"and he showed me a back way to the airport."
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"but that pita pocket might be a terrorist."
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"Does that sound racist?"
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"This rich, chestnut color is natural? Ha!"
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"Whiskey, straight up."
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"I'll have a white rum with a diet ginger ale and a splash of lime."
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"for a University of Tennessee sorority girl."
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"That's good advice."
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"Unfortunately, I promised Bill Frist the next slow dance."
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"Jack."
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"Nice haircut."
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"Sir, here's your Nancy Drew."
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"For men, it's called a Hardy Boy."
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"Hey, K.K., how's it hangin'?"
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"I lost something real important."
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"Well, you know what I do when I lose something?"
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"Pants."
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"Pants! Pants! Pants! Pa..."
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"Well, did you retrace your steps?"
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"Or go back to the dry cleaners?"
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"and, no, Mr. Donaghy's pants are not in the ladies' room"
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"at that laser-tag place on 12th Avenue."
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"It's no use."
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"I'm just gonna have to replace them."
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"and sell your autograph at the car show?"
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"What the world needs now?"
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"Is love, sweet love?"
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"That there's just too little of?"
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"What the world needs now?"
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"Really? Did you have a good time?"
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"No. No, it was great."
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"Who knew that ottoman had wheels, right?"
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"When can I see you again?"
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"Hi, Dan, thank you for having me."
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"You didn't tell me you're a congresswoman."
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"I just ended my first year."
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"of Auburn Fantasy Dye Number 260"
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"into the Chickatagua River,"
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"turning the children of Chickatagua orange."
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"and all of its subsidiaries are held financially responsible."
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"I run a Sheinhardt Wigs subsidiary called NBC."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Forget about what I said. I can never be seen with you again."
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"Yeah, I have to get out of here."
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"The worst part is..."
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"Sir, I typed up that letter."
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"Hey, uh..."
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"Nothing. I just, uh... It can wait."
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"that you can't say in front of Jonathan."
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"That's ridiculous, Lemon."
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"Some of our greatest patriots"
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"have been of Middle Eastern descent,"
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"and I am appalled to hear you engage"
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"I'm kidding. Be an American. Call it in."
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"in a very high-level position at Homeland Security."
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"Oh, no. Now I don't know. Maybe I'm just being paranoid."
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"If a bleeding-heart liberal like you has any suspicion..."
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"I know. Right?"
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"Nice ringtone, Jack."
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"That's not my ringtone."
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"I hate that San Francisco sound."
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"How am I calling myself?"
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"C. C: Jack? C. C?"
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"I think I have your phone."
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"Yeah, you must have grabbed it by accident"
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"after our night of doing it."
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"Take the freight elevator to the sixth floor,"
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"and I'll be right down."
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"Well, sure, 'cause that Verizon Wireless service"
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"is just unbeatable."
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"If I saw a phone like that on TV,"
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"I would be like, "Where is my nearest retailer so I can..."
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"get one?""
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"Whoa."
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"to eat this whole bottle?"
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"$1,000."
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"I got all the way to Harlem when I heard Wagner coming from my phone."
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"Harlem?"
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"I'm helping Hillary retool"
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"her universal healthcare platform."
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"Obviously. I'm up for the Chairmanship,"
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