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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"I got it all worked out for you all right."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- How about you, McCarty? - Oh, I just love graveyards."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- But can't we rehearse first? - Sure, Billy."
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"See you, Rock."
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"Hey that's funny. I mean it's not as funny as your face, but it's funny."
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"The little booger's up to something sure as shit."
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"Yeah we're gonna have to keep start keeping an eye on him."
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"Me, an actor? No fuckin' way."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You gotta be kiddin'. It'll never happen. Count on it."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Thanks for coming by, Anthony."
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"You know I just figured I'd... kinda like, ask you a question."
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"I mean, is this guy, like... Is he, like..."
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"Well how come he has to wear, you know, clothes like this?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Well, he's pretending to be a girl."
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"Just pretending? OK."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Will you read Thisbe's speech on page 120?"
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"Yeah."
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""O wall, full often hast thou heard my moans. ""
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"Anthony, can you get your voice a little higher?"
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"Huh?"
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"Well, he's pretending to be a girl."
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"A little higher, Anthony. Come on."
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"This isn't gonna work."
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"I just naturally got a man's voice."
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"Really neat disguise."
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"I think I'm going to regret this."
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"Graveyard Gloria huh? Why not? Sounds like fun."
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"- You got a deal. - Gee that's great."
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"Rex, shut up!"
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"Gosh, he's so possessive."
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"Oh, definitely."
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"- What do you want? - Is Gloria in?"
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"- Who wants her? - We wanna talk some business."
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"- She ain't interested. - We brought along a few friends of ours."
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"Oh, well..."
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"Any friend of yours is a friend of ours."
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"That is great. Great. Nice, nice."
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"Very good. Next!"
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"All right, who's supposed to be next? Let's move it."
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"Come on, folks. Let's get with it, please."
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"- It's Pee Wee. - Oh. I see."
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"Pee Wee!"
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"- I'm not comin' out. - Pee Wee, get out here right now."
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"All we need is a brief look at the costume."
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"No way."
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"Pee Wee, you get out here right now or you're"
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"- Aww Mom, I can't. Everybody'll laugh. - Nobody will laugh."
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"- Yes, they will. - No, they won't."
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"- Will anybody laugh? - No."
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"Get the curtain."
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"It looks great, Pee Wee."
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"Nice tail."
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"Excellent, costumers. Very good. Very creative."
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"- All right, let's get on with it. - You're not gettin' on with anything."
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"- I beg your pardon? - Rise, flock, and follow."
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"Excuse me. This is a closed rehearsal. We don't open for..."
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"This show is never gonna open."
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"Oh, it's no pleasure, I assure you, Morris."
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"I'm here to lend support to Reverend Flavel."
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"And I'm the spiritual leader of the Righteous Flock, Reverend Bubba Flavel."
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"Bubble Flavour?"
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"Bubba Flavel, Mrs. Morris. Reverend Bubba Flavel."
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"- It is Mrs. Morris, is it not? - The last time I looked."
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"Would you put cow puckeys in these children's mouths, Mrs. Morris?"
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"What?"
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"Or dog oogies?"
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"Excuse me, I am going to be ill."
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"This is Shakespeare. It is not filth."
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"Oh, yes. I know, that's the official position of the academic community. However..."
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"Exactly what are you trying to tell us, Reverend Flavel?"
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"We're closing you down, Morris. Closing you down."
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"- On whose authority? - God's."
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"- The Righteous Flock's. - So sayeth the shepherd."
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"So sayeth the flock."
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"If that's not good enough, we'll take it to the the principal's office."
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"Then let's do that, Miss Balbricker."
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"Let's just do that. Right now."
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"Mr. Carter, there's a mob here to see you."
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"Come on, Mr. Carter."
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"Well, Reverend. What is the problem now?"
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"What is the problem?"
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"The problem is fornication."
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"- So sayeth the shepherd. - So sayeth the flock."
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"Shakespeare is trash! I'll give proof. Listen to this!"
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""If I be waspish, best beware of my sting!""
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""Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting?""
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"- "In his tongue. " - "Whose tongue?""
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""Yours, if you talk of tails: And so, farewell. ""
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""What? With my tongue in your tail?""
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"Now, there's no mistaking his intention. No, sir."
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"He intends to put his tongue in a woman's tail."
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"What kind of man would do a thing like that?"
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"Reverend, here is the Bible. Now... Now, listen."
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"Just a moment. Listen."
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""And my beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door"
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"Song of Solomon. Chapter 5."
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"The devil can cite scripture for his purpose."
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"and Jeremiah and Malachi and Matthew and Mark and Luke and John."
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"- And nowhere... - He forgot Sneezy and Doc."
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"Nowhere do I find the likes of this."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Midsummer Night's Dream. Act V. Scene I."
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""The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve;"
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"Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time. ""
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"Good God! It's enough to make a real man sick."
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""And Abraham was 90 years old and nine"
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""when he was circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin. " Genesis 17."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"A Midsummer Night's Dream. Act IV, scene I."
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""I could munch your good dry oats. ""
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""And thy navel is like a rounded goblet which wanteth not liquor. ""
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"And King Lear. Act IV. Scene VI."
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""Let copulation thrive!""
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"- So sayeth the shepherd. - So sayeth the flock."
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"he opened up her womb. ""
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"Vile! Blasphemous!"
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"Intolerable! Shakespeare must go!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- So sayeth the shepherd. - So sayeth the flock."
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"Get the flock outta here!"
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"All right, Mr.. Carter!"
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"This means war."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Holy war!"
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