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Clips from Community (2009) - Competitive Wine Tasting (S02E02)

You're a survivor.

"You're a survivor."

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I wasn't so much "molested"

"I wasn't so much "molested""

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as much as I "made it up."

"as much as I "made it up.""

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What?

"What?"

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I'd like to propose a toast.

"I'd like to propose a toast."

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Wu Mei Hong Long, better known as Mei Hong Long Wu,

"Wu Mei Hong Long, better known as Mei Hong Long Wu,"

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the number-two wipe in Asia,

"the number-two wipe in Asia,"

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So please, raise your glasses,

"So please, raise your glasses,"

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to saving Pierce from the clutches of a corporate spy.

"to saving Pierce from the clutches of a corporate spy."

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And to me for being attractive enough

"And to me for being attractive enough"

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to get a girl like her under normal circumstances.

"to get a girl like her under normal circumstances."

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Very impressive, Veronica Mars. You learned how to use Google.

"Very impressive, Veronica Mars. You learned how to use Google."

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Record scratch app.

"Record scratch app."

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The rest went with Chang to have a ketchup fight.

"The rest went with Chang to have a ketchup fight."

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I better get back there before he starts playing monkey drop.

"I better get back there before he starts playing monkey drop."

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Don't ask.

"Don't ask."

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Why would I wanna go anywhere with Judas Winger?

"Why would I wanna go anywhere with Judas Winger?"

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For what? Ruining my relationship?

"For what? Ruining my relationship?"

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What relationship? You just met the woman, and the entire thing was a lie.

"What relationship? You just met the woman, and the entire thing was a lie."

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She was just using you to get your company.

"She was just using you to get your company."

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And I was just using her to get her company in the sack.

"And I was just using her to get her company in the sack."

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I liked her.

"I liked her."

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I think what you were trying to do is prove that no woman could want me.

"I think what you were trying to do is prove that no woman could want me."

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You're here.

"You're here."

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Good.

"Good."

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Before my ex-boyfriend Pablo was arrested for forging church relics,

"Before my ex-boyfriend Pablo was arrested for forging church relics,"

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he accused me of only being attracted to a certain kind of guy.

"he accused me of only being attracted to a certain kind of guy."

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It was hard to understand him, though. He was huffed up on paint thinners.

"It was hard to understand him, though. He was huffed up on paint thinners."

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Someone who, other than his irrational fear of automatic toilets,

"Someone who, other than his irrational fear of automatic toilets,"

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Who would like to begin today?

"Who would like to begin today?"

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I would.

"I would."

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With a confession.

"With a confession."

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I know, I'm bummed about it too.

"I know, I'm bummed about it too."

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I'm sorry.

"I'm sorry."

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I wanna be interesting. I wanna fit in with you guys.

"I wanna be interesting. I wanna fit in with you guys."

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I wanna be able to be an actor.

"I wanna be able to be an actor."

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The pain of not having enough pain is still pain, young man.

"The pain of not having enough pain is still pain, young man."

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That may sound like an easy resolution, but...

"That may sound like an easy resolution, but..."

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We're actors.

"We're actors."

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Story doesn't matter here.

"Story doesn't matter here."

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All that matters is our time...

"All that matters is our time..."

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in the spotlight.

"in the spotlight."

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I.e., one with authority over another, in nine of 11 possible fields

"I.e., one with authority over another, in nine of 11 possible fields"

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in which one might teach, employ, guide,

"in which one might teach, employ, guide,"

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oversee, andlor hold dominion,

"oversee, andlor hold dominion,"

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the empirically provable answer to the question "who's the boss?" is...

"the empirically provable answer to the question "who's the boss?" is..."

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Angela Bower.

"Angela Bower."

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Class dismissed.

"Class dismissed."

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There's a path you take and a path untaken.

"There's a path you take and a path untaken."

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I wonder why Jeff and Abed didn't show.

"I wonder why Jeff and Abed didn't show."

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but I'm sure Jeff just found another life to destroy.

"but I'm sure Jeff just found another life to destroy."

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What's she doing here? I asked her to come.

"What's she doing here? I asked her to come."

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I was thinking maybe you two were meant to be together.

"I was thinking maybe you two were meant to be together."

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I guess we could go out to dinner. You're paying.

"I guess we could go out to dinner. You're paying."

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You're dressing slutty. Fine.

"You're dressing slutty. Fine."

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How about Mexican? How about Thai?

"How about Mexican? How about Thai?"

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Heh. So true. Hm.

"Heh. So true. Hm."

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# It's hard to be Jewish It's hard to be Jewish #

"# It's hard to be Jewish It's hard to be Jewish #"

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# It's hard to be Jewish It's hard to be Jewish #

"# It's hard to be Jewish It's hard to be Jewish #"

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# Hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo #

"# Hard to be Jewish in Russia, yo #"

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# Bagels and lox Diamond shops #

"# Bagels and lox Diamond shops #"

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# It's hard to be Jewish In Russia, yo #

"# It's hard to be Jewish In Russia, yo #"

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# Hard to be Jewish Hard to be Jewish #

"# Hard to be Jewish Hard to be Jewish #"

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Someone drop an Old Testament beat.

"Someone drop an Old Testament beat."

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Dreidels.

"Dreidels."

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"Just pick one. They all cost the same."

""Just pick one. They all cost the same.""

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How'd you get dragged into that one?

"How'd you get dragged into that one?"

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So, what are you taking, Jeff?

"So, what are you taking, Jeff?"

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Attention, please. Attention, please.

"Attention, please. Attention, please."

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Oh, nice job, Manuel.

"Oh, nice job, Manuel."

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And good news, there's still plenty of room in my PA Announcements class.

"And good news, there's still plenty of room in my PA Announcements class."

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want a Plymouth on blocks when she could have a Testarossa

"want a Plymouth on blocks when she could have a Testarossa"

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perfect nose. Very nice wine.

"perfect nose. Very nice wine."

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Wu Mei Hong Long.

"Wu Mei Hong Long."

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Oh, what a lovely name for a lovely...

"Oh, what a lovely name for a lovely..."

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Please take weird haircut, stupid grin, and go sniff another dog's ass.

"Please take weird haircut, stupid grin, and go sniff another dog's ass."

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Heh, heh. The red dragon ordered a Number 37 with a side of pork-fried snap.

"Heh, heh. The red dragon ordered a Number 37 with a side of pork-fried snap."

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When you get up close, she's very homely.

"When you get up close, she's very homely."

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You're up.

"You're up."

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I've always felt somehow ignored,

"I've always felt somehow ignored,"

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Who was the boss?

"Who was the boss?"

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Turns out Pierce has been to China many times.

"Turns out Pierce has been to China many times."

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To get fireworks too dangerous for Mexico.

"To get fireworks too dangerous for Mexico."

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Britta's attracted to pain. Helps her pretend to be healthy.

"Britta's attracted to pain. Helps her pretend to be healthy."

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Hm? Nothing good can come of this.

"Hm? Nothing good can come of this."

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- That was really beautiful. - Actors dismissed.

"- That was really beautiful. - Actors dismissed."

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Um, hello. Oh, hi.

"Um, hello. Oh, hi."

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Mr. Abed, will you look at my wall?

"Mr. Abed, will you look at my wall?"

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When I ask the question, "Who's the boss?"

"When I ask the question, "Who's the boss?""

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When I ask the question beyond the question, "What is a boss?"...

"When I ask the question beyond the question, "What is a boss?"..."

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I really think it's Angela, because if it's a boss you're looking at...

"I really think it's Angela, because if it's a boss you're looking at..."

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Seems like just yesterday me and Abed dined and ditched here.

"Seems like just yesterday me and Abed dined and ditched here."

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Check that out.

"Check that out."

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Why do you keep calling her that? "Hong Long" means "red dragon."

"Why do you keep calling her that? "Hong Long" means "red dragon.""

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she works for Red Dragon Wipes,

"she works for Red Dragon Wipes,"

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Where'd everybody go?

"Where'd everybody go?"

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Look, Britta, I'm really sorry.

"Look, Britta, I'm really sorry."

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Well, maybe someday you'll fall for someone who's healthy.

"Well, maybe someday you'll fall for someone who's healthy."

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I don't know about Abed,

"I don't know about Abed,"

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and you both come from moist-wipe dynasties.

"and you both come from moist-wipe dynasties."

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# It's hard to be Jewish In Russia, yo #

"# It's hard to be Jewish In Russia, yo #"

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Well, what are we gonna do?

"Well, what are we gonna do?"

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I'll see you in class.

"I'll see you in class."

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They're like Chinese Mexicans.

"They're like Chinese Mexicans."

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I'm auditioning for Garrity's all-black production of Fiddler on the Roof.

"I'm auditioning for Garrity's all-black production of Fiddler on the Roof."

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Enough!

"Enough!"

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I was a lawyer at a top-tier law firm.

"I was a lawyer at a top-tier law firm."

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Whoa.

"Whoa."

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Really? Yeah.

"Really? Yeah."

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The answer is not quite that simple, Mr. Abed.

"The answer is not quite that simple, Mr. Abed."

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Pierce's has a special gym with swings and saddles.

"Pierce's has a special gym with swings and saddles."

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Ready to go? Mm-hm.

"Ready to go? Mm-hm."

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I was talking about you.

"I was talking about you."

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People use each other, Jeff.

"People use each other, Jeff."

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I thought we had something. I was trying to help you.

"I thought we had something. I was trying to help you."

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Wait, wait, wait.

"Wait, wait, wait."

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It's not your fault.

"It's not your fault."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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First, let me say how happy I am for you both.

"First, let me say how happy I am for you both."

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we're not writers.

"we're not writers."

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