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Clips from South Park - South Park Is Gay (S07E07)

"I see that I've spilled the Coke I was drinking"
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"Oh, my gosh, are you serious?"
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"- Oh, tell me about it, Ken doll. - Hey, dudes."
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"Coming up next on HBC, it's Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!"
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"- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. - Kyle? What's happened to you?"
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"I'm just trying to fit in, Daddy. Don't be such a drama queen."
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"Is the game on or something?"
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"and drink wine and decorate the house!"
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"My Stephen shaved his chest and his balls! Oh, I love it!"
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"And how about our boys?"
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"and brush their teeth three times a day."
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"- What the... - Toodle-oo, Connor."
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"Hey, dudes."
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"- Chef, I don't feel very metrosexual. - Well, then don't buy into this fad, Kyle."
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"- Well, don't you all look nice? - Oh, Timmy."
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"I didn't feel comfortable in that stuff, dude. I'm just being me."
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"My grandpa was bi. So that makes me quarter bi!"
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"Mr. Garrison! Those are great pants."
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"- Why? - Well, you know."
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"and pound Mr. Slave's tight little ass."
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"Straight? What... Just what the hell is going on here?"
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"- You're just one of us now! - Yeah!"
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"One of you?"
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"Well, what can we do about it?"
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"We just have to tell Kyle not to hang around us any more."
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"- Yeah. Wait, what? - You hear that, Kenny?"
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"Stan thinks we should tell Kyle not to hang around us any more."
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"I think he's right. Good luck telling him, Stan."
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"Hey, butch boy! Nice football you got there!"
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"Yeah, let's see that hair! Look, he's not even using any product!"
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"Take your non-flaming ass to some other school!"
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"I got beat up at school for being different."
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"No! For not being a metrosexual!"
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"Now, let's get down to the tango class and learn some new steps!"
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"That does it! I know what I have to do!"
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"I used to feel like an outsider,"
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"Chef, what did you do when white people stole your culture?"
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"But then white people all started to say "in the house","
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"and now because white people say "hizzle for zizzle","
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"- Mr. Garrison? - Kyle, what are you doing here?"
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"I'm going to New York to kill the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy people."
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"- I thought of it first! - No, you didn't! No, you didn't!"
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"- Wow, we look great! - Yeah, let's see Craig out-gay us now!"
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"Hurry, you guys! The mall closes in seven hours!"
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"- Clear! - Okay, Mr. Slave!"
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"Well, crap, that didn't work."
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"Dad! Craig's trying to say that his dad can out-dress you!"
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"What? Son, that's a silly thing to fight about."
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"Look, you guys are carrying this fad too far!"
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"We should be uniting against metrophobes like these!"
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"This is crazy!"
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"I think we should have a Metrosexual Pride Parade!"
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"We can make floats and decorate them with streamers and flowers!"
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"You sure you don't want to press charges?"
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"Especially in those pants."
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"Sorry, Charlie, no sale."
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"But... But..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"We are the Crab People!"
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"You'll never turn me into a metrosexual!"
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"Very well, if we can't make you into metrosexuals,"
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"Oh, my God! It's on fire!"
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"The heat could really damage our hair! We better let the police handle this!"
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"Now, stand by and watch as your pitiful race becomes helpless!"
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"- Now put on this silk jacket. - No! Mr. President, don't do it!"
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"You see, at first we liked having our men be clean and neat."
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"You want some cerveza?"
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"Hey, ese, you wanna come play catch with us?"
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"Yeah, it's cool, homes."
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"No, dude, it really isn't cool. You all turned your backs on me."
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"And now you all expect me to just forget it all"
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"and hang out with you again like nothing happened?"
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"Yeah, don't be such a fag, dude."
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"Oh, my God, you guys are not gonna believe"
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"what happened to me last night."
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"and then Queer Eye for the Straight Guy comes on, right?"
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"So, I fall asleep in front of the TV, and when I wake up,"
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"all over my satin pyjama top."
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"- That was the cutest top ever! - I know!"
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"- What a dork! - What?"
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"Nice jacket, Kyle! Polyester is really the hot fabric this fall!"
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"- But this is the jacket I always wear. - You gotta get with the times, girlfriend."
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"Yeah, that jacket is so September 10th!"
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"Oh, my God, you've got splotches on your neck."
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"Are you using any exfoliating products at all?"
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"We can't let Kyle out in public like this, you guys!"
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"Come on, Kyle, we're giving you a makeover!"
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"We have got to get you some tighter-fitting shirts!"
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"and then The Love Boat with Men."
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"My goodness, there certainly are a lot of gay shows on television these days."
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"Yeah. I think it's great that gays are finally being so accepted."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Hi, Gerald, Sheila!"
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"Hi, Sharon. We need to talk to you about the boys."
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"Sure, come on in. The guys are all watching TV."
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"Hey, Gerald, how are you?"
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"but you appreciate the gay culture."
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"It's super fabulous. Would you like some Shiraz?"
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"Don't our men look amazing?"
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"Haven't you seen Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Sheila?"
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"and show straight men how to better themselves."
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"- It's the best! - It is?"
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"My Randy irons his clothes and even has pedicures!"
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"This is the greatest thing ever."
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"I don't know. Sometimes boys take cultural fads too far."
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"Dude, I can't wait for Wendy to see how gay I look!"
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"when the chicks at school see how gay we are, they're gonna be all over us."
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"All right, let's work it!"
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"- See you after classies! - Okay, sweetums!"
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"Oh, my God, where is my homework? I am freaking out!"
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"- Hey, Craig. - You guys look pretty gay."
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"- Thanks. - Not as gay as us, though."
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"Oh, please, Craig, we're 10 times gayer than you!"
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"Oh, yeah? We're super-duper triple-dog gay!"
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"Oh, yeah? We're ultra-super stamp it, stamp it, no erasies, mega gay!"
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"These guys are trying to say they're gayer than us."
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"Oh, no."
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"Be who you are, not what's cool."
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"All right, children, let's take our seats."
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"Good morning, Mr. Garrison."
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