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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"Listen, Pee Wee. Take this over to that lab monitor for me."
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"Pee Wee."
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"Pee Wee, it's not that bad."
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"Just tell those guys you polled all the members of your"
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"harem and they don't want to make it with a bunch ofjerks."
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"- That's what you'd do, huh? - I don't have a harem."
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"Oh, that's not what I hear."
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"What'd you hear?"
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"I was asking who's the biggest pushover in school. You know what everybody said?"
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"- Wendy Williams? - Right."
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"- Well that's different. - Why?"
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"Well before, I wanted it to be true."
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"And I guess now I don't."
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"Well, that's good. Because it's not true."
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"- It isn't? - No."
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"You don't believe me?"
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"You went on the bus with me, just like that. No questions asked."
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"That's like the old joke "I wouldn't belong""
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"to any club that would have me as a member. ""
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"Pee Wee, don't you know why I did that?"
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"Yeah. The bet with Tommy."
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"I did it because I liked you"
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"and because I wanted to."
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"You did?"
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"uh huh."
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"It's just that I've only wanted to three times."
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"Tommy - you knew that."
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"Some guy you don't know at summer camp."
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"And you."
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"Well, why are all these assholes talking about you like that?"
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"Because most guys are so desperate, they'll lie"
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"about anybody to make themselves look like studs."
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"Didn't you ever brag about some girl you never really made it with?"
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"Well, I can't believe they'd make all that up."
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"I didn't know anything. I mean..."
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"These guys tried to get me to go skinny-dipping."
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"I didn't want to, but I didn't care if they did so I watched."
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"I thought it was funny, you know."
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"Flopping around."
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"Oh, God."
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"The next day in school, I was a slut."
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"I mean, the original mattress-back."
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"I got used to it."
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"What do they know about me?"
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"I do what I want. I don't care what anybody thinks."
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"Well... I mean, don't you care what I think?"
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"I care."
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"But I can't tell you what to think."
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"I can only tell you the truth."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Well? We gonna be buddies?"
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"Well first, I'm gonna have to get into shape."
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"Yeah, why?"
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"Why? Cos I'm gonna kick the shit out of these guys!"
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"I don't want 'em talkin' about my girl like that."
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"Come on, kids! Let's go."
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"- Shit. - That's your cue."
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"By the way, we got somethin' cookin' for your Cherry Forever revenge."
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""We" is Brian and me. And what do you mean, how"
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"do I know? You don't think I look after my guy."
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"- We even know where to get the girl. - Don't worry. I got a lead."
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"Now what's the plan?"
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"We're still workin' on it. I'll tell you everything tonight."
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"Big Edna?"
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"- Hi. I'm Pee Wee Morris. - I know."
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"Listen Edna, I heard you had a little problem"
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"Huh?"
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"Edna, I have some guys that won't let you down. You know what I mean?"
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"No."
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"Come on, Edna. A big girl like you takes a lot of men to keep you satisfied, right?"
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"- What are you talking about? - Come on, you know what I'm talkin' about!"
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"- I don't. - Edna, come here."
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"- I wonder what he's up to. - Who knows."
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"- What do you think? - No way."
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"- Are you OK? - I take it that was a no."
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"Look, don't worry about it. We'll switch to plan B."
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"Plan B? I don't even know what plan A was."
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"Yet I will try the last."
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"And damn'd be he that first cries "Hold, enough!""
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"No, not you."
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"Shakespeare. The... play."
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"Don't bug him you guys, he's studying his role."
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"Suckers."
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"Hey, McCarty."
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"Can we have your autograph?"
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"Look, you guys, when I become a big star and I'm rubbing elbows with Ava Gardner,"
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"That's Hollywood."
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""Gentle Puck, come hither. " What the fuck's a puck?"
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"It's a character. It's a friend of Oberon's. He's like a... a little forest ranger."
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"- Puck? A little forest ranger? - Yes."
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"Oh. So Pee Wee plays the little fairy and you"
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"play a big fairy. That's a lot of fairies."
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"You guys get to run around the woods together?"
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"Tell Mrs. Morris I'll take the part."
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"I will. I'm glad."
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"- He's a Seminole. - Observant, Tim. Real observant."
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"No, no, no. I just meant that... some people might not care for that."
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"- Well, it's all right with me. - Me too."
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"- So we're gonna see the broad tonight? - Tonight, right."
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"Do you really think they're gonna go for it?"
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"Long as you keep your cool."
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"Lookjust think of it as an acting lesson."
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"Right."
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"It's gonna work, right? Graveyard Gloria, right?"
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"Right."
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"- Cool, right? - Right."
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"You could be the biggest fairy of 'em all."
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"Eat my shorts."
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"Oh will you cut it out, for Christ's sake! I come here with an offer"
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"of a lifetime and you act like children. It's embarrassing."
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"- We're sorry Pee Wee. What's your offer? - Forget it. Billy, let's go."
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"You wanna sample the greatest ass in five counties? Just nod if you're speechless."
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"What piece of ass is this?"
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"Get this. By day, a mild-mannered librarian."
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"She talks in a whisper. Looks like a buttoned-up icebox."
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"hold on to your dicks, because she'll ride you into the ground!"
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"I got it all lined up! You wanna act like men for a change and take a shot at this?"
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"I don't know. What do you say? Do you wanna give her a shot?"
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"I'd give her a shot, but it might spoil it for the rest of you."
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"Well Hell why not? I mean if Pee Wee found her she's gotta have some curiosity value."
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