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Clips from Family Guy - Road to the North Pole (S09E09)

"Hi."
Family Guy
"of a very special Christmas in Quahog."
Family Guy
"How about you, kids?"
Family Guy
"♪ and a dad who doesn't drink. ♪"
Family Guy
"Santa's got his work cut out for him."
Family Guy
"♪ I want to tour the Spanish coast. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Softer voices in my head. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪"
Family Guy
"And Christmas is about gettin'!"
Family Guy
"♪ just to choke me till I faint ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ is all I really want this year! ♪"
Family Guy
"Who's this little guy? Huh? Is this your nephew?"
Family Guy
"Hey, buddy, you here to see Santa?"
Family Guy
"I'm so... I'm so sorry."
Family Guy
"Get out of here, Brian."
Family Guy
"because I have been rather naughty."
Family Guy
"I need your car."
Family Guy
"If that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks"
Family Guy
"Everyone, Quagmire's niece is in the ICU."
Family Guy
"Hey, you want to hear a real live-action fart"
Family Guy
"And another chair."
Family Guy
"My word, I really must have been asleep!"
Family Guy
"You can't jerk me around when it comes to Santa Claus, Brian!"
Family Guy
"Nobody vomits at the North Pole!"
Family Guy
"Trust me, it's a waste of time... You're not gonna find Santa."
Family Guy
"Well, you know, you know why nothing works out for you, Brian?"
Family Guy
"Come on, Eeyore, let's go play."
Family Guy
"I don't feel like it."
Family Guy
"I... I don't think it's a good idea for us"
Family Guy
"Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's a flare gun."
Family Guy
"I'm just holding it. Is this the trigger?"
Family Guy
"Eh, just some stupid stuff went down."
Family Guy
"You could have been killed!"
Family Guy
"Stewie, you're not gonna find him."
Family Guy
"Huh? SpongeBob? Is he not real, Brian?"
Family Guy
"Oh, AA, eh? Yeah, I just came from AA."
Family Guy
"No, not AA. AAA."
Family Guy
"- Huh? - Stewie, I think he's just a drunk."
Family Guy
"Look, we don't have enough cash to fix the car,"
Family Guy
"I don't (bleep) know."
Family Guy
"You could spend the night there"
Family Guy
"do not let me convince you that I've changed my mind."
Family Guy
"that legally binds me to same."
Family Guy
"Her family life is rough,"
Family Guy
"Damn right, it's here!"
Family Guy
"who the hell do you think you are?"
Family Guy
"I'm not leaving until Santa Claus is dead by my hand!"
Family Guy
"I'm okay."
Family Guy
"♪ and blank icy stares! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Each little elf used to fill up a shelf ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Take a look, you can tell as a man I'm a shell ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Killing us! ♪"
Family Guy
"Doctor, you've got to do something for him."
Family Guy
"If he goes out tonight, he'll die."
Family Guy
"Thank you, Brian."
Family Guy
"Giddy-up."
Family Guy
"Hey, fella?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, we'll cut them down afterwards."
Family Guy
"Ow! You bitch!"
Family Guy
"to some battered women's shelter."
Family Guy
"Did you just eat that whole cookie off the mantel?"
Family Guy
"I'm telling you how it's done."
Family Guy
"Oh, okay, how about this? Look."
Family Guy
"Wait. Where are you going?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, you're Santa Claus."
Family Guy
"What the hell did you do?!"
Family Guy
"Where's Dan?"
Family Guy
"Oh, crap!"
Family Guy
"Help! Help!"
Family Guy
"Mommy!"
Family Guy
"- Mommy! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"But an hour and a half, Brian!"
Family Guy
"All right, come on, let's get out of here!"
Family Guy
"Besides, we don't need 'em."
Family Guy
"Move over."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Brian?!"
Family Guy
"we may have to give up Christmas altogether."
Family Guy
"Can we live with that?"
Family Guy
"Okay, just one."
Family Guy
"But if it's a gym membership,"
Family Guy
"♪ Family Guy 9x07 ♪ Road to the North Pole Original Air Date on December 12, 2010"
Family Guy
"I'm Ron MacFarlane, Seth MacFarlane's father."
Family Guy
"And I'm here to tell you the story"
Family Guy
"Kenny Rogers was supposed to be here,"
Family Guy
"but I think he's dead."
Family Guy
"Anyway, Seth came out of my penis,"
Family Guy
"and now he made this."
Family Guy
"Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmastime."
Family Guy
"The town was blanketed with snow,"
Family Guy
"the trees were being trimmed,"
Family Guy
"and everyone was making up their Christmas lists."
Family Guy
"♪ Jessica Biel and Megan Fox ♪"
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"♪ wearing nothing but their socks ♪"
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"♪ is all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪"
Family Guy
"Well, that's just not practical."
Family Guy
"♪ Spending a week in Mexico ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ with some black guys and some blow ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ is all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪"
Family Guy
"Oh, that sounds terrific."
Family Guy
"♪ I would like a pair of skates. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Then I'd go out skating. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But I really don't know how to skate! ♪"
Family Guy
"Ha-ha!"
Family Guy
"♪ I want a Lexus all in pink, ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Oh, and that reminds me... Twelve kegs of beer! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ all I really want this year! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ That's all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪"
Family Guy
"Wait. What?"
Family Guy
"Forget it. Keep going."
Family Guy
"♪ Jennifer Garner in my bed. ♪"
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"♪ Yellow cake uranium. ♪"
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"♪ Never mind the reason. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Doesn't this seem like too much stuff? ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Poo on you, it's not enough! ♪"
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