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Clips from South Park - Handicar (S18E18)

"# Headin' on up to South Park #"
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"# Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! #"
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"Oh, no, no, no. We... We took a Handicar."
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"You don't use Handicar?"
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"No, see, you just get the Handicar app."
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"and a Handicar comes and picks you up."
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"Wow."
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"Honey, our Handicar's here."
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"Timmy!"
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"Download the app! It works great!"
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"and the air-conditioning up, please?"
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"Aah!"
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"Don't know what's wrong."
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"We got a big sales event going on, folks!"
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Rocktober sales event, guys!"
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"Only a few more guitar licks left"
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"Timmy!"
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"What the fuck?"
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"And that means our fund-raising"
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"So far, Jimmy has raised $16!"
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"Francis has raised $29.32."
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"All righty, if you guys keep this up,"
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"The singing, the competitions,"
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"to put Handicar out of business and fast."
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"Oh, boy, we're gonna wreck Timmy's business, huh, boss?"
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"Hey, boys. Are you excited for camp next year?"
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"All right, well, just keep working on those donations."
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"We got to figure out how we're gonna make Handicar"
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"a thing of the past."
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"Who does this handicapped boy think he is?"
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"He's taking all our business"
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"because people find it more convenient!"
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"And if you don't do something quick,"
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"Who are you?"
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"hard workers like yourselves lose their jobs, that's all."
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"Nobody takes jobs away from us!"
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"and tell her to shut down this illegitimate business."
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"Why don't you guys"
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"and try to be better to your customers"
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"with Handicar's popularity in the marketplace?"
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"Now, listen, everybody."
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"If you're a sheep herder"
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"and there's a snake taking away your sheep,"
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"what do you do to the snake?"
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"Offer it last year's Christmas in Rocksummer prices?"
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"Timmy, Timmy."
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"T-T-Timmy?"
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"Just imagine it, Mimsy..."
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"a whole summer to ourselves to do what we want."
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"It's going to be awesome."
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"I understand you've taken care of our little problem?"
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"Yeah, we sure did."
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"Yeah, we snuck in his room last night,"
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"Let me give you guys a hot news flash."
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"If you want to hurt a crippled kid,"
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"How can people be so ineffectual, Mimsy?"
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"Derr, I don't know, boss."
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"These are supposed to be men"
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"who care about their occupation."
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"Maybe if they're that incompetent,"
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"we shouldn't be trying to save their jobs."
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"Maybe Handicar's a kind of economic natural selection,"
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"I've got an amazing idea."
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"I'm sure you could find a lot of interested drivers."
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"Timmy."
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"Derr, I don't get it, boss. I thought you hated Handicar."
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"If you're a sheep herder"
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"and leave the rest to me."
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"Mimsy!"
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"Aah! Aah! Mimsy!"
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"All you have to do is get your own wheelchair,"
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"Get on in."
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"I had a handicap"
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"Ha! You sound like that Matthew McConaughey guy."
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"Derr, "I drove a Lincoln"
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"way before I got paid to drive one.""
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"Derr!"
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"Any questions?"
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"Don't worry, Elon."
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"Handicar is just a small company."
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"But when they start absorbing the taxi markets,"
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"driving your kids to and from school,"
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"delivering both people and things?"
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"If there is a way"
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"to reduce Handicar's positive publicity,"
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"Of course. It's very simple."
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"You are."
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"Shut up, Mimsy!"
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"Hey, Timmy."
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"- Timmy! - That's great."
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"I can't wait for camp this year."
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"Timmy!"
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"It would be great publicity"
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"for your fund-raising and for ours."
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"What do you say, Timmy? A friendly race this Saturday?"
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"We'll see you at 9:00 a.m. sharp."
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"Hey, everyone! You need to see this!"
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"is quickly escalating into an international crisis."
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"which called for a cease-fire to the Wacky Races"
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"for their senseless brutality."
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"Don't you see what they're doing?"
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"He has to do it. Don't you see?"
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"Timmy."
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"It's not like he's able to keep the driver quality up."
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"McCONAUGHEY: Hey..."
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"way before I got paid to drive one."
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"that this is your opportunity to make Handicar... Oop, sorry."
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"This is your opportunity to make Handicar"
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"Maneuvering for position"
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"Limping along last"
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"We return you now"
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"we see that the taxicab is in the lead,"
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"with Handicar pulling up the rear."
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"All the cars must follow the same route."
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"Once the passenger is picked up,"
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"That's why, when he gets the passenger,"
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"Shut up, Mimsy!"
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"No, wait."
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"With the race nearly over,"
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