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Clips from Family Guy - Baby Got Black (S12E12)

"This is a great place, Peter."
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"I'm gonna go see which lobster I think deserves to die."
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"Well, all I know is you looked cute while you gave it."
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"Sure, I do. We're in the same gossip group in the cafeteria at lunch."
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"You should move into our house."
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"I'd like that."
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"See you at school, Chris."
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"Kill that one."
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"" And when you're 40, your eyes start to go.""
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"And then you open the card."
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"and you want to give them the impression that their eyes are starting to go."
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"Hey, guys, there's someone I want you to meet."
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"bitches he's with, and bitches he's gonna get with."
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"So is this one you got or one you gon' get?"
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"Chris, can I speak to you for a moment privately?"
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"I voted for Obama once."
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"And I have something to say."
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"Chris, she's..."
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"- She's not fat. - What?"
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"we'd have to back her through the garage."
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"- A little further, little further, little further..."
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"So you don't mind that Pam is black?"
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"Chris, it's 1998."
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"Now, let's go see if your mom's done listing"
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"Hey, hey, hey, there's my new brother-in-law brother now."
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"- Griffin, you and me have to talk. - What's up, Blood?"
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"Nobody's dating nobody. You understand?"
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"It's awesome!"
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"What? Jerome, you're a racist."
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"We can be way sexist, but we ain't racist."
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"Sure, black people can be racist."
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"Look, I think if you got to know us better,"
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"I'll date her."
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"- Peter. - You know what I mean."
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"They're equal. Separate but equal."
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"But I want you to know I'm very skeptical about this whole thing."
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"Oh, that's okay. Hey, listen, I was skeptical about traveling to Mexico."
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"Thanks for having us to dinner, Mrs. Griffin."
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"Oh, my pleasure, Pam."
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""Broke bread"? Who are you, St. Francis of Assisi all of a sudden?"
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"Jerome, you have done a wonderful job raising Pam"
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"to be a lovely young woman."
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"Yes, Lois, what are you saying?"
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"You know, before I speak, I like to ask myself,"
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"Most of the time, I find that he would."
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"Dad, I think Mrs. Griffin was just giving you a compliment."
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"Yeah, I was just trying to say we all appreciate having you in our home."
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"Oh, so suddenly we're all friends?"
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"Wait, we've always been friends."
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"- Where am I from? - The south part of a large city?"
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"Where'd I go to college?"
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"White guys don't want a relationship with black women."
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"They just want a notch on their belt. You're a novelty to these people."
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""These people"?"
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"This is the moment in the meal when I stand up!"
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"Wait a minute. "A novelty"? We used to date before I met Peter."
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"So what are white women to black men?"
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"A very pleasant page in our memory books."
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"Oh, yeah, that's right. You banged my wife."
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"- Oh, yeah? Like what? - Well, I'll tell you! Listen up."
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"Even though they dress and try to talk like you"
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"And so for all this awesome, neat, wonderful stuff"
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"And trash like Tara Reid"
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"A virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed"
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"Frisbee sports, and fancy coffee, too"
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"Let's go, Pam. We're leaving."
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"But, Dad, Chris treats me really well. He gave me this diamond necklace."
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"Cool it. I'm trying to get laid."
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"Look, this ain't happening, Pam. Straight up."
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"you ain't gonna shump-a-jump, you're not hollerin' at him,"
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"Oh, my God, Lois, I think he just summoned Candyman."
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"You're a fool."
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"I was hoping they'd be darker."
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"God, I miss Pam so much. I don't think I can live without her."
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"It's okay, Chris. Hey, here's someone your type."
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"Whoo-wee, Chris! You're cute!"
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"Stewie, that's Log Cabin."
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"Uh, he gets the joke."
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"I'm sorry, Chris. Jerome just doesn't think his daughter should date a white guy."
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"Black racism is the biggest problem facing this country today."
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"You should always fight for what you believe in."
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"Give me liberty or give me death."
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"- Oh, that was easy. - I know, right?"
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"Ryan wanted to give him liberty. You do the paperwork, Ryan."
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"a local boy dies after playing video games for 51 hours straight."
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"A hundred bucks says I can stay awake longer than both of you."
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"What? But... But you're dead."
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"Right here, Peter."
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"Guys, we were all so tired."
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"She'll wait. She knows to wait."
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"Joe, never ask me about money. It's rude."
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"Come on, Pam, we got to go before they see the tip."
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"Hey, Chris. These on her nipples."
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"Hallmark Greeting Cards Explained."
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"Wait. Jerome's daughter is your girlfriend?"
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"Black people can't be racist."
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"She didn't pick that school, they sent her there."
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"Dad, stop it."
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"Aw."
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"We gave you Eminem"
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"And Justin Bieber, too"
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"And Jon Heder"
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"Thank the whites"
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"You know, you don't thank the Lord"
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"We gave you Breaking Bad"
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"Okay. You boys have fun."
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"Oh, my God."
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"We are all one."
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"The Hallmark Channelis proud to present"
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"- Actually, Dad... - Peter Griffin does not see color."
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"Oh, don't worry, Jerome. I already gave Chris the sex talk."
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"I took one step outside the resort."
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"Ray-Ban glasses"
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"Energy-efficient lights"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"You know, if you want."
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"Yeah, get out of here! Just leave the cookies and go."
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"What? Oh, damn it. Wait, I didn't fall asleep first, did I?"
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