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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"My ears have not yet drunk..."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- That kid's a Seminole. - Yeah, probably."
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"Are thou not Romeo, and a Montague?"
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"Gentle Romeo, ifthou dost love, pronounce it faithfully."
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"Or ifthou think'st i be too quickly won, i'll frown and be perverse and say thee nay."
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"- Lady, by yonder biessed moon... - O swear not by the moon..."
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"That young man is not of the American persuasion."
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"My bounty is as boundiess as the sea,"
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"My love as deep; the more I give to thee,"
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"The more i have..."
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"Yet I should kiil thee with much cherishing."
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"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow."
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"That I shall say good night till it be morrow."
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"I want the school board to cut off funds for this extravaganza immediately."
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"Well Reverend, we're not the school board. The"
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"school board is an independently elected body."
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"We'll discuss it however. I'll get back to you."
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"This is ridiculous!"
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"Hell's a lot hotter than Angel Beach, Mr. Carter. You'll get quite a tan."
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"I wouldn't worry too much about it."
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"Who's that guy?"
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"It's Commissioner Gebhardt. He's a friend of Dad's."
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"So what do you think?"
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"He's great guy. We got nothin' to worry about."
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"Let's hope so."
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"- You know who's behind this don't you? - Yeah. Balbricker."
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"Right. Now she gets hers."
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"Thomas! Hold it, Thomas!"
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"I know they're blueprints. What are they of?"
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"OK. So this is the gym. So what?"
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"Get it outta my face!"
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"You don't like snakes?"
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"I hate snakes! You know I hate snakes. Jesus!"
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"What are you gonna do? Kill her?"
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"It's just a rat snake. It's not poisonous."
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"That old biack magic has me in its speli."
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"That old biack magic that you weave so well."
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"- You're sure? - Yeah."
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"Here we go."
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"A flame."
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"With such a burning desire."
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"That only your kiss, kiss, kiss."
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"Can put out the fire."
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"Get your own fuckin' snake."
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"- I've got your snake right here. - Here."
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"The mate that fate had me created for."
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"Get it outta here!"
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"- Put him in the goddamn hole! - I want you to meet a friend of mine."
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"OK, come on."
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"In a spin."
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"Lovin' that spin I'm in."
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"under that old black magic called..."
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"Love."
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"One more turn and we'll go."
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"What in the world...?"
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"No, it can't be. I fired them."
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"It's OK. Nothing to worry about."
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"Just a little rat snake."
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"No danger."
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"No problem, Coach. I'll let him go outside."
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"Quick thinking, Turner. Good job, son."
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"Turner!"
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"Beautiful."
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"That's it. You're not gonna surrender to him."
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"Go, go!"
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"That's good acting when you wanna kill each other, but don't, huh?"
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"I think Hamlet's supposed to win this one."
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"- Sorry, I just got carried away. - That's OK."
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"Oh, Mrs. Morris."
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"- We're in the middle of a rehearsal. - It's very important."
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"All right Mr. Carter."
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"All right, folks. Let's get up here, please. Quickly."
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"Let's move it. Folks, may we have your attention please."
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"Mr. Carter has a few words. Come on, now."
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"Thank you. I don't like to have to say this, but I don't want you to be too distressed"
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"because I'm quite sure it can be resolved perfectlyjustly."
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"As you know, certain uninformed factions have attempted"
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"to halt our production of the scenes from Shakespeare."
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"They influenced the county commission to address the school board,"
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"and indeed they have been granted a hearing."
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"Therefore the superintendent of schools has ordered me"
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"to temporarily suspend this production, pending that hearing."
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"That is what I am doing officially."
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"However, there's absolutely nothing to prevent you on your own"
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"continuing to practice as a class project."
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"Of course I assure you, we're going to everything we possibly can"
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"to put this "Evening with Shakespeare" on the stage."
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"Thank you, and what's the phrase?"
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"Man, this is ridiculous."
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"The county commissioners are gonna shutdown Shakespeare because they think it's dirty?"
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"Those creeps watch skin flicks every Saturday in the basement of the courthouse."
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"You're kidding!"
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"No I'm not kidding. Commissioner Mason was caught"
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"exposing himself two years ago to his Bible school class and they hushed it up."
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"- Oh, God. How did you know that? - Everybody knows that. That's right."
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"- Well, don't worry about it. - What do you mean?"
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"We got a friend in court, remember?"
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"- Yeah, Commissioner... - Geb-fart."
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"God, I love this. I just love it."
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"standing up and fighting for what you think is right."
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"- But how can he do this? - Well, he hasn't done anything yet."
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"All he's done is petitioned the school board for a hearing."
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"But they stopped the play."
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"Well now son they haven't stopped anything yet have they?"
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"- You're still rehearsing. - Yeah..."
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"This is the way it's gonna work. I've got it all mapped out."
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"As you know, we've got an election coming up in a couple of weeks."
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"Flavel's got a few votes under his thumb,"
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"It's not many, but it's enough to scare a couple of my fellow commissioners."
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"So, what's the easy thing to do?"
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"We make Flavel happy. So..."
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"So the commission makes Flavel happy by taking the issue to the school board."
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"Right. Now the school board's not up for reelection,"
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"so they turn the petition down and you'll be happy."
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"And the commission is off the hook because... we tried."
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"Old-fashioned horse trading."
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"Couple of my fellow commissioners have a rezoning"
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"project on the line, and I'm the swing vote."
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"I really don't give a damn if they get their rezoning - but I can't let them know that."
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"It's like the hip bone connected to the thigh"
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