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Clips from The Simpsons - Yokel Chords (S18E18)

"But you do live in the district."
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"That's right."
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"We home-school 'em."
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"I teach the big ones and the"
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"but no one ever taught me,"
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"which makes the whole thing"
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"just an exercise in futility."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Skinner, what is going on here?"
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"Sir, if we let these hill folk"
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"into our school, our test scores"
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"and we've already lost state,"
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"Plus our last bake sale was a disaster."
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"People took bites without buying the cookies."
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"Excuse me."
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"Lisa Simpson, with the school paper."
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"Am I to understand you're"
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"purposely denying education"
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"to these children?"
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"That's a total mis..."
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"Well, I wouldn't, uh..."
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"I mean, that is to say, uh..."
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"Uh, you know..."
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"You see, the thing is..."
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"I warn you, young lady, we can fumfur all day."
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"We, um, it's not that we, um..."
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"You see, what, uh..."
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"uh, grasping..."
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"We're not really, um..."
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"...the, the, the, the..."
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"You haven't heard the last of this."
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"Well, I think we've heard the last of this."
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"We're going to have to give this some thought."
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"It'll make it more fun for everyone."
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"How do we stop her writing up what she saw?"
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"Would she shut her trap"
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"How do we make Miss Righteous"
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"You have a lovely voice, sir."
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"Why do you have to make everything weird?"
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"MANQUE QUELQUE CHOSE asked to see me?"
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"You'll be happy,"
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"they'll be happy,"
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"and I can go home and"
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"enjoy some delicious fondue."
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"Made with the fondue set"
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"I bought you for Christmas?"
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"No. So what do you say, Lisa?"
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"The hillbilly tykes"
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"Will become by tutees."
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"Young'uns, this here girl"
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"is come from fairyland to school y'all."
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"Now, if you need me,"
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"I'll be on the porch"
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"drinkin' Thomsen's Water Seal."
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"My name's Lisa."
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"What are your names?"
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"Witney!"
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"Jitney!"
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"Dubya!"
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"Incest!"
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"Crystal Meth!"
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"International Harvester!"
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"Are we gonna do this much work every day?"
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"Why do I have to go to a stupid psychiatrist?"
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"Big deal."
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"Look, boy,"
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"nobody knows better than me that you're a lost cause."
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"But the school's paying for"
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"five sessions and there's a Chinese"
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"restaurant next door where I can get drunk."
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"Get ready, Sheila."
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"Mr. Simpson! You good man!"
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"We happy see you!"
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"You not come long time!"
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"Come sit, drinky-drinky."
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"Where's Margie?"
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"She super lady!"
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"Bart, my name is Dr. Swanson."
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"Stop right there, Doc."
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"This school has sent me"
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"to more therapists than you've had bad dates."
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"I've looked at the ink blots."
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"I've played with the puppets."
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"The whole racket's a hatful of crap."
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"I see."
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"Well... I get paid whether"
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"you make progress or not."
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"Why don't we just kill the time playing videogames?"
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"Yeah, right. I bet you've got a bunch of "learning" games."
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"Why don't you go online"
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"and look for a boyfriend while I take a nap?"
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"Actually, I just got "Death Kill City II:"
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"Whoa! You've got "DKC2: DKS"?"
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"That one's rated"
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""Bad for Everyone.""
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"You have destroyed all human life on earth."
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"And that's how a presidential"
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"veto gets overridden."
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"Any questions?"
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"How is any of this gonna"
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"put dog meat on my plate?"
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"Hmm. Maybe the best way"
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"So, I'm gonna take you to downtown Springfield!"
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"We gotta get permission from Daddy."
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"And, lastly..."
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"I need a noun."
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"Booger."
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"Read it back!"
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"Read it back!"
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""The county fair is"
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"always sucky to visit"
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"on a hot summer fart.""
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""You can eat delicious cotton hate,"
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"and the Merry-go- booger.""
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"You can't make that stuff up."
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"That this is one terrible county fair."
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"And...?"
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"And..."
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"My dad never takes me"
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"on the merry-go-booger."
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