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Clips from South Park - Handicar (S18E18)

"Timmy!"
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"It's gonna be a close one."
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"Not too close, Boopsie."
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"Timmy!"
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"We're near the finish line."
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"driven by Matthew McConaughey."
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"Sometimes you got to go forward by going backward."
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"Are we driving cars, or are cars driving us?"
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"This could be an upset, folks."
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"Mimsy, I told you to put the explosives"
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"Derr, you told me to put the explosives"
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"A big congratulations to our fund-raising champion."
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"Timmy has raised $2.3 billion for summer camp."
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"Great job to all of you."
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"All set for bed, honey?"
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"Yeah, I like to sleep at nighttime!"
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"You know how every year I go to summer camp?"
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"Well, I hate it."
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"I'm telling you I don't want to go"
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"You want water? Is that what you want?"
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"Goddamn it! Now I can't even see!"
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"Ow!"
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"What's he saying?"
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"That he doesn't want to go to summer camp this year,"
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"but I'll be damned if he's gonna ruin our Italy trip."
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"# I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"# Friendly faces everywhere #"
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"# People spouting howdy neighbor #"
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"# Gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"It was easier that way."
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"It uses GPS to locate where you are,"
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"Oh, here it comes."
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"Have fun driving home. I'll be relaxing on my iPad."
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"- Lucky. - Timmy!"
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"No air-conditioning. Too expensive."
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"Not enough people taking cab."
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"What the fuck?"
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"in Rocktober, guys!"
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"We're good! Shut up!"
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"That's right. It's autumn."
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"we'll raise the money for summer camp in no time!"
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"I won't spend another summer at that stupid camp."
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"We hate camp, Mimsy."
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"Jimmy Valmer getting all the chicks."
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"you got raped by a shark."
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"Shut up, Mimsy!"
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"Yes, Counselor Steve. We like the tug of war."
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"Come on, Mimsy."
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"Oh, boy!"
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"it's also taking food from the mouths"
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"he can use special access points and parking spaces."
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"Who is this rat?"
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"His name is Timmy Burch."
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"you're all gonna be out of work for good."
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"Just someone who doesn't like to see"
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"We need to speak to mayor"
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"Or maybe we could have the police shut him down."
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"so that you can compete"
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"Oh, yeah. Don't mind me."
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"Well, well. Hello, gentlemen."
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"Let's just say he'll be laid up awhile."
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"and we broke his legs."
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"# I am Lorde #"
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"# Lordy, Lordy, Lorde #"
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"But we broke his legs. Both of them!"
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"are weeding out the useless ones."
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"Derr!"
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"Right here is good. Thank you."
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"I can just use the app to tip you, right?"
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"Timmy."
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"It's your friend from camp, Nathan."
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"Listen, you can't possibly handle"
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"Admit it."
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"Think of all the money you could raise for camp"
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"Hmm. Timmy."
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"That's great. Summer camp, here we come."
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"Now kiss your business goodbye, asshole."
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"How's come now you want to work for him?"
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"It's very simple, Mimsy."
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"who sexually harasses the passengers."
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"- Derr, sexual harassment, boss? - It's simple."
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"and a snake is killing your sheep,"
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"get sued for sexual misconduct."
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"Derr, oh, boy!"
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"Timmy."
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"Hello, ma'am. Handicar at your service."
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"So, let me ask you a question."
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"Would you like to see my dick?"
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"Sure. Would you like to see mine?"
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"It says our Handicar is just pulling up."
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"Timmy."
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"Oh, hi, Gerald, Sheila."
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"Steven? What are you doing?"
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"You didn't know? Anyone can be a Handicar driver now."
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"and you can earn a Handicap."
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"is a great way to make some money on the side."
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"- Timmy! - Timmy!"
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"The world of transportation is really changing, Gerald."
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"really worked, boss."
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"way before you got paid to have one!"
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"world-friendly mode of transportation ever created."
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"Yes, uh, what about Handicar?"
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"Well, all over the country,"
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"is even more convenient and eco-friendly"
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"than electric cars."
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"with this boy genius in Colorado?"
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"The future of transportation is the electric car,"
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"not wheelchairs!"
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"Oh, sure, operating in a few small towns."
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"We can't compete with Handicar. It's just so damn handy!"
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"then we need to do it now."
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"If you're a sheep herder"
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"Who's the snake?"
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"If you're a sheep herder"
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"and a snake is killing your sheep,"
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"is a completely inferior entity."
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"- Timmy! - Timmy!"
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"How is the fund-raising for camp going?"
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"We are doing some fund-raising, too."
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"Have you heard of my friend, Elon Musk, from Tesla?"
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