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Clips from Future Man (2017) (S01E01)

"Do you mean Dr. Elias Kronish?"
Future Man (2017)
"How do you know that motherfucker's name?"
Future Man (2017)
"He's like this really sweet old man,"
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"leads to a super cure for all diseases."
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"getting familiar."
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"that's the whole reason he became a scientist,"
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"and that happens tonight."
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"If we can get to Caltech"
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"he'll never become a scientist,"
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"Oh, come on."
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"I don't think that's a coincidence."
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"You heard her, Wolf."
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"-Yep. -This is life or death."
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"Oh, no."
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"Everybody get down!"
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"All right, Santiago, you ready for this?"
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"Welcome to the Resistance."
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"Pick up and go"
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"Over here."
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"Please, don't hurt them."
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"Hey kid, I think you dropped this."
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"Can't say the same for the rest of humanity."
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"-I'm Future Man. -Joshy."
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"Joshy?"
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"Joshy!"
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"I have an alarm clock."
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"Yeah, but not one that makes you pancakes."
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"-How you doing? -I'm doing good,"
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"uh, except I need another joystick."
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"Another one, what happened?"
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"You spazz out playing Biotic Wars?"
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"I know why."
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"Because he spanks it to this one--Tiger!"
Future Man (2017)
"That is not true, I do not spank it to Tiger."
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"Dude, you spank it to Tiger so much,"
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"Look, don't worry about it."
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"I mean, she's not my type."
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"I prefer Ms. Pac-Man."
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"Ms. Pac-Man is married to Mr. Pac-Man."
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"No, because then she would be called"
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"Mrs. Pac-Man, not Ms. Pac-Man."
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"This is essentially Pac-Man's daughter."
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"I'm fucking Pac-Man's daughter"
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"under Pac-Man's roof and she's gobbling my dick like"
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"homp, homp, homp."
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"Me personally, I've always wanted to fuck Luigi."
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"I love Italian dick."
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"I bet Luigi's dick, the whole dick is hairy."
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"The whole dick."
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"He has a dragon that shits eggs"
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"like a chicken, that's fucking dope."
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"And, by the way, think about Super Mario Bros. as a whole."
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"It's a ridiculous game, it makes no sense at all."
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"What do you mean, what do you mean?"
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"What do you mean, "What do you mean"?"
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"Bowser builds a castle, he knows there's little"
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"it's meant to be, he had big pipes."
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"was two Italian plumbers that fit exactly in those pipes."
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"Those games suck, come on!"
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"Your games suck."
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"Yeah, your game is literally unbeatable."
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"That is why I play it,"
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"because it's unbeatable."
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"Think about it."
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"How many people have beaten Halo?"
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"How many people have beaten Call of Duty"
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"or BioShock?"
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"I play this game because no one has beaten it."
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"Why would I want to beat a game that everyone can beat?"
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"There's nothing special about that."
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"That's a true truth."
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"Okay, I don't have time for this,"
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"I have to get to the lab."
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"killing nearly all of Earth's"
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"Hey, Josh, how are you?"
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"Living the dream."
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"Come fight."
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"Welcome to the Resistance."
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"Would you like to load previous game, Future Man?"
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"Let's fuck this place up."
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"Weapon upgrade, X28 Psychoblaster."
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"Nice, X28 Psychoblaster."
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"Enemy vehicle approaching."
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"Use your subatomic sensor mine."
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"Thank you for that, Wolf."
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"Come on, come on, come on, yes!"
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"Look, buddy, I hate to tell you this,"
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"but you might have an unhealthy obsession"
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"You're so thirsty right now,"
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"-and you love apple juice. -Not that much."
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"It's your third favorite juice."
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"Not thirsty, dude."
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"You parched, you want a sip?"
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"'Cause it's piss."
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"-Yep, yep. -That's the one"
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"you always die on, right?"
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"and more weapons, however..."
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"weapons in my arsenal."
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"Get ready to witness history."
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"-Kill 'em all! -To the left, to the left!"
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"I'm dead."
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"That was fast!"
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"So brutal."
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"Yeah, they always do."
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"Well, at least it helped me take my mind off"
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"to segue into this, um, but there's actually"
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"more shits for you to plunge, buddy."
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's okay, man, it's not your fault."
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"Got a good thing"
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"You are a shitty janitor."
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"Oh, we gave Dr. Yakamura a break to his collar bone"
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"when he slipped on your wet floor"
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"I'm really sorry, Stu."
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"Sorry doesn't re-swab those urethras."
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"Do you think I like swabbing urethras?"
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"Guess it depends on the urethra."
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"Nope, they're all bad."
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"But I swab them all the same"
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"because it's my job, which is actually"
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