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Clips from South Park - Child Abduction Is Not Funny (S06E06)

"...And in other news,"
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"another school shooting has taken place this time in Idaho."
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"Children who are taken by strangers!"
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"Sit down and have some coffee, son."
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"but we've installed new locks on your bedroom windows and door."
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"never to unlock them night for anyone except your mother and I."
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"Oh my God!"
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"Oh, oh, Jesus, see me through this."
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"Bang, you're dead, Tweek."
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"Aaghgh!"
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"Get away from me!"
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"If you hadn't have shown up-"
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"Well, anyway, could you give me a push?"
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"but it's not working, so, you see."
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"I'm not a supposed to talk to you!"
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"Blech! That's a pretty good trick."
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"Relax, Tweek. I am not here to hurt you."
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"How can I help it?"
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"It seems like everywhere I turn, somebody is out to get me!"
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"They were strangers to those kids once,"
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"those kind of people only make up a very small part of the world."
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"- I'll try. - Good."
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"All right, Johnston, give it up!"
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"And I would have gotten away with it again"
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"A stranger was caught trying to abduct the Tweek boy!"
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"But we don't know what else to do, Mayor!"
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"People, what do you think we need to do?"
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"from unwanted strangers!"
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"That's it, a wall."
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"We could to build a huge city wall all around South Park"
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"That is bullshit!"
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"Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I go around building walls!"
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"I eat rice and drive really slow just like the rest of you,"
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"Please, Mr. Twang Lu Kim."
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"for thousands of years."
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"So weak, dude."
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"I didn't mean to!"
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"Okay."
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"Stop breaking down my city wall, you stupid Mongolians!"
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"I gonna get you. Fuck you, Mongolians!"
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"You hear me, Mongolian?!"
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"Dude, we weren't playing anybody!"
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"Hey, sshh! Quiet everybody!"
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"And this newest study reveals more"
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"about child abductions than we apparently knew before, Tom."
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"Yeah, come along, Kyle."
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"Now, Stanley!"
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"Those Mongolians try to break down my city wall again,"
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"Oh, you gonna frow dat baseball at my wall?"
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"Oh no, not a baseball! I'm pretty scared."
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"I might have something here that's a little bigger than a baseball!"
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"Dude, this is worse than child tracker."
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"At least I'm not a stupid Jew."
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"Uh, this is just too much to take."
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"Great, wow, yeah, what a great present!"
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"Oh! I gonna get you Mongolians if it's the last thing I do!"
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"Oh Jesus, turn it up, honey."
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"The bottom line being"
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"I'm just going to go upstairs and see if Tweek is still in his bed."
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"Look out for your brother, Kyle."
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"You're the man, now."
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"Where are we supposed to go?"
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"Oh this is terrible!"
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"over here, dog."
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"And now I'm gonna make you pay!"
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"I know."
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"Sain banaaaaaaa!"
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"All right, Mongolians!"
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"Does my war dance scare you, Mongolians?"
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"This is the ancient Chinese dance of- Oh, herro, kids."
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"God damn Mongolians attack city wall again!"
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"Mongolians?"
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"Ike? Kyle?"
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"Wait, wait..."
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"I learned some Mongolian in college."
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"Kids!"
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"Oh my God, our parents are so stupid, dude."
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"Uh-huh, Stan Marsh."
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"We're sorry, Tweek!"
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"The Mongolians."
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"from the outside world."
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"Mr. Lu Kim, tear down this wall!"
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"Jesus Christ, dude,"
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"As these kinds of shootings increase,"
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"one thing becomes clear: Your children are not safe at school!"
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"Oh God! Change it, change it!"
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"...This was the second time a terrorist threat"
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"has been made on a theme park"
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"leaving everyone to realize that children are not safe outside!"
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"Oh God, change it!"
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"...And it seems there is a new danger to look out for."
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"The bottom line: Children are not safe in their own homes!"
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"- Agahghgh! - Tweek!"
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"Come to the kitchen, sweetie, we need to see you real quick."
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"Oh God, they're gonna get me."
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"Tweek, there are starting to be a lot of reports on the news"
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"about children being abducted and we thought we should talk."
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"I saw!"
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"You know never to talk to strangers, right, Tweek?"
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"You can't trust anybody."
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"Oh God!"
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"Now, we don't want to alarm you, son,"
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"It's important for you to know"
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"Oh Jesus!"
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"No! No!"
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"They're gonna get me."
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"Agh, oh God... just a dream."
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"Aghgh!"
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"Tweek, this is Officer Daniels! Now try and stay calm,"
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"but we believe an abductor is in your room!"
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"Inside my room? Oh God!"
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"Give it up, buddy, we've got you surrounded!"
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"Okay, Tweek, I want you to very calmly but quickly"
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"walk to your door, and come out to us!"
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"Oh my God!"
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"- What? - You failed the test, son."
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"Didn't I tell you not to open the door for anybody"
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"except your mother and I?"
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"Oh God! Oh Jesus!"
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"What if that had been a child abductor"
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