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Clips from 30 Rock - Somebody to Love (S02E02)

"Hey, I just wanted to make sure"
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"you're practicing your Rerun dance"
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"You live all the way in Jersey."
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"That's weird. Hold on."
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"Hello?"
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"Yes!"
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"It's probably just a strange wind pattern"
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"Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow."
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"Make me look like this."
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"Always check with me first, Lemon. I have NSA connections."
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"I get my hair cut every two days."
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"Oh, before you go, I'd like you to put this on."
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"Sheinhardt Wig Company? What's this?"
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"with great skin and soft hands."
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"No, sir. This is my mistake."
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"They cost $2,500."
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"Candice Vandershark, a Lifetime "Intimate Portrait.""
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"He's weird. He wouldn't shake my hand."
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"And get this, he's got maps all over his walls."
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"Maps."
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"Maps?"
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"Remember I asked that black guy if he had seen "Sideways"?"
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"But this guy. I don't like him."
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"Excuse me."
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"I'm C.C."
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"Very low, sir."
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"So, what is it that you lost?"
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"How about the Sean Johns? Are you chaffing again, Tray?"
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"And I tried looking in the last place you'd ever expect,"
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"Well, why don't you just do like I do"
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"What the what?!"
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"Thank you for an incredible night."
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"Unbelievably good."
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"it is a pleasure to have you on our program."
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"...but also on some of your..."
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""D"?"
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"Why do you have this?"
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"Oh, my God. This was a mistake."
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"I really liked you a lot."
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"I gave her the ottoman, and she walked out."
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"I think my Middle Eastern neighbor is a terrorist, and I don't know what to do."
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"in racial profiling like that."
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"This is the number of a friend of mine"
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"Are you all right?"
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"Never mind."
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"These Verizon Wireless phones are just so popular,"
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"This ketchup expired two years ago."
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"Dude, how much would I have to pay you"
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"God, I want to kiss you on the mouth"
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"to stop you from saying such ridiculous things."
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"This is why I got into politics."
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"In 1998, I got shot in the face by my neighbor's dog."
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"Wait, what?"
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"with a faulty trigger safety."
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"A terrier?"
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"I sued Riverton, my neighbor, and the dog."
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"C.C., I'm so sorry."
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"Well, don't be."
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"Just don't let her light your sneakers on fire in the bathtub."
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"She's a very special woman."
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"Well, we're just on opposite sides of a feud."
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"Capulets and Romulans."
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"I'm black. She's white."
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"I'm black. She's light-skin black."
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"I'm black. She's 17."
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"Listen."
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"If she's your soul mate, you go for it."
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"I don't care if she is beautiful, brilliant,"
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"I have to earn that money."
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"My buddy, Raheem, invited me out with him to celebrate."
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"Hi, I'm not sure, but..."
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"We're having a barbecue tonight."
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"Thanks! Maybe I will."
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"Got him!"
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"Ape attack!"
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"Ape attack!"
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"Wake up! It's Frank!"
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"I do believe in destiny."
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"Huh."
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"Sounds like an American hero saw something and said something."
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"I'd hate to have to make another phone call."
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"I've got to go somewhere and I can't be seen and cabs don't go there."
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"Clinton's office in Harlem."
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"Finally, my Scalp Rx."
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""The Amazing Race"!"
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"Look at all the places we have been."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, no."
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"Jonathan, I purchased a replacement pair"
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"You shouldn't be here."
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"I know I shouldn't. I can't help myself. I want to be with you."
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"Jack, we hardly know each other."
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"This could be career suicide for both of us, and you know it."
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"I saw your movie. What you said to that dog about soul mates."
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"Buzz me in. Okay?"
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"I've been going crazy these last few days,"
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"We'll ignore our differences till the sex goes bad."
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"Then we'll walk away bitter and angry."
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"Oh, you remembered my name."
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"I am just so angry now."
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"I want to do something spectacular with it!"
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"Are you making waffles? No. Quiet."
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"Somebody is, and the maple syrup smells delicious."
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"for the "What's Happening!" Sketch."
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"Somebody on my block is making waffles,"
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"Wait. You smell maple syrup, too?"
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"Do you smell maple syrup?"
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"Don't panic, Lemon. It's probably not a chemical attack."
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"What do you mean "probably"?"
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"coming off those factories in Staten Island"
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"I don't think it's Northrax."
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"What's Northrax?"
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"It smells exactly like maple syrup,"
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"but I don't think this is it."
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"Well, how do you know?"
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"Because Northrax kills you within 10 seconds."
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"Hey, Jack, thanks for that call last night."
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"I get really nutburgers over this Homeland Security stuff."
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"Good."
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