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Clips from Future Man (2017) (S01E01)

"really, really important,"
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"unlike your job, which could be done by a Roomba."
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"I'm sorry, Dr. Kronish."
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"they work for me, as do you."
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"And if you want to keep working for me,"
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"Now, off you go, swab, swab."
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"Whoa, thank you."
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"I'd fire that jackass, but goddamn he knows"
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"his way around a herpes culture."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, no, no, no, go on."
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"Go on, get a good look."
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"-but your enemies on your lip. -Hmmm."
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"Nice one."
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"You mind if I use that?"
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"Now, they call it herpes simplex,"
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"It's why I became a scientist."
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"When's the last time this possum ejaculated?"
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"-Three hours, sir. -Perfect."
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"Now, what was I talking about?"
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"-Uh, herpes. -Oh, yes, of course."
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"There was a big party at the Pi Pi Gamma house"
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"-Hmm. -That is an historic moment"
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"to contract herpes."
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"that cherry red lipstick,"
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"Couldn't see it."
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"-Look at this monstrosity. -Oh, no, it's not that bad."
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"I mean, actually, it's like some people"
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"and you look good with a cold sore."
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"So actually the way the light's hitting it right now,"
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"it's kind of beautiful."
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"Just have to keep trying new formulas."
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"Well, it's like Einstein said,"
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"Thanks, Dr. Kronish."
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"Oh, now, call me Elias."
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"Janitor Futterman to the executive restroom."
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"There is a...big problem."
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"Josh, what's wrong?"
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"You barely touched your salmon."
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"Can...can I have it?"
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"Yeah."
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"Did you guys ever think that I'd be doing"
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"What are you talking about, Joshy?"
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"You work for one of the top sexual disease centers"
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"in the country!"
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"Every day you walk into work,"
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"I mean, I'm not curing disease."
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"But you're cleaning up after the people who are."
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"Yeah, and literally anybody could do that job."
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"Well, if you don't like it, you can always do"
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"something else, you can do anything"
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"you set your mind to."
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"We've always told you that."
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"I mean, considering that I have a shitty job,"
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"and I still live at home with my parents,"
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"and I didn't set my mind to that."
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"Okay, I'm gonna be the bigger man here"
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"and not tell you how much that emotionally winded me."
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"I know, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that."
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"that's how family works."
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"And there's nothing weird about living"
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"in your childhood home."
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"This is my childhood home,"
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"and I live here."
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"where I sleep with your mother."
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"The same room you were conceived in."
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"Gross, Dad, come on."
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"And one day, God willing, you'll conceive your own"
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"What about your video game?"
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"Doesn't that make you feel special?"
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"It's a video game."
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"All right, I'm gonna go play video games."
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"-Yes! -Level completed."
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"Level 83."
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"Every time I go in there guns blazing,"
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"and every time I die."
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"expecting different results."
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"I gotta try something different."
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"-Oh my God. -Five."
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"-Go, go, go! -Four."
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"Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Hello?"
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"-Out to get snacks. -And explore!"
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"All right, Siegfried, you and me, pal."
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"What are you doing sniffing around these parts?"
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"Maybe it's because I'm in heat."
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"Heh, well then you're in the right place"
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"Fuck it, it doesn't matter."
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"The fuck?"
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"What the fuck?!"
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"What are you doing here, who are you people?"
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"I'm Tiger, this is Wolf."
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"You're gonna help us save the world."
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"What, do you expect me to believe you guys"
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"It's more than just a game!"
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"God dammit, it's all over me!"
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"Wolf, it's just a little cum."
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"-It's a lot of cum! -Wolf!"
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"Listen carefully."
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"The Biotics, the wars, everything."
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"The game is a recruitment and training tool"
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"sent back in time to find the one person"
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"with the skills to save us."
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"A savior."
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"It's you."
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"You're the first and only person to have beaten the game."
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"That's The Last Starfighter."
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"It's the exact same plot as the movie."
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"What's a movie?"
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"Okay, who put you up to this?"
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"The guys in the video game store?"
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"Is this part of your arsenal of weaponry?"
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"That's a signed authen--Oh, my God!"
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"Okay, listen, listen!"
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"I know this is a lot for you to digest,"
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"and we have to do this."
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"Do what?"
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"-We're going to '69. -Beg your pardon?"
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"I said we're going to '69."
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