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Clips from South Park - Toilet Paper (S07E07)

"Okay, good, children, good. Remember to feel the clay."
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"Boys, what is that?"
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"- I love art class! - See?"
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"Mrs. Dreibel thinks she's so cool!"
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"I think tonight we need to do something drastic."
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"What's the matter, Kyle, you chicken?"
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"Yeah, payback time, you ugly skank."
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"- You think that's enough? - Should be fine."
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"Nice relaxing night at home, huh? Toilet paper, toilet paper,"
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"- Don't go sticking it under tables. - Okay."
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"You know, son, I remember you coming in last week"
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"You TP'd a house last week, Cartman?"
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"We didn't say nothing about no kids, man!"
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"Kyle, you're being an asshole."
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"Now let's do this thing and get out of here."
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"How can you say that? Did you see what we did to their house?"
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"Well, you don't because you're an uncaring asshole, Cartman!"
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"There's toilet paper on your hands too, Kyle."
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"Oh, Jesus, no! Our house!"
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"- Mommy! Mommy! - Mommy! Mommy!"
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"We'd better go over our story again so we don't screw it up."
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"the goth chick from The Breakfast Club, was bowling next to us"
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"by five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests"
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"arriving home at 11:46."
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"Look, it's just not that big a deal. I mean,"
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"I toilet papered houses myself when I was a kid."
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"- I was here! - Aha! Got you!"
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"It wasn't me, okay?"
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"and another family is victimised."
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"You really have nothing better to do, do you?"
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"Why? Why? Why?"
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"Oh, God! Oh, God! I have to tell the truth!"
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"Oh. Okay. Thanks."
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"Josh Myers TP'd over 600 houses in less than a year."
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"Just remember, he'd toilet paper you in a second if he had the chance."
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"That's a terrible cologne you're wearing, Officer."
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"You can imagine how bothersome that becomes."
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"No, but it was worth a try, wasn't it?"
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"Tell me something, Officer."
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"What happened to those big-city dreams?"
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"Tell me something first."
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"You wanted to protect and serve,"
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"but mostly you just wanted to protect yourself."
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"I think we have the counsellor and the principal fooled,"
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"Look, you guys, all it takes is for one of us crack."
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"And we all know who the weakest link is."
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"He's weak, and he'll be the end of all of us."
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"I'm sorry I have to do this."
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"Is this toilet paper from your store?"
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"I just wanted to see how you're doing, Kyle."
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"I just thought we should find a private place to talk."
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"I see the tears of our art teacher and hear the screams of her daughters."
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"Part of me feels like I have to end it all now,"
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"The world can be like that, so calm on the outside,"
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"as if nothing bad ever happens."
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"I'm killing you. But unfortunately, I could only afford a Wiffle bat,"
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"so it's going to take a while."
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"- Cartman! - Don't fight it, Kyle."
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"Won't be long now, Kyle."
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"I don't have time for this, kid."
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"on poker nights and made me sit on all my uncles' laps."
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"Of course! One of her students!"
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"Fly along now, Officer Barbrady, you've got some arrests to make."
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"They say they've got the guy that did it down at the police station!"
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"They said I TP'd the art teacher's house."
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"Yeah, and, boy, are they gonna let me have it."
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"from Jesus Christ himself!"
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"- Because it was... - Wiffle ball, anyone?"
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"And it would serve me right, too!"
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"All right, boys, visiting time is over. Thanks for stopping by."
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"What? How can you feel bad?"
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"Kyle, you don't seem to understand."
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"He feels guilty for doing it and for letting someone else pay for it."
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"We're off scot free!"
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"Is it that you think you might get in trouble later?"
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"and let her decide what to do."
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"Well, well, well, I had to see it to believe it!"
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"Look at you! Standing behind prison bars! Again!"
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"And that's your excuse?"
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"Just wait till we get you home, you little fibber!"
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"What is it, Cartman?"
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"Can't I?"
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"Josh insisted he be able to tell you the names of the toilet paperers in person."
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"That's nice, Officer Barbrady, but we actually don't need to know..."
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"Hold it! Principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, Miss Dreibel,"
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"Policeman Brown, will you take Josh outside, please?"
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"My consciences just caught up with me."
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"You all get two weeks of detention,"
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"except for Eric, who gets one week for being brave."
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"My coming to terms with a guilty conscience!"
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"This isn't fair!"
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"Well, I'm covered in toilet paper. I'd look silly."
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"Yeah, but I have to say, I feel a lot better now."
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"I realise now that even though you might not get caught doing something bad,"
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"- you can still get caught later. - Oh, Jesus."
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"Not a goddamn thing!"
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"I'm afraid that giving away my location"
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"You only have a three-week sentence!"
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"Be one with the clay."
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"Nice."
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"Put more clay on the balls."
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"A reindeer?"
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"You know, I've had it. You four boys never take art class seriously!"
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"What a crime."
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"You think art is not important?"
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"Well, art's just kind of for gay-wads."
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"Do you think this is funny?"
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"Do you think this is funny? Huh?"
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"making new pottery!"
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"- You can't do that! - I certainly can. I'm your teacher!"
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"- You're an art teacher! - Make it two hours."
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"How dare she talk to us like that?"
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"We can't let her get away with this."
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"Like what?"
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"Like find out where Miss Dreibel lives and go over there and TP her house."
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"- TP her house? - Toilet paper."
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"Cover her house in toilet paper."
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"Quiet, boys! This isn't play time. You're being punished!"
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"Fine, but we'll have the last laugh tonight, art whore."
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"Don't you guys think this is a little suspicious?"
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