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Clips from The Simpsons - Specs and the City (S25E25)

"Hm. I always thought it was "Simp-sen.""
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"Really? Don't you ever look up at the sky?"
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"Always wondered what that was."
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"Sir, I'm concerned about"
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"your sudden generosity."
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"The doctor said to bring you in right away"
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"if you display kindness or warmth."
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"Oh, don't worry."
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"As of now, each of those nuclear nitwits"
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"is wearing a video camera."
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"With a direct feed to me."
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"Smithers, how much did this company lose"
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"to office supply theft last year?"
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"Yes, well, no more of that."
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"Thanks to this $26 million surveillance system."
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"Beware, rabbits."
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"I spy with my transplanted eyes."
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"Oh, and I forgot to show you the best feature."
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"Each of these buttons represents an employee."
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"When I press it, he or she dies."
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"What's wrong with this thing?"
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"the school says you must have a valentine card"
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"for everyone in your class."
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"How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?"
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"What did I say about pointing out"
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"the meaninglessness of things?"
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"Not to."
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"Well, no way I'm giving a valentine to Nelson."
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"He's a bully, and I do not love him."
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"Jesus says to love your enemies."
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"he gets to look his enemies in the eye and say"
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""It was me who sent you to Hell.""
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"in an envelope with a fun sticker."
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"With a video attachment."
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"Welcome to Firstline. Tonight,"
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"At this school, children may give valentines"
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"to whomever they choose."
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"Danny is unpopular,"
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"due to rumors he sleeps in the raw with his ma and his pa."
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"Human young are born with the ability to count valentines,"
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"and Danny realizes he's been snubbed."
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"Past generations of children were used to rejection."
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"But today's kids, raised in a climate of video games"
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"and instant messaging, are fragile weirdos."
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"On February 15, 2:00am,"
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"after checking the mailbox one last time,"
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"Attila the Hun,Mao Tse-tung,"
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"and me, Will Lyman."
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"An old one from the box."
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"Perfect. Bad movie, bad pun,"
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"I'm watching videos of idiots wearing these glasses"
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"Ow!"
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"I'll let you try them on,"
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"right after I decide if these videos"
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"are Funny Or Die."
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"Funny, funny, die, die,"
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"funny, funny but the guy died."
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"of our hometown."
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"Hmm..."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Springfield City Hall was built for the Spencer Tracy movie"
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"Meet Me At City Hall."
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"It was just a flat wall with nothing behind it for 30 years."
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"Dad, Lisa's my little sister."
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"for just this reason."
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"Interesting."
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"When was the term "shut up" invented?"
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"As early as 1859, shut up was used to shut up..."
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"Glasses, direct me to the nicest restaurant I can afford."
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"What, you... Oh, that's it, I'm taking you off."
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"Oh! Sorry, sir!"
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"Okay, let's see what we got here."
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"Oh."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Rotate there."
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"I'm afraid wives don't make passes"
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"at husbands in those glasses."
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"Under five dollars."
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"Glasses, take me two minutes back in time."
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"Oh..."
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"About the glasses. Mm!"
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"Here's your breakfast."
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"Only five pancakes?"
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"You're trying to kill me."
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"Well, I'm not happy with you."
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"Look, honey, I know these glasses"
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"and should be worn in moderation."
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"Isn't that right, glasses?"
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"Yes, just like I told you."
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"To whoever dares take them."
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"For once, I'm grabbing the goody."
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"So the rumors are true."
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"Moms can want things."
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm..."
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"Nicely done, Lewis."
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"A Transformer that transforms into a heart?"
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"Mm. This Hershey's Kiss is melted."
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"Not good."
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"My mom left it on the dashboard!"
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"My mom...!"
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"No."
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"No Valentine for you, Nelson."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I'll give a Valentine to a loser,"
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"I'll give a Valentine to a dork,"
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"but I won't give a Valentine to a bully!"
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"Here's what's gonna happen."
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"You have one week to make me the best Valentine any kid ever got."
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"Simpson, there's gonna be a heart in my hand,"
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"either paper or yours."
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"Hey, everybody. That's strange."
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"I-I'm hearing a voice, but I'm not seeing a user icon."
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"Carl, it's me. I'm here."
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"Really here!"
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"Hey, Homer. A lot of information about you."
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"Let me just page through it. Oh! Stop! Hey! What?"
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"Oh, no one can live in a non-augmented reality."
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"I need another pair of glasses."
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"Gonzo to Fozzie Seven."
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