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Clips from South Park - South Park Is Gay (S07E07)

"Dude, what are you doing?"
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"- Told you, you guys were straight! - We're not straight! You're straight!"
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"- You're straight. - You're straight like a freeway!"
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"You wish you were gay, Craig, in your dreams!"
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"I'm not just gay, I'm a catamite!"
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"So? I'm half bisexual."
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"Oh, stop it. You kids don't even know what you're talking about."
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"All the children were suddenly acting like being gay was cool."
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"I mean, maybe we're not the only gay couple in town any more."
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"Look at that, Mr. Slave!"
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"- Our cup runneth over. - Jesus Christ!"
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"Thanks, Jimbo. I really like your outfit, too."
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"So, Jimbo, you want to come back to my place with me and Mr. Slave?"
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"- For what? - Well, you know."
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"No."
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"- Mr. Garrison! Hey, doll! - Hey, Randy."
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"- You're looking ultra fabulous. - Thanks, you, too."
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"Mr. Tweek, why don't we go back to my place?"
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"I was just thinking we could put on some music and watch videos"
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"- Oh, Jesus Christ. - Oh, goodness no, I'm straight."
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"Why won't anybody pound Mr. Slave's butt?"
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"Well, we don't pound butt, Mr. Garrison. We're straight."
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"Those pants and those shoes say you pound butt!"
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"Hey, now, that's not true. My shoes don't say I pound butt."
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"No, your shoes say you take it in the butt!"
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"It's okay, Mr. Garrison, we've learned that gays are totally cool."
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"Look, guys, a lot of the kids in school are talking, okay?"
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"And they're spreading rumours that"
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"we're not metrosexuals because we hang out with Kyle."
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"We have no choice, you guys. We're just gonna have to kill Kyle."
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"What? That's stupid? We wouldn't have to kill Kyle."
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"We would just have to tell him not to hang around us any more!"
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"You know, you're right, Stan."
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"When was the last time you had a manicure, straight man?"
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"Oh, here come the butch boys to help their butchy little friend."
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"He's not our friend."
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"Stan?"
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"This playground is for metrosexuals, macho man!"
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"- Come on, let's get him. - Kick his ass."
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"Kyle? What happened to you?"
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"What? Your classmates beat you up for being a Jew?"
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"- Gerald! Gerald! Get down here! - Here I come!"
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"- Oh, no, Dad's metrosexual, too? - Kyle! You look terrible!"
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"The boys at school beat him up, Gerald!"
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"Oh, really? Well, don't you worry, Kyle."
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"We can cover that black eye up with some cream base,"
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"and the coat and pants we'll bleach with an acid wash for a fun, vintage look."
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"Just leave me alone!"
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"There you go! Now you look fabulous!"
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"You see that? A spray-on tan does wonders for your look!"
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"- Oh, hello, Mr. Garrison. - Chef, can I talk to you?"
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"- Sure. Come on in. - Thanks."
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"Come, Slave."
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"It's just awful, Chef."
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"a totally different person who stood out in this town."
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"Now every straight guy is acting gayer than me!"
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"Oh, Jesus. Jesus Christ!"
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"Well, we black people just always try to stay out in front of them."
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"- How did you do that? - Well, like with our slang."
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"Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house", instead of "I'm here"."
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"so we switched it to "in the hizzouse". "Hizzouse" became "hizzizzouse","
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"and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to "hizzie","
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"then "in the hizzle", which we had to change to "hizzle for zizzle","
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"we have to say "flippity floppity floop"."
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"We don't have time for all that, Chef!"
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"Oh, if only those Queer Eye for the Straight Guy people"
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"understood what they were doing."
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"Wait, that's it! I know exactly what to do!"
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"Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop!"
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"Oh, no! Damn it, don't call it that!"
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"- One ticket to New York, please. - You're going to New York alone?"
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"I'm going to see the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy people."
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"Great idea! They can help you with those dated clothes."
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"What? That's what I'm doing!"
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"Oh, no, they ruined my life! I get to kill them first!"
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"They took gay culture from real gays, and their asses are ours!"
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"- Did so! Did so! - I thought of it yesterday!"
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"- I thought of it two days ago! - I thought of it before you were born!"
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"Stop it, you two! Stop it!"
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"Don't you see how crazy this is?"
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"Oh, you're right, Mr. Slave."
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"Boys! Boys, come on!"
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"There's a sale down at Express For Men!"
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"Hey, guys! There's a sale at Express For Men!"
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"- Oh, my God! - Let's go! Let's go!"
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"You guys have got to see these shoes I bought!"
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"You know, I'm starting to think this whole metrosexual thing isn't so great."
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"All my husband ever does now is look at himself in the mirror."
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"He cares more about how he looks than how I look."
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"I hope something happens soon to put an end to this whole fad."
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"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is our number-one show!"
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"- What can I say, we're fabulous! - You guys are changing the world!"
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"And tomorrow, we're gonna have you make over"
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"the President of the United States."
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"Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna faint!"
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"Room service."
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"What? We didn't order any room service."
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"Carol? I'll have to check on this. Excuse me a minute, fellas."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"- You better shut up, Craig! - Everyone knows it's true!"
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"- It is not! - Is so!"
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"Craig! Behave yourself!"
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"Yeah, Stanley! What are you fighting about?"
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"Yeah. Everyone already knows I dress better than Randy."
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"Oh, really?"
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"I mean, you do have the fashion sense of a Japanese woman."
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"Please, girlfriend, you look like some kind of Little Orphan Annie nightmare."
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"Oh, no! Burn!"
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"Stop it! Will you all just stop it?"
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"Will you please stop acting this way?"
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"You don't like us being metrosexual?"
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"- No! - No!"
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"Well, you know what I think?"
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"I think you're all metrophobic!"
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"- Yeah! - What?"
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"We shouldn't be fighting amongst ourselves."
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"Crazy. Different. Outcasts. Call us what you want."
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"But us metros are real people, just like you."
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