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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"Thank you."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Will you hurry up? - Brian, who do I look like?"
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"One last time: Boris Karloff as the Mummy."
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"Excuse me, girls. Y'all know a good dermatologist?"
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""Good evening, boys. It's swell to meet you. ""
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"Right. Good, but talk about books or something. You know, keep 'em off guard."
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"Oh, yeah. Books."
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"All right then we take the detour. You ask me why."
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"The minute you hear the word "graveyard"..."
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"I get hot."
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"Lover, I will be convincing."
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"I don't believe you, what is the matter with you?"
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"That would be a grave error."
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"So, Gloria, have you read any good books lately?"
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"Know it? He lives it."
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"- Really? Are you a private eye? - No, he's a private dick."
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"- But not by choice. - Turner, how about gobblin' myjoint?"
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"No, I never read that one, Meat."
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"Me neither. I don't think we have it in the library yet."
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"So Gloria, how come we've never seen you at the library?"
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"Ooh that reminds me. I promised Mother I'd stop by"
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"the cemetery to put flowers on Granddad's grave."
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"The graveyard?"
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"Ooh, Pee Wee!"
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"Oh Pee Wee! Oh!"
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"The worms crawl in."
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"The worms crawl out."
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"The worms play pinochle on your snout."
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"- OK, where are the rednecks? - Those boys are over there."
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"Where's Steve?"
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"Hey, listen. Listen to me. I'm gonna go back to her and..."
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"I want all you guys - but especially you."
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"Go get her, Pee Wee."
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"I'm getting hot and I really mean it."
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"Let's you and I go do it before the others get there huh?"
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"- Bye, Pee Wee. - Like shootin' fish in a barrel."
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"Don't die till he gets all his clothes off."
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"Right."
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"OK. I'm ready."
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"Well..."
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"I'm dying for it. But wait."
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"I want you to come... slowly."
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"Step by step... by step."
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"I wanna feel your arms around me."
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"Your lips on mine. Your hands on my body."
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"Oh, yes."
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"Oh, Pee Wee!"
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"What's the matter? Don't you like me?"
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"What?"
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"Holy shit!"
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"We've got to act serious."
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"- What happened? - I don't know."
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"- Check her pulse. - What pulse?"
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"- What do you mean, what pulse? - Is there a heartbeat?"
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"Of course there is a heartbeat! Otherwise she'd be..."
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"Dead."
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"Ha! Pee Wee."
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"- Dead as a fuckin' doornail. - Oh, shit!"
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"You got her too excited, Pee Wee."
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"- I think we should call the police. - Police?! My mom's gonna kill me."
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"What do you mean?"
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"- Yeah, that's a good point. - But I didn't do anything, Tommy!"
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"If a woman dies while you're boffing her, you're considered an accomplice."
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"Look, Pee Wee. It really wasn't your fault."
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"She probably had a bad heart."
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"Yeah, it could have happened to any of us."
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"Bury her."
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"Hold up, they might miss her down at the library."
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"Well I just suppose that's a chance we're gonna have to take."
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"- Absolutely right. - Meat, you wanna grab that body?"
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"- What do you mean "Nothin" '? - Who's in there? Where? There!"
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"Good God, Pee Wee, there's a woman lying dead"
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"I didn't know!"
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"We've put up with your pranks for many years now."
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"But we never dreamed that you'd have such little regard for human life."
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"We're disappointed. Bitterly disappointed."
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"But..."
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"Oh, shit, Steve."
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"Goddammit, I'm talkin' to you!"
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"What the fuck do you think you're doin'?"
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"- It's the goddamn grave robbers again. - I'm gonna blow their fuckin' heads off."
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"What are you guys doin'?"
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"Shit!"
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"- Bye, Pee Wee! - See you around!"
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"- Crazy little fuckers. - Well, it's an easy ten bucks."
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"That's right. Hand it over."
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"Remember the last time we were on this road?"
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"Yeah. Couldn't forget that."
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"I really wanna hear this story."
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"Look out!"
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"Boogie, boogie. boogie!"
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"Boogie, Boogie, boogie!"
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"Boogie, boogie, boogie!"
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"Boogie!"
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"All right. That's it."
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"All right, take it up."
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"They gonna mess their trousers!"
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"- Why are we doin' this for? - I don't know, Billy."
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"- Brian, get the house lights, please. - Sure."
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"We'll do the scenes as we've rehearsed them."
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"- What is it? - These clowns."
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"They don't like John Henry playing Romeo to Wendy's Juliet."
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"I'll withdraw if you think it's best."
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"Now hold on a second."
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"John Henry, certainly we're not going to be intimidated by this stupidity."
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"But, ultimately, the decision isn't ours. It's yours."
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"Oh, Mrs. Morris. I'd like you to meet His Honor Mayor John G. Abernathy."
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"- How do you do? - How are you? Great school. Great."
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"- Great school. My mother was a teacher. - Really?"
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"Have you met the other commissioners? Commissioner Couch. Commissioner Hurley."
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"- Bob Gebhardt. - Pleased to meet you."
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"- Well, gentlemen, I hope you enjoy it. - Not likely."
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"I always admired the Bard myself."
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"That sounds like a threat, Reverend Flavel."
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"You remember that, Reverend Commissioner."
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"Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;"
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"What man art thou, that, thus be screened in night,"
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"So stumblest on my counsel?"
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"By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am:"
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"My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, Because it is an enemy to thee."
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