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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - The Speech (S03E03)

"Aha."
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"Employee... of the Month."
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"- Have you ever won it? - Er, no. No, I haven't."
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"I don't know, Jen,"
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"sometimes I think it's because I just want it so damn much!"
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"I am the Employee of the Month."
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"And yet, to a casual observer,"
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"something I've always known was there - a greatness?"
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"No, I'm not saying that, but... well, something."
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"Yeah! Yeah, I'm sensing something."
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"- Roy. - No."
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"- The postman. - No."
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"- I said Roy, right? Richmond. - Meeeee!"
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"Lord of the Rings,"
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"Jaws."
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"I forgot the question quite a while back. Who are you again?"
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"I'm April Shepherd. You're being made Richest magazine's Man of the Year."
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"- I'm doing the profile. - Oh, yes, that's right."
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"You're the boss-- what does that entail?"
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"Oh, many things."
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"This morning, for instance,"
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"May I ask, what are you doing on that pad?"
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"Sometimes I like to sketch someone as I'm talking to them."
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"I'm no Truman Capote."
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"Great. OK, erm..."
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"Maybe they'll give me an insight into "the real you"."
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"Who is your favourite person from history?"
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"Sherlock Holmes."
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"- Well, he's fictional. - Whoa!"
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"I think you'd better check your facts there. Fictional?"
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"Who took care of the business with the giant dog that was eating everybody?"
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"Maybe there was no giant dog."
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"No, no, I think you're playing games with me, young lady!"
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"Tell you what, let me widen the question out."
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"- Churchill. - What is it you like about him?"
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"I love the way he says:"
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""Oh, yes! Oh, yes!""
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"I think perhaps it's you who's playing games with me."
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"You're a very surprising man, Mr Reynholm."
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"Yes..."
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"I am a surprising man."
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"April, may I take you to dinner?"
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"Oh, I don't think I could possibly..."
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"In Paris."
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"It's the name of a new restaurant in Hull."
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"Hey, Roy, come over here. Look at this."
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""'The biggest adventure you can ever take"
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"Oprah Winfrey?!"
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"Guys, come on in."
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"Sit down."
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"I thought I needed some new furniture, so I got some stuff from upstairs. Sit down."
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"I just thought, what with all this extra attention on us... on me,"
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"it might be worth looking at ourselves and saying,"
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""Hey, am I really giving it 110%?""
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"What the heck is wrong with me? Am I mentally ill or something?""
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"Roy, let's start with you."
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"When you're upstairs, fiddling about with compu-ters,"
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"Don't you realise what a difference that would make? Eh?"
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"Come on, let's see a smile now. Come on."
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"No, more warmth. Warmer."
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"You're just showing more teeth. That's not warmth."
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"I would say that's more of a threatening look, actually."
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"I'll tell you what, Roy, keep at it. That's your homework. Moss..."
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"What speech?"
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"Every Employee of the Month has to give a speech in their area of expertise."
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"- Where do I have to--? - At the monthly shareholders' meeting."
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"- When do I have to...? - Friday."
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"- What time...? - Morning."
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"- Just writing a speech. - Oh, yeah, that's right."
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"- How's that going? - Good, good, good, good, good, good."
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"if there's anything you guys want to say, I can put it in, it's no problem."
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"- OK. - I love this."
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"Maybe it'd be a good idea if you two contributed to this."
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"Oh, yeah? Why?"
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"Well, obviously, in our line of work that would be handy."
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"Wait a second. Wait a second!"
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"- Oh! Oh, what are we doing?! - Huh?"
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"She'll know something's up if I do it."
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"- Moss, do you trust me? - No."
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"Hello?"
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"I feel really bad, having all the fun writing this speech."
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"Do it. Offer, offer, offer."
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"Well, I suppose we could write the speech"
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"so that, you know, you look like you know what you're talking about."
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"My God!"
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"She will say anything we tell her to."
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"It's going to be hilarious."
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"- It's good. - Yeah."
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"We could say that Bill Gates is called Bill Gates"
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"Hm! That's good. It's not quite punchy enough."
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"And it's probably true now anyway - I'll bet he does own a lot of gates."
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"It's got to be something big."
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"What?"
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"You best put seatbelts on your ears, Roy,"
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"- Delightful. - Oh, no, no, no. You're silly."
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"What's your name again? I know you told me."
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"- April. - Ah, what a charming name."
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"Always been one of my favourites."
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"would you do me the honour of accompanying me to my bed?"
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"- Oh. Erm... - No, I've said too much!"
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"I'm very flattered, Douglas, but, erm..."
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"there's a problem, something I should tell you."
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"I could dance around the subject, but I like you, Douglas,"
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"and I want to be straight with you."
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"I used to be a man, Douglas."
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"I used to be a man."
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"but believe me, there's not."
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"I understand if you would rather I left."
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"I don't care."
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"Doesn't bother me."
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"Wow!"
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"- It bothers most men. - I'm not most men."
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"And the offer still stands."
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"You liked it?"
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"You really know your way around that area."
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"Well..."
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"I was thinking of staying in and watching the darts."
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"You've read my mind."
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"What is it?"
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"This, Jen... is the Internet."
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