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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"What's that, Thomas?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Yeah. We've gotta protect Pee Wee."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Watch your hands buster. - What do you care? You're dead."
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"- She's gettin' stiff already. - So are you, Meat."
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"- What is this? - Nothin'."
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"It's Steve. Steve?"
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"- It was a joke. It was just a joke. - Ajoke?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"over there. And you're telling us it was a joke?"
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"Well, God help you, Pee Wee."
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"- You're gonna have to live with this! - Yeah. Amen."
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"Come on, you guys. What's goin' on?"
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"Bye-bye, Pee Wee. See you later!"
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"- Just kids. - Yeah."
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"Boogie, boogie, boogie!"
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"Boogie, boogie, boogie!"
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"OK, OK. All right."
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"This is gonna scare the shit out of 'em."
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"Just pretend Reverend Flavel and the county commissioners aren't out there."
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"Now, don't worry about it. It's going to..."
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"Well..."
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"Oh, no. We're not givin' in to this stuff."
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"I know several thousand voters who don't share your view, Commissioner."
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"The Lord doesn't have to threaten Mr. Flavel."
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"- Well, shall we start? - Of course, sir."
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"Henceforth I never will be Romeo."
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"- Billy. - What's this?"
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"- Take a look. - OK. There's the school."
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"- So we take this snake... - Jesus Christ! What the hell you doin'?!"
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"- OK, Billy, gimme the snake. - Give you the snake?"
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"And every time your lips meet mine."
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"Excuse me."
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"Turner!"
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"- Hang on to that. - Jesus!"
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"Turner, I'm gonna kill you! Goddammit."
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"Go on! That's it!"
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"Oh Mrs. Morris."
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"I must have a couple ofwords with the students please."
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"I understand how you feel. Now, please listen."
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"Break a leg!"
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"- What a mess. - Those bastards."
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"I can't tell you how great it makes me feel to see you great American kids"
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"And believe me there's no question about what's right here. I think this is ridiculous."
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"Right."
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"See you don't understand the politics behind this."
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"So I play hardball."
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"Now if they want my swing vote, they have to help me with your problem."
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"- It sounds like dirty pool to me. - Well..."
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"Maybe I'll get invited to the opening night?"
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"Front row, center."
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"A sword! A sword!"
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"Whilst the screech owl, screeching loud,"
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"- It's the cops! - Whoa, what's this? What's goin' on here?"
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"- Hey, deal with this. - You whelp of Satan!"
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"And we were heard by the mayor"
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"Does your warrant apply to all plays by the drama club?"
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"The Loyal Order of the Klan will be there!"
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"Here comes the son of a bitch."
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"Look, look, I had to make a tactical retreat."
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"Friend in court? Gee, that has a familiar ring."
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"I said "retreat," not "surrender. ""
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"Look, votes don't mean a thing to me if I can't maintain my own integrity."
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"Wendy, let me talk to you. I want to explain what it is I'm trying to accomplish,"
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"Bubba!"
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"Friends, it's OK. It's all right. Don't forget tomorrow night."
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"What would Eisenhower do if the Russians did to the"
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"- What did he have to say? - Nothing much."
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"For God's sake, we have an election in just over a week."
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"This director must be the Cecil B De Mille of pussy film."
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"Mayor, that guy's dork is bigger than yours."
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"Hey, mayor! If you had a cape like that, you could give your secretary a flyin' fuck."
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"Oh, no."
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"- This couldn't happen to a nicer guy. - X marks the spot. Let her rip!"
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"Please, to the back of the line. Merci, thank you very much."
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"- They oughta be here soon. - I'm goin' down the road."
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"OK, guys, be careful."
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"Where's Mickey?"
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"Yeah, you boy. Why don't you boys go on home and choke your chicken and beat your kids?"
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"Go screw your wives! You'll have to wake 'em up and tell 'em what you're doin', though."
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"What the hell is goin' on here?"
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"We thought you might like to meet a friend of ours."
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"They ain't happy. These Injuns ain't happy."
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"Now in consideration of your status in the community,"
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"- But not exactly. - Ask him what a Mohel is exactly."
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"Do you remember when you had your bris?"
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"- Go on, ask him what a bris is. - What in the fuck is a bris?"
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"- Piease Madame, please. What is the problem"
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"County Commissioner of Seward County, and a very big deal."
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"Bobby! Oh, Bobby!"
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"We're here, jackass!"
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"Bobby. Baby."
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"I'm crazy for you, you big horse."
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"I'm 17 today."
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"- You'll what? - I'll yell "rape. ""
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"Let's ail stand up for Jesus."
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"Stand up, stand up for Jesus."
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"Ye soldiers of the cross."
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"What a bunch of assholes. Yeah, I'll say so."
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"- Hear my words. I speak salvation. - Right, get ready."
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"Holy shiti Look at the dick on that son of a bitch."
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"- Look at the size of that snatchi - Oh, Mother."
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"Aw, shit!"
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"- She's crazy. - Your ass sucks canal water, buddy."
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"Oh, there's my Shirley Temple."
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"Not the pool. No, not the pool."
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"Back to Howard Johnson's."
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"Oh, my bag. Don't wanna forget my bag."
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"Well, farewell!"
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"Look!"
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"- Come on, boys. Pictures! I want pictures! - Say "I'm ruined. ""
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"This is the most disgusting display I have ever seen."
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"What a dump! We're leaving."
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"- Good luck in the election, Commissioner. - Let me discuss the issues with you."
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"Stop!"
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"Well, I warned you."
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"- They're for you. - What am I gonna do with 'em?"
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"We thought you'd like to wear one today."
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"Shit!"
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"OK, here comes your night to remember!"
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"Here she comes."
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"She's got it!"
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