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Clips from Friends - The One Where Joey Moves Out (S02E02)

"Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat?"
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"Whoa, yuck!"
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"Yeah, so?"
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"...but we can use the same soap?"
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"The next time you shower..."
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"But you cannot tell Ross because I wanna surprise him."
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"I'm getting a lily."
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"A chip."
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"- A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. A tattoo?"
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"No. Sorry, I don't."
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"Richard's going to the party too?"
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"He's my parents' best friend. He has to go."
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""God, I hope they get together. ""
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"Ross, let's switch places. You get in the middle."
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"No, Richard Burke gave them a ride."
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"Speaking of whom..."
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"So Richard's shopping in the junior section?"
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"Just young enough so that everything is still pointing up."
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"Come on, I'll show you the kitchen."
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"Stop talking. Okay!"
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"Would you let it go?"
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"- Seriously, it's not like that. Tell you what."
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"What? I'm kidding!"
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"When men used to tell women what to do a lot."
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"No."
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"How you doing?"
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"My parents are dead."
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"Seen my Harmon Killebrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one."
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"It's my birthday!"
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"Why would I want another apartment?"
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"I've already got an apartment that I love."
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"It wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while."
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"I'm 28. I've never lived alone..."
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"I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware."
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"Whose drink can I freshen?"
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"That's an idea."
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"She never tells us anything."
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"And he's handsome."
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"I'm the twinkie."
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"Oh, please! A relationship?"
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"Really?"
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"Happy birthday to you"
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"Let's see yours again."
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"So I got you something."
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"No, I mean what's this about your new place?"
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"I'm moving out, like we talked about."
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"...or whatever."
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"I don't wanna leave you high and dry."
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"I'll be fine. I'll just turn your..."
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"It's the way my mother sees me from heaven."
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"You got a tattoo?"
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"...sexy."
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"I wouldn't have thought it would be, but..."
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"...wow!"
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"Really?"
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"Save us some pizza."
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"Pass it! Pass it!"
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"You guys will still come visit me, right?"
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"Let's bring the rest of these down to the truck."
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"You want me to..."
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"Thanks."
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"So..."
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"...I guess this is it."
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"When am I gonna see you?"
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"Man, this is weird."
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"That's what's weird?"
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"The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years."
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"The spoon! You licked and you put."
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"You licked and you put."
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"Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush!"
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"You used my toothbrush?"
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"Only because I used the red one to unclog the drain."
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"Mine is the red one!"
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"Why can't we use the same toothbrush..."
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"Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning."
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"...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Look at you fancy lads!"
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"What's the occasion?"
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"You know that guy on my show that's in a coma?"
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"He's having a brunch."
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"Ready when you are."
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"I can't believe you're actually getting tattoos."
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"You guys are getting tattoos?"
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"Wow, this is wild! What are you gonna get?"
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"For my mom, because her name's Lily."
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"That's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?"
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"- Where you getting it? - On my shoulder."
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"What?"
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"What's on your shoulder?"
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"Why? Why would you wanna do that?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"You don't think they're kind of cool?"
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"Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life?"
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"What if it doesn't come out right?"
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"It's like having a bad haircut all the time."
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"Why is everyone staring at me?"
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"Sign this card for Dad. Richard will be here soon."
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"So is today the day you'll tell them about you two?"
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"Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke."
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"No, I think you should tell them."
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"I don't know how serious he is. Until I do, I won't say anything."
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"I don't think Mom and Dad would mind."
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"Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, Dad said:"
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"Shall we?"
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"Okay, wait."
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"You know what?"
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"This looks like we're trying to cover something up."
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"You could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it."
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"We're here!"
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"Hi, kids! The children!"
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"Happy birthday!"
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"So you kids thanked Dr. Burke for the ride?"
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"Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us."
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"...I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city."
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"Finger cramp! Oh, God!"
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"Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom."
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"Are we still on that?"
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"You just know she's got the IQ of a napkin."
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"She's probably not even pretty."
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