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Clips from South Park (1997) (S21E21)

"A world where a nice girl that I liked"
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"Okay. This is very difficult, but, uh..."
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"I don't need to open the door."
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"I'd just be opening it and holding it the same way I would for counselor Mackey, a student, or anyone else."
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"♪♪"
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"♪ We'll rise above the mess ♪"
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"♪ I said get up, and let me see you smile ♪"
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"are available at the front desk."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪"
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"♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪"
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"♪♪"
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"Welcome to Netflix."
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"Last year, we approved 16 original shows and movies,"
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"and this year, it is our goal to make that number 1,087."
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"That's why we here at Netflix are thrilled to be working"
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"with you two comedy geniuses, Terrance and Phillip."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Classic stuff."
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"Now go ahead and pitch what you're thinking"
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"Well, we were thinking that we'd do a show"
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"[ Chuckling ] Okay, I love it so far."
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"The sun is just starting to come up, and then..."
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"And I say, "Terrance! You farted!""
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"And I..."
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"fart on Terrance."
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"And then it's like a back and forth kind of thing? It's sort of like a --"
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"It's like a back and forth kind of thing."
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"farts..."
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"on..."
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"On you. Got it."
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"No!"
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"Sweetheart! Piece of shit!"
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"Honey! I wanna watch "Terrance and Phillip""
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"It's just one night, babe!"
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"Stan is having a viewing party, honey!"
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""Terrance and Phillip" is guys' night thing baby!"
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"Don't take that crap, Heidi!"
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"Guys! Guys, this has gone on way too long!"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"That was awesome, baby. I love you."
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"I love you, too, babe."
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"All right, everyone. Listen up."
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"As you know, there has been a lot of bullying"
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"and insensitivity at our school."
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"that South Park Elementary"
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"So in looking for a new vice principal,"
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"we wanted to find a powerful, intelligent,"
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"and independent female to be a role model for us all."
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"our new vice principal -- Strong Woman."
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"[ Claps ]"
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"Thank you, PC Principal."
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"I'm the new vice principal of the school."
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"My name is Strong Woman."
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"I've already spent a few days here at the school"
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"watching and observing,"
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"and we definitely have things we can all be working on."
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"You do not disrespect Strong Woman"
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"You really think I couldn't have handled that myself?"
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"Oh! Uh, I was just making sure everything was --"
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"Shit. I mean -- No, sorry. Sorry, I'm not --"
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"But I also want the boys to know"
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"that what I'm looking for is a better place for everybody."
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"I'm sorry. Am I not doing this correctly?"
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"No. No. Sorry! I thought I'd add -- Just add for emphasis."
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"No, I'm -- Uh, I'm sorry."
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"I'm looking forward to being your vice principal."
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"And I'm looking forward to turning this school around."
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"I'm not finished."
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"Right! Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Pay attention, everybody!"
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"On Netflix."
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"What did the black lawyer say to the Muslim priest?"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"[ Doorbell rings ]"
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"Did we miss it? It's just starting."
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"Shouldn't you be at Temple, Ms. Broflovski?"
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"Here. I'll give you two pesos."
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"[ Laughing and farting ]"
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"Dude, that's awesome!"
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"Wha-What's wrong, dude?"
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"For the first time, I feel kinda bad"
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"Ohp. Kyle's mom doesn't like the cartoon, guys."
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"Baby, I fuckin' love you so much."
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"All right, everyone. Listen up."
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"As you all know, we've been looking for a strong woman"
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"to take on the roll of vice principal at this school."
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"and we're sure she'll be making our school a better place."
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"to our new vice principal -- Strong Woman."
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"I fully appreciate that some of you"
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"might be uncomfortable with me being here."
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"Earlier today, I noticed that some faculty"
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"weren't sure whether to call me Miss Woman or just Strong."
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"as Vice Principal Woman,"
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"We good? M'kay."
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"a lot of frustration and confusion"
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"over issues that all the schools are facing right now."
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"Not sure if any of you have noticed,"
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"♪ With a little love ♪ but a lot of the girls are eating their lunches"
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"♪ And some harmony ♪ The girls' gym outfits..."
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"We have a lot of work to do here, I intend to do it quickly."
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"Excuse me. I-I'm sorry,"
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"but, uh, is anyone else hearing Hootie and the Blowfish"
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"like very, very softly?"
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"Yeah, yeah. I hear it."
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"Sorry. I'll be right back."
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"[ Farts, laughs ]"
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"[ Farting ]"
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"Join together, let no man -- [ Farts ]"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Hootie and the Blowfish's "Hold My Hand" plays ]"
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"Hello there, Mister..."
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"Principal, is it?"
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"That's right. I'm PC Principal."
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"What's bringing you in today?"
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"I'm, uh, having this problem with my ears."
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"Okay. Can you describe the ringing?"
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"Yeah, um, [clears throat] there's a new woman"
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