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Clips from South Park - Starvin' Marvin in Space (S03E03)

"- Wow! Good job, dude! - Thanks."
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"Yes, that's nice. Thank you for stopping by."
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"- Dude! - What?"
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"Approaching Marklar."
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"Proceed with Marklar and make first contact."
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"I am Marklar!"
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"Oh, Marklar..."
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"and teach you all about the teachings of Jesus!"
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"No, no, no!"
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"We don't eat the Bibles, we read them!"
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"Now, let's turn to Mark 3:19."
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"Come on! Remember, reading Bible plus accepting Jesus equals food!"
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"Where are you going? Back to your life of sin?"
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"Don't you understand that unless you find Christ,"
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"And so, children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay."
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"Oh, for Pete's sake! What have you bastards done now?"
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"No, it wasn't, fat ass! I saw you do it!"
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"Dude, this is not good."
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"- Relax, fat ass. - No dude, I've seen this on TV."
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"They shine that light in your face"
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"and then try to get you to tell them stuff"
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"by squeezing your balls really hard!"
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"They grab your balls with their leather-gloved hands"
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"and squeeze as hard as they can until they pop like little grapes!"
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"to blow up a large city."
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"Now they're going to go squeeze his balls!"
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"Oh. We don't know him."
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"Now, who is he?"
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"Kyle's making mud pies. You guys want one?"
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"We'll have to resort to more drastic measures."
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"but the kid is going to have to land it somewhere."
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"Soaring so high above the world"
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"Never thought I could be so free"
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"I'm one with the birds"
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"Oi, look up there!"
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"Talk to him, Mayor!"
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"Great and noble alien creature,"
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"planet of Australia."
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"Oh."
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"I think he's trying to tell us that"
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"he wants to relocate all his species here to Australia."
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"In fact, there's a mission right over there"
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"Guess the little pecker doesn't like missionaries."
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"We don't know."
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"No! Wait! I'll tell you."
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"He's... He's a little starving Ethiopian kid."
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"- Sally Struthers! - Where can we find her?"
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"Let them go."
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"- Good job, fat ass! - Dude, I couldn't take that balloon."
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"and I would have been totally pissed off."
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"Whatever. Let's go see what's on TV."
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"Gentlemen, Miss Struthers can see you now."
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"Now, I'm warning you, Bill, Sally Struthers is a bit heavy."
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"But don't say anything, because she's pretty sensitive."
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"I mean, she helps people, you know?"
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"Miss Struthers, we understand you have helped raise millions of dollars"
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"We need information on one of the Ethiopians."
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"You must tell us everything you know about him."
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"His name is Starving Marvin."
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"Of course, if you don't want to tell us about the Ethiopian boy..."
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"I'm glad we can do business."
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"Come on, dude, there's got to be something"
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"Well, I can't find anything. Wait, what's this?"
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"God wants you to send us money."
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"Oh, my God, this guy again."
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"Why would anybody send this asshole money?"
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"He did take a ship!"
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"Wow! This thing is awesome!"
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"Can we turn that off?"
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"Look what I got for you."
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"No, it's not food, it's a cross!"
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"Can you say "Michael"?"
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""Michael.""
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"Hello, brother David. Do you have any sins to confess?"
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"Anybody? Sins to confess?"
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"Who are you?"
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"We're with the American government!"
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"Where's this?"
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"What the hell did you hit, Cartman?"
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"Where are we?"
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"This place is rad! Look at all the trees and stuff!"
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"Greetings."
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"Thanks."
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"I am Marklar, leader of the Marklar."
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"Cool. My name is Stan and I'm the leader of Earth."
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"Screw you, Cartman, I called leader first."
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"Well, you can call leader till your ass bleeds"
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"We are very thankful to you for bringing our Marklar back to us."
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"Oh, here on Marklar, we refer to all people,"
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"places and things as Marklar."
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"Just take our Marklar back to Marklar"
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"Let's go through this one more time, Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Derk."
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"We are the CIA!"
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"That ship needs to be with us!"
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"Maybe we should just take something precious of yours, huh?"
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"This! This gourd thingy, for instance!"
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"I suggest you contact your boy!"
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"Back away from the spacecraft, children!"
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"No! No, it's okay!"
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"The ship took us to another planet!"
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"Yeah, and the leader, he said that all the Ethiopians can go live there!"
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"An alien race?"
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"Have they heard the word of Christ?"
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"Oh, no! Those poor souls!"
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"You'll do nothing of the kind!"
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"No!"
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"Call those boys' mothers."
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"in the trouble their boys have been up to."
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"Oh, no, dude!"
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"And we're trying to get Bibles to people all over the world,"
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"so that we can continue these projects."
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"One of our missionaries in North Africa has made an amazing discovery,"
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"a new planet in the galaxy Alpha-SETI 6"
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"Now, we're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like,"
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"but one thing is for sure,"
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"What can we do at The 600 Club to help those poor aliens?"
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"through a wormhole and deliver the message"
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"and glory of Jesus Christ to those godless aliens."
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"Tom Brokaw? Oh, no! The press already?"
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"Mr. Brokaw, I presume."
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