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Clips from South Park - South Park Is Gay (S07E07)

"You can metro-bash us all you want, but we're here to stay!"
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"Yeah, Mom, we're proud of who we are."
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"Great idea, Eric! Raise metrosexual awareness!"
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"Come on, fellas! Out of the malls and into the streets!"
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"- Out of the malls and into the streets! - Out of the malls and into the streets!"
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"What the hell did that show do to them?"
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"If we keep trying to make straight people into us, well,"
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"we're gonna have no identity left."
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"This doesn't make sense!"
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"How can gay men do this to their own people?"
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"Unless you're not gay at all."
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"Banished by man in the Kindling Wars."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"- Crab People! Crab People! - Crab People! Crab People!"
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"But soon, we shall rule the land above, and mankind will be gone!"
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"Gone?"
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"- Crab People! Crab People! - Crab People! Crab People!"
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"Crab People are too small and weak to take over man by force."
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"And so we came up with our perfect plan."
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"Crab People!"
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"If you can't beat man, change man!"
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"I knew it."
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"I knew gay people would never do this to their own kind!"
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"When all the world is metrosexual,"
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"the Crab People shall finally reign supreme!"
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"Taste like crab! Talk like people! Crab People!"
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"then we will make you into Crab People! Take them!"
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"Crab People!"
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"Crab People!"
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"Crab People!"
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"Crab People!"
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"Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado,"
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"where the first annual Metrosexual Pride Parade is underway."
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"We're here! We're not queer! But we're close! Get used to it!"
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"That does it! I can't take it any more!"
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"I should have never wished for a cleaner, neater husband!"
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"Ladies, get your things. I know what we have to do."
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"Look out!"
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"Put it out! Put it out!"
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"I can't do anything. These are brand-new pants!"
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"Mr. President, it is such an honour to make you over!"
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"Now, we've got to do something with your hair."
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"And your nails are filthy! Let's get those clean."
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"This is gay gold!"
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"Stop them! They're Crab People!"
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"They cannot see or hear us, foolish man!"
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"That is very good, Mr. President!"
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"- You bastards. - That looks great!"
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"Now, how about some moisturizer?"
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"- There they are! Get them! - What?"
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"You turned our husbands into whiny little wusses."
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"It's payback time!"
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"Oh, my God! What are they doing?"
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"What... What have you done?"
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"We're sorry, but we didn't have a choice."
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"We thought that having them use product in their hair"
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"That's right, even though my Stephen sicks me out sometimes,"
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"it's his rugged, manly grossness that I'm attracted to."
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"We're sorry, but we knew that the only answer was to kill the Queer Eye guys."
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"Well, you're going to jail for the..."
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"No, our evil plans... No..."
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"Oh, my God. They were Crab People."
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"Yes!"
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"They were trying to systematically make men into wusses"
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"so they could take over the world!"
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"- Mom! - Kyle!"
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"I should have known they were Crab People."
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"So now can you please change your network's programming?"
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"Yes. Yes, I think this gay fad is over."
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"Gentlemen, back to Studio 12! We're gonna bring back the Latin fad!"
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"- Hey, eses. - Hey, jefe."
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"What? You want me to hang out with you?"
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"You're supposed to be my best friends, and you just treated me like nothing."
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"Oh, Jesus, Kyle, don't be such a whiny little gay-wad! Come play catch with us."
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"God damn it."
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"What? Tell us."
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"Well, sure, Sheila, our husbands are all so clean and neat!"
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"- Eric, you're not half bi! - I'm like a quarter bi!"
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"What?"
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"Guys, can I talk to you over here for a second?"
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"Guys, you've done a terrific job!"
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"Are you crazy? I just had my uniform pressed!"
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"Kyle!"
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"Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"Then it's Boy Meets Boy, followed by Will & Grace,"
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"and wanting facials would make them sexier."
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"What a minute, what is that?"
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"Don't tell me you children have taken up this whole metrosexual fad, too!"
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"Come on, Sheila, we better go tell the other parents what's going on!"
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"- Crab People! Crab People! - Crab People! Crab People!"
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"I like being a dirty, filthy little boy!"
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"Crab People!"
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"- We can both kill them together. - Cool."
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"Oh, why can't we all live at the mall?"
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"These five gay men go around"
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"I know what you mean."
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"And they like to talk about their feelings now"
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"God, I hate Craig! That son of a..."
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"We've spent our whole lives trying not to be one of you!"
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"I know it won't be easy."
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"Ever since gay culture became cool, our boys bathe every night"
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"That's okay, Officer, I think they learned murder is wrong."
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"Look, guys, we're sorry we tried to murder you,"
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"That's right, proud! You know what I think, guys?"
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"Well, what do you want me to do about it?"
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"So, I'm watching the season premiere of Boy Meets Boy on television,"
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"- Hi, Gerald! - Hi!"
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"Yeah, metrosexual means you're straight,"
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"That's true, you guys,"
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"What's all this fighting about, children?"
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"It was the craziest thing I've ever seen, Mr. Slave."
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"My pleasure, silly buns."
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"So, Randy, you want me to give you a hand job in the bathroom?"
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"Oh, well, the woman at the front desk sent it up."
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"Look, us gays have created a lifestyle, a culture that is uniquely ours."
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"- Crab People! Crab People! - Crab People. Crab People!"
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"For 1,000 years, our kind have lived beneath the Earth's crust."
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"See, now, where we have been forced to live for 1,000 years!"
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"- You just had to push it, didn't you? - Just had to keep asking questions."
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"But it doesn't."
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