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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"What do you mean, break Pee Wee's cherry?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"If you're not cherry, you don't get Wendy."
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"Make it mine. Make it mine."
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"I got laid!"
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"She's ruined."
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"Where's Stiffy? Stiffy!"
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"Up, you big husky! Up!"
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"Shit."
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"Marilyn Monroe."
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"Shit!"
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"Hurts like heck."
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"I don't think I'll ask."
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"- Hey, Casanova! - Hey, stud, how does it feel?"
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"- Shakespeare crap? - Stop!"
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"It's not my fault your Mom's a drama teacher."
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"like a jerk, my mother thinks I shouldn't mind either."
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"Shakespeare's ass sucks canal water."
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"- He has a keen analytical mind. - And a way with words."
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"- Same as it always feels. - Oh, I don't believe it. Never again."
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"What are you guys talking about? I got bodies laid all over South Florida."
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"You guys are jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else."
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"- Oh, no! - Now that she's had me, what's left?"
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"Yeah, well, that's not what she told me."
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"- What did she tell you? - Ask her, Pee Wee. Here she comes."
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"Yeah, I can hear her pantin' from here."
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"Look man. when they've been had by Pee Wee Morris,"
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"You guys better watch out, cause when she sees"
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"Hi, boys."
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"- She's in a frenzy. - She's rabid."
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"She didn't see me, she didn't know I was here."
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"That's what she said about you last night."
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"Oh, man. The girl's my slave."
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"Hey, Wendy!"
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"- Hey, baby. How's tricks? - You talkin' to me?"
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"Well, yeah. I'm talkin' to you. How you feelin'?"
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"To tell you the truth, I'm a little horny. I haven't had too much action lately."
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"Is that so?"
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"In fact, if I don't get next to a man soon, I'm gonna be in real trouble."
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"Thanks a lot, kid."
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"They made me do it. They said they'd never let me see you again."
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"If that happened, I'd just have to go into a convent."
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"I mean, after you, where's a girl to go? It's all downhill from here."
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"- That's what I was tryin' to tell 'em. - Well, you were right."
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"- When? - How about lunchtime?"
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"Look closer. That is the world's record shit-eatin' grin."
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"- I don't know how you do it, Pee Wee. - I'm an artist."
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"Michelangelo worked in stone. Van Gogh worked in oil. I work in pussy."
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"- He works in pussy. - At least he's consistent."
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"- Let's get him. - I think he needs some more."
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"I think he does."
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"Hey, Pee Wee!"
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"Look seriously, If you got all this pussy lyin'"
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"around, I think you should share with your buddies."
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"- I mean we share with you. - Oh, yeah. Like Cherry Forever."
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"A mere dalliance, my boy. Affectionately done life experience."
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"Everybody oughta learn to run from big colored guys with machetes."
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"Anyway, I think it's pretty awful if you don't fix us up with some of your stuff."
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"- Sure, I'll fix you up. - Yeah? When?"
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"- Well, hell, any time. - How about tomorrow night?"
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"Tomorrow night? Well now wait a minute, it might take me"
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"a couple of days to line up some first-class stuff."
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"- Oh, yeah. I can imagine. - Of course they would be."
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"Makes sense to me."
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"Shit."
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"Hi."
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"- You still suspended? - Three more days."
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"Shit."
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"You're right. 5:10 on the nose."
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"I told you. She goes to the bathroom 5:10 every day."
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"- Every day? - Every day. 5:10 every day."
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"You can set your watch by it."
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"- She's German, you know. - Very interesting."
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"Yeah? What's so interesting about when Miss Balbricker goes to the bathroom?"
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"A little experiment I got for zoology class."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"Listen, You get a lot of action, just like me."
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"Yeah, I get my share sure."
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"They haven't been getting much lately."
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"Except I don't wanna give 'em my choice stuff."
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"I mean these guys are pretty inexperienced."
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"Right, so anyway I was wondering if you knew a broad that's a real pushover."
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"Somebody a real idiot could score with."
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"Hell, man. That's easy. Wendy Williams."
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"- Hey, Stemrick. - Yeah?"
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"Your sister sucks rhinoceros dicks."
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"I wonder what he meant by that?"
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"Hold your splits, girls. Hold your splits."
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"Up! Out! Right! Left!"
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"Hey, you guys what the hell did Pee Wee do to Stemrick?"
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"He's pissed as shit and lookin' for Pee Wee everywhere."
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"I think he asked Big John if he could fix us up with his sister for a gang bang."
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"Could be. He's desperate enough. Boys, I think we got his ass in a sling this time."
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"Yeah, well. Serves him right."
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"- What kinda role you playin'? - I'm playin' a couple of roles, actually."
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"- What roles? - Macbeth."
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"- I heard of that. - Yeah."
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"- Oberon. - Oberon? Who's he?"
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"A forest ranger? In Shakespeare?"
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"Looks after the woods?"
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"Yes. He sorta runs around in the woods a lot."
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"- He sounds like a fairy to me. - He's not just a fairy."
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"He's the king of the fairies."
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"Oh, you mean like a really big fairy."
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"Hysterical."
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"Come on, guys. Let's get serious. This is art here."
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"- I think it's really admirable, Billy. - I bet you do."
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"So."
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"So you're playin' a big fairy?"
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"Well, that's good casting."
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"Hey, Turner, suck my wand!"
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"- Frank. - What's up, Pee Wee?"
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"Oh boy, you know I would. Why, whatcha got in mind?"
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"I'll tell ya later."
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"First we gotta find a broad who they'll believe is ready for a gang bang."
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"You mean someone who's like a door knob? Everybody takes a turn?"
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"- Somebody that they don't know. - All right. Let me see."
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"There's this girl in the band, Big Edna, is supposed"
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"to be hot. I heard, mind you. I wasn't there."
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"I heard she was about to take on 20 guys on the way back home from the Daytona trip."
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"- It figures. Big Edna. - I mean big. Six foot."
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