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Clips from Community (2009) - Competitive Wine Tasting (S02E02)

"It was very hard being popular."
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"- What a loser. - Okay, great. Next person."
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"almost invisible."
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"My uncle put his finger in my no-no."
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"What? Oh, my God."
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"This. This is where acting begins."
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"Welcome to A Critical Analysis of Who's the Boss?"
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"and I'd like to begin with a simple question:"
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"Yes. Angela."
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"Oh, well, class dismissed."
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"I'm sorry, um, Mr? Abed."
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"Few are."
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"Now, if everyone could please turn to Page 12 in my book."
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"Ahem, loser."
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"You have to finish that by tomorrow? Yeah, but it's a page-turner."
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"I'm on the chapter where he traces Tony Micelli's genealogy to Caesar."
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"Better than wine tasting with Pierce."
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"Refused pinot noir, thought it was French for "black penis.""
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"And he's late, again. It's not your fault."
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"He'll be here. He wouldn't miss a chance to say something offensive."
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"Man's gonna run out of ways to shock people."
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"Everybody, this is Wu Mei,"
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"But it's not gonna be today."
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"So you're getting married to that beautiful young thing?"
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"Well, uh, stranger things have happened."
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"No. No, they haven't."
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"I mentioned that her breasts were larger than most Asian women,"
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"and we just got to talking."
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"No. I go to visit my factory."
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"Hawthorne Wipes are the number-one towelette in Asia."
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"After a few minutes, we both just knew we were meant to be together forever."
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"Or at least until she gets heavy."
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"And now we must leave you."
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"Many plans to make. Yes, yes, big plans."
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"Plan an engagement party. You out of your mind? This is a scam."
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"She's after his money or a green card. They seem to like each other."
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"Pierce married three of his wives after knowing them a month."
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"Maybe he's just a romantic."
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"Not that you would understand romance."
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"Don't preach to me about romance. I had a three-way in a hot air balloon."
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"Fine. Guess I'll do it myself."
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"Hey, don't take on his pain. Tend your own garden."
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"What's going on?"
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"Oh, um... I didn't have a painful experience to share in acting class,"
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"so I said my uncle tried to touch my butt."
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"Yeah."
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"I'll have to think hard about how to defuse the situation."
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"My emotions! My emotions!"
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"Uh, for homework,"
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"drink a glass of cognac in a bathtub."
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"Troy, I feel like I'm seeing a whole different side of you."
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"There's just so much darkness."
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"And my soul is darkening,"
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"and my heart is mad at my kidneys, and..."
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"My mouth..."
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"See you tomorrow."
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"I'm glad you could come."
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"I felt like we got off on the wrong foot,"
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"and I wanted to offer you my other foot."
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"Your parents must be so excited."
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"Are they coming to the wedding? Oh, they would not miss it."
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"My mother will make the customary shark's fin soup,"
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"and my father will get drunk and make bad impression of Borat."
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"Oh, so your parents don't mind having a son-in-law roughly their age?"
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"No. Pierce is a beautiful, wise man,"
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"very gentle soul."
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"Let me tell you that I am a lawyer, so if you need any help at all,"
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"navigating the whole green card, immigration hassle..."
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"Oh. If you'd like me to look at the prenup... I assume you have one."
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"Yes, but my father's lawyers will take care of this."
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"After all, we must protect our family fortune."
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"Oh. Okay, if you say so."
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"Why were you grilling her?"
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"I'm gonna bust into her apartment. Do you have any grappling hooks?"
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"How can you say those things without irony?"
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"That's why they call me irony-free Annie."
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"Yes? Oh."
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"Mr. Abed. What can I do for you? I finished your book, professor."
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"I've been watching Who's the Boss? There's something you overlooked."
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"Mm-hm. What do you see?"
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"Photographs. Of what?"
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"You. With whom?"
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"Tony Danza, Judith Light, Alyssa Milano,"
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"Who's the Boss caterer Gordon "Giddy-up" Galligan."
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"I have studied this show, Mr Abed."
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"I am not a fan, I am not a groupie, I am an academic."
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"It is a rhetorical question."
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"Open as the door to Mona's bedroom."
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"It's a shame yours isn't. I beg your pardon?"
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"Why don't you teach the next class?"
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"That way you can share your open mind with everybody."
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"Cool. Cool, cool, cool."
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"you threw us an engagement party."
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"You said if we didn't, you'd slash our tires."
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"Ha, ha, ha. She is funny. Like Oprah."
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"Oprah's not a comedienne."
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"No, you are funny, and you are like Oprah."
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"Heh, heh, heh. Yeah. What?"
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"WU MEl: Thank you. Pierce."
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"I'd like to offer sincere congratulations."
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"It's hard to find people you can stand, let alone someone willing to stomach"
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"your imminent dementia and present incontinence."
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"Thank you, Jeff. I just hope she can satisfy me."
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"I'm like an insatiable baboon in the bedroom."
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"Don't sell yourself short. You're a baboon everywhere."
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"Here, hold this. Bah. What is this?"
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"I carry spare apps in case the staff's racist."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"That's her middle name. In China, they put the last name first."
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"I mean, they're nuts over there."
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"Thank you all for coming. I know it seems fast,"
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"but when you find the right person, you know."
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"I know because I've found the right person seven times."
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"I don't wanna get cornholed on the bar tab."
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"Pierce, you can't just throw around a term like that."
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"Cornhole. Cornhole. Cornhole."
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"Cool."
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"Troy, we didn't know."
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"Troy, do you need me to recommend a support group?"
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"Hey, he's not a victim."
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