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Clips from South Park - Child Abduction Is Not Funny (S06E06)

"Stop right there, Mongolians!"
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"God damn it stop!"
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"All right, you sons of bitches,"
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"what the hell?"
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"Aw, shit!"
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"Oh Goddamn Mongolians!"
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"Stop breaking my city wall!"
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"Aw, Goddammit!"
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"Bi urgalsan!"
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"God damn Mongolians."
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"All right, Cows!"
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"We're gonna go out there and we're gonna give 'em hell!"
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"But wait, where's the other team?"
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"There is no other team."
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"Huh?"
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"Well, we put a wall around the city to get outsiders out."
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"You don't think we want a bunch of strangers coming in"
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"But there's no other team, that won't be any fun."
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"Don't worry, it'll still be fun for us."
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"Go Cows! Go Cows!"
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"Go Cows! Go Cows!"
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"Play ball!"
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"Steeeeee-rike!"
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"South Park Cows do it again!"
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"Congratulations on your victory, boys!"
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"Yeah, and you kicked ass!"
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"Isn't it awesome having a great wall around our city?"
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"Nobody in town except for our good friends!"
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"Turn it up."
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"That's right, Chris,"
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"this newest study shows that the majority of child abductions"
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"are not committed by strangers,"
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"but by somebody the child knows in their own town!"
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"The report further states that it is because"
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"the child trusts the individual that problems occur in the first place."
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"Well, I guess this means the enemy is in our own backyard"
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"- so to speak. - Sure does, Tom."
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"All right, thanks, Chris."
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"Is the weather going to turn-"
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"Well, if you'll all excuse us."
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"I think we'll be going now."
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"Stanley, time for us to get back to the house."
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"I'm not done with my pizza."
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"There we go, all finished."
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"My Mongolian missile defense system!"
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"they gonna get a big heat-seeking missile surprise!"
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"Oh! Herro Mongolian!"
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"You come to break down my city wall?"
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"But you know what?"
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"Say harro to my rittle friend!"
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"Oh cwap."
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"Ughhhh..."
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"God damn Mongolians!"
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"You break down my city wall for the last time!"
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"It's okay, boys, just act as if we weren't here."
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"Right, do what you normally would do."
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"You're such a fat ass, Cartman."
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"M'kay, kids, so now who can tell me"
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"what year the first moon landing took place?"
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"Uh, how about you, Clyde?"
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"No helping!"
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"M'kay, I'm not really sure having all the parents here"
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"is a good idea, m'kay."
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"Well, maybe things would be better if we could trust people"
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"like the Stoch's!"
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"Us? Your family has always been the shifty-eyed ones!"
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"We just want to make sure nobody hurts you, junior, m'kay."
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"I can't wait."
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"Oh, I get it, a Trojan Mongolian horse!"
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"Mongolians hiding inside thinking that"
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"I'll bring it in the city wall"
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"then Mongolians pop out and destroy wall from inside out"
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"without getting sweet-and-sour pork on their heads!"
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"Oh rook!"
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"My very own Mongolian Trojan horse."
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"Gee, what a surprise,"
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"I guess Mongolians aren't such crappy, smelly people after all."
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"Yeah."
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"...And so all the residents of Manhattan"
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"are prepared to evacuate if Ms. Clinton's ass gets any bigger."
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"And in other news,"
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"new findings on the increase in child abductions."
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"The study shows that the most likely abductors of children"
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"are the parents themselves!"
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"The study reveals that nine out of every ten abduction cases"
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"are committed by the child's mother or father."
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"that your children aren't safe, even from you!"
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"Where are you going?"
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"Oh?"
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"I think I'll go with you."
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"This should hold you over for three years."
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"But why do I have to leave?"
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"The news says that at your age you aren't safe with us, son."
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"You have to get out of here before we abduct you."
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"Goodbye, son, remember to eat right."
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"Be careful out there!"
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"We can't tell you because we can't know where you are!"
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"Go on, kids!"
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"Go! Go and don't look back!"
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"Good-bye, kids, we'll never forget you."
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"Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid."
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"Oh, hey dog, over here,"
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"Got some sweet-and-sour for you."
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"Good dog!"
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"That's it, keep licking, dog!"
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"Ha ha haaaa!"
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"I'm free, Mongolians!"
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"Finally, some good news tonight."
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"It's been several days since any child abductions"
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"have taken place,"
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"the main reason, parents don't know where their children are."
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"What's the matter?"
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"Oh, it's just... I was wondering if Stan's okay."
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"Oh, I'm sure he's made it somewhere safe by now."
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"Do you really think we did the right thing, Randy?"
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"Sending all the young kids in town off to live on their own?"
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"Sweetheart, you saw the news."
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"Don't you worry."
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"I'm sure that Stan and all the other kids"
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"are somewhere safe, off in a whole new city by now"
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