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Clips from South Park (1997) (S21E21)

"that has joined our faculty. Her name is Strong Woman."
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"And, uh, she seems to have set off"
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"So, maybe you're having some feelings for her."
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"No, that couldn't be it. We work in the same place,"
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"I'm thinking there must be some kind of device in my ears."
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"Oh. dude."
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"[ Knock on door ]"
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"Strong Woman: You may enter."
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"Vice Principal Woman?"
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"Yes? What can I do for you?"
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"and I've been doing a lot of changing lately."
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"All the boys watch it. I did, too."
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"farted on innocent people's heads."
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"The thing is..."
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"until now."
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"I want to work with you to try open people's eyes."
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"You want to blame farts?"
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"That seems kind of ridiculous, doesn't it?"
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"I mean, it's a slippery slope"
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"Kind of sounds like something my mother would say, actually."
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"Mrs. Broflovski, your tampons are available at the front desk."
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"Thank you. [ Laughs ]"
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"[ Growls ]"
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"You wanted to see me, PC Principal?"
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"♪ I'll take you to -- ♪ Oh, yes!"
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"Yes, Mackey, uh..."
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"I just wanted to see how you thought"
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"it was going with Strong Woman."
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"Well, she seems to be acclimating fine, m'kay."
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"Do you know, um..."
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"Do you know if Strong Woman has a boyfriend?"
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"Are you out of your fuckin' mind?!"
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"Askin' if a co-worker is available in today's times?!"
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"I just wanted to know because if she's unavailable,"
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"then maybe I can get my head off of her, all right?!"
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"This is real bad."
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"I don't know how it happened."
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"and yet I can't stop thinking about her."
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"Look, this is real fuckin' fire you're playin' with, m'kay?"
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"I'm gonna get someone down here from HR!"
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"No, Human Resources!"
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"The people that come in to make sure everything's"
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"kept on the level."
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"We gotta get you back on track!"
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"think so, and we are joined by their leader, Kyle Broflovski."
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"Thanks for having me, Tom."
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"Young man, you say Canada is to blame for most of our problems."
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"All I'm saying is that there's a culture that originates"
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"from Canada which is at least partly to blame for the state"
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"To respond to this, we're now joined"
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"Thanks for having me, buddy."
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"Well, they're pissed off because their country sucks,"
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"I'm saying we're all guilty, too."
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"I grew up watching Terrance and Phillip,"
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"but now it's not funny? No, it was never funny. I see it differently now!"
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"We don't want to censor it,"
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"Uh-huh. You sound like a Jewish Mother."
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"That kind of mean, degrading, Canadian trash."
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"Now, I resent that! I find that racist."
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"You are a racist, fwiend!"
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"And if you have a problem with Canada,"
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"Maybe I know the president."
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"Oh, sure you do, just like all Jewish moms"
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"because you don't understand how --"
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"Stop calling me that! Can I finish?!"
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"Please, can I finish?!"
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"All right, everyone, listen up."
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"for all our employees."
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"and we are tempted by the devil to act upon them."
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"as I think we can all use someone to tell us"
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"She has some great advice for us,"
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"so now please welcome Heather Conduct."
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"Hello, everyone, my name is Miss Conduct."
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"I'm here to talk about making sure we avoid"
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"any trouble at this school, m'all right?"
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"M'kay."
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"Now, by a show of hands,"
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"who's ever had inappropriate feelings for a co-worker?"
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"Well, hello there, little girl."
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"All right. You asked for it."
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"[ Farts ]"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Oh! Oh, I think I shit my pants."
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"Canadian entertainment be stopped!"
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"this all happen again."
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"today as they demand the censorship of entertainment."
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"The protesters say they're not giving up and are demanding"
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"to speak with the president of the United States."
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"Here you go! Call is coming in on your phone!"
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"Good give it here! Yes, hello?"
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"Kyle, what the fuck are you doing?"
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"Kyle? Kyle!"
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"Don't do this man!"
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"while You Know Who is in office!"
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"We're all gonna die!!"
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"M'all right, so now everyone,"
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"Mr. Mackey."
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"M'all right now, we're just gonna pretend"
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"it's a normal morning before work"
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"Oh, Mr. Mackey, good morning."
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"M'all right, okay, well, good luck today,"
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"can continue be honest and straightforward."
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"Oh, I'm very open and honest, I promise you that."
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"M'all right, I probably shouldn't have said"
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""You have honest eyes," m'all right."
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"That's a bit crossin' the line commenting"
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"for counseling the students?"
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"adapted by Kiezrick Solomon."
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"He was actually my thesis in college."
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"Are you serious? Nobody I talk to has ever even heard of him!"
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"No! Same here!"
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"What made you attracted to his work?"
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"Well, it's just such a natural approach, m'kay."
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"When I read it, you know, first, I was like,"
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""Whoa, okay." M'all right."
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"Mmm'kay."
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"about your millennials!"
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"What do you want me to do?"
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"Terrance and Phillip are Canada's largest export!"
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"They account for 80% of our gross national product!"
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