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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - A House Full of Peters (S15E15)

"You're eating a pie on the toilet, aren't you, Cleveland?"
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"Who is this? Is this a Jerky Boy?!"
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"It's your wife, you big dummy!"
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"I used to have my own show."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello. Is this Joe Swanson?"
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"Wait. You can talk normal?"
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"Never mind."
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"We're calling from WQHG,"
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"Quahog's Hottest Hits."
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"And we'll give you $500 if you can sing Britney Spears'"
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""I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman.""
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"You've got ten seconds to..."
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"* I'm not a girl, not yet a woman *"
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"* All I need is time... *"
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"Oh, but you have to be able to walk."
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"Aw, nuts."
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"Hello. Don't say anything about the 1998 Oscars."
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"I'm watching it now."
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"LOIS Hello, is this Peter Griffin?"
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"If this is the fracking people, I have made it clear"
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"that I am 100% on board."
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"No, my name is Rebecca."
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"You've never met me before"
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"and probably don't even know I exist, but you're my father."
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"Hello?"
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"How'd you get this number? Don't you ever call here again!"
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"He what? Why?"
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"Like when he was an NFL announcer and had to pretend"
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"Patriots calling their third and final timeout."
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"Hey, after the game, keep it here"
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"for an all-new Madam Secretary."
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"an international crisis in Pakistan,"
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"while her teenage daughter faces her own crisis"
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"finding a date for the prom."
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"Madam Secretary, tonight on CBS."
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"Yup. I finally peed that chunk of poo off the side of the bowl."
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"You know the one you've been yelling at me about?"
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"Nobody... called or anything?"
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"Nope. So, hey, uh, are you tipsy enough"
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"to let me have lazy Tony Soprano sex?"
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"You know, where-where I just lie there"
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"and arch my hips a little bit and breathe like a dying whale?"
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"Uh, I don't know."
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"All right, well, just in case, I'll be upstairs"
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"getting into my boxers and black socks."
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"Do you think it's possible"
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"I don't know, but something's going on,"
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"because I'm telling you, he lied right to my face."
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"Sometimes friends put wine out for each other."
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"I just don't understand it."
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"I mean, we don't keep secrets in this house."
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"We didn't even keep the Pop Secret's secret."
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"Psst. Hey, did you hear?"
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"Orville Redenbacher is gay."
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"He's in the commercial."
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"His son's gay, too. They're both gay."
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"They have sex parties in the Hollywood Hills."
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"It sounds like you're just making up stories"
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"about your competitors."
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"You're gay, too."
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"What?"
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"Dad, you're never gonna believe what..."
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"Chris, meet Orville Redenbacher and his son. Watch."
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"And that's where we get the expression"
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"All right, I'll see you later."
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"What? Where are you going?"
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"Laser tag orientation."
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"Oh, my God. I-I got to follow him,"
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"find out where he's really going."
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"Good idea. If I was you,"
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"I'd stick to him like glue-arrhea."
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"Okay, I think I'm starting to crack your code."
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"Quick, Brian, I need your car."
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"I don't know, Lois."
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"You're not on the insurance, and I don't think that..."
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"Fruit Bouquet for Brian Griffin?"
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"Peter, what are you doing here?"
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"Lois! Uh, uh..."
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"I was-- I'm just, uh, shopping."
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"Yeah, I'll-I'll take a large sperm, please."
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"Nice going, now you've ruined Christmas."
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"Peter Griffin, you tell me what's going on right now."
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"Okay, fine, I'll be honest with you."
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"A long while back, just before we got married,"
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"I was a little short of cash."
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"What, to buy our rings?"
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"No, I wanted to pay for dial-up modem impression classes. See?"
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"Wow, that's pretty good. I..."
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"You've got mail."
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"Okay, but hang on. You were a sperm donor?"
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"Yeah, I'd-I'd almost forgotten about it,"
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"but then last night, I get this call from a woman"
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"who says she's my daughter."
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"Peter, that was me. I was prank calling you."
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"You what?!"
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"I can't believe you would do that to me!"
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"Can you guys argue elsewhere?"
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"You're making it tough to finish in here."
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"MAN 2: No, fight louder! Call her a bitch!"
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"But I don't understand."
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"Why did you come here today?"
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"'Cause that call last night gave me a scare."
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"I figured if I do have a kid out there,"
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"They're not supposed to; I signed a form."
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"Hold on, Peter."
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"but if you do have a child out there,"
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"isn't it only fair to let him or her meet you?"
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"Eh, maybe you're right."
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"I mean, as long as we're here,"
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"maybe you should sign a consent form."
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"Okay, yeah."
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"All right, I'll do it."
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"You know what?"
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"It feels good doing something nice for others."
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"Like when I was a mentor for Kid Rock."
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"without spilling."
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"You're ready."
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"You don't need me anymore."
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"Will I see you again, Peter?"
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