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Clips from Family Guy - Road to the North Pole (S09E09)

"♪ Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here! ♪"
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"♪ All these happy wishes ♪"
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"♪ and lots of Christmas cheer ♪"
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"♪ is all I really want this year! ♪"
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"I'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive."
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"Oh, get off your soap box, Brian."
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"It's Christmas."
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"Everyone in town knows that!"
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"♪ Japanese girls with no restraint ♪"
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"♪ is all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪"
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"Ooh, giggity!"
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"♪ Platinum-plated silverware. ♪"
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"♪ Just one day when kids don't stare. ♪"
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"♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪"
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"♪ If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport, ♪"
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"♪ I will go to court and sue your ass! ♪"
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"Happy holidays!"
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"♪ Wouldn't I love a tinker toy. ♪"
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"♪ And a little drummer boy. ♪"
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"♪ He can either tap his drum or my rear. ♪"
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"♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer ♪"
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"♪ is all I really want this year! ♪"
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"♪ I want a golden mustache comb. ♪"
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"♪ And some spermicidal foam. ♪"
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"♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year. ♪"
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"♪ I would like more Lemon Pledge. ♪"
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"♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year. ♪"
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"♪ I just want a wedding ring ♪"
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"♪ from someone named Jeffrey. ♪"
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"♪ I just want some colored Easter eggs. ♪"
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"♪ I want a Blu-Ray of The Wiz. ♪"
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"♪ We don't know what Christmas is! ♪"
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"♪ We have something else called Gishgemfloofneer! ♪"
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"I am so excited to see Santa Claus."
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"You know what I think is really wonderful?"
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"Of all the malls in this great country of ours,"
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"he chooses to come here."
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"Year after year."
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"You know, I mean, who... Who are we? You know?"
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"I'll tell you who we are... The lucky ones."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Oh, my God, look at the line."
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"Hey, wait, look! There's Quagmire, way up front."
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"We can cut in line with him."
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"Uh, wait, Stewie. He doesn't like me so mu..."
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"Glenn? Glenn Quagmire?"
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"Wha... Wow."
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"What... What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, hi, Brian."
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"Just waiting for Santa, like everyone else."
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"Wow, cool. Cool."
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"Yeah. I hope you've been a good boy this year."
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"That little guy is my niece Abby, you douche."
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"- Her hair's short because of the chemotherapy. - Uh-oh."
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"Do you know how much talking it took"
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"to get her out of the house because of her no-hair?"
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"Oh, gosh, I... I didn't know."
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"Oh, you're sorry? For... For what?"
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"That waiting in line is such a catastrophe for you"
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"that you'd rather destroy the confidence"
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"of a five-year-old cancer patient?"
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"Oh, come on. I... I didn't know she was dying."
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"Who said anything about dying?!"
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"Uncle Glenn, am I dying?"
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"No, sweetheart, you're not dying."
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"'Cause we're gonna see Santa,"
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"and he's gonna bring you a new brain."
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"Just get out of here."
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"Should have gone into politics, Bri."
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"Now we got to go to the back of the line."
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"What the hell! Why isn't it moving?"
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"I don't know. It's always the same thing."
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"Some fat kid sitting on Santa's lap taking all day."
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"Yeah, yeah. And I want a Charles in Charge lunch box"
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"and I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game"
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"on a 'cause of I lost the "Draw 2" card."
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"And I want a pet animal"
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"that's half chinchilla and half mink,"
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"'cause it'd be really soft,"
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"and I could call it chink, and that's okay."
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"Geez, doesn't the mall close soon?"
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"We've been here forever."
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"Would you relax? We're right here. I'm next."
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"Hello, Santa."
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"Now, um, we've got a slight problem here,"
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"But you're a business man, I'm a business man."
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"I'm sure we can work... something... out."
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"Wait. What are you doing?"
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"Santa? You can't leave now!"
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"Hey, wait... Wait, buddy, buddy,"
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"we've been in line for, like, two hours."
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"Sorry. I'm done."
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"You want your kid to sit on my lap,"
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"meet me at the bar at Applebee's."
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"Aw, that sucks."
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"Sorry, Stewie."
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"That son of a bitch."
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"He just turned his back on me."
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"The way reality turned its back on Gary Busey."
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"How am I doing today, Gary Busey?"
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"You're doing great!"
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"Good! Then I'll keep it up!"
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"What? You're not taking my car."
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"Very well, then. You're driving me. Let's go."
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"Dri... Driving you where?"
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"To the North Pole to see Santa Claus."
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"he can just blow me off like that,"
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"he's got another thing coming."
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"Look, Stewie, I know you're disappointed"
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"that you didn't get to see Santa,"
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"but I... I'm not driving you to the North Pole."
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"Now, I think we should go down there to support him."
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"- Wh... What? - Yeah, apparently,"
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"something happened at the mall,"
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"and she took a turn for the worse."
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"They don't know how much time she has left."
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"Quagmire just called."
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"He's really upset."
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"It doesn't sound like he wants us there"
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"for some reason, but... But we should go anyway."
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