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Clips from Family Guy - Baby Got Black (S12E12)

"Yeah, I've flown back-to-back Australia trips that were longer than that."
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"I never sleep."
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"Hey, I got a fun idea. Let's bet on it."
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"Oh, hell yeah, I'm in!"
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"I used to pull all-nighters"
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"I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades."
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"Somebody's been having scissor fights on this thing."
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"No closing your eyes and pretending you're thinking."
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"- Peter. Peter! - I was thinking!"
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"We will. Just go! Jeez!"
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"- It's us, you idiot! - She's still dead."
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"Ah, that was awesome. Hey, who else has a dead wife?"
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"Better cover the seat. Oh, JK, I'm not fancy."
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"Yeah, and tiny Sharon Stone from Casino."
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"You son of a bitch! I will go to the FBI! I will go to the police!"
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"Quagmire, help!"
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"I don't see her. I didn't see the movie."
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"Peter, wake up."
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"I need to know if I can delete your iCarlys from the DVR."
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"Wait, wait... Were you asleep? Did I win? I won!"
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"There's no way to prove which one of you fell asleep first."
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"And it looks like I went 48 hours"
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"All right, I won 200 bucks!"
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"You can tell by the laminated high school football schedule on the wall."
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"- Hey, Chris. - Oh, hi, Pam."
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"I thought you gave a great book report at school today."
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"Well, thanks. All the credit goes to Slash's biography."
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"What a maniac."
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"Hey, Chris. I didn't know you knew my daughter."
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"Forty percent?"
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"I would've left more, but he messed up our order."
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"I'm sorry, I got to go. I like bumping into you outside of school."
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"So, there's a penguin on the front and it says, "I hear you're 40."
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"And then "Happy Birthday" is all blurry,"
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"because whoever opens the card is 40,"
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"You know, Chris, Usher categorizes his girls into two groups,"
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"- Dad, if this is about Pam... - Yes, it is about Pam."
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"I figured the day you came home with a girl,"
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"Whoa! Whoa, whoa."
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"Okay, all right. Now, do you prefer "Fatty" or "Miss Boom-Bi-Latty?""
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"all the black people she's ever seen on television."
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"So, I saw Chris is dating Jerome's daughter."
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"Looks like they've had some pretty hot dates."
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"Don't, uh... Don't look at my kids when they're off doing their private lives."
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"Peter, you don't understand. I don't want Pam dating a white boy."
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"They gave Michelle Pfeiffer such a hard time."
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"Coolio had her back."
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"you wouldn't have any problem with your daughter dating one of us."
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"Look, why don't you and Pam come over tomorrow night,"
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"and you'll see that white people are even better than black people."
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"- Peter! - Just equal."
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"All right, we'll come to dinner."
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"It's about time people of color broke bread at this table."
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"You say that like you're surprised."
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"Sounds like you're saying a single black man can't raise a child on his own."
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"- If we're friends, what's my last name? - Cool J?"
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"Does it air commercials during daytime judge programs?"
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"She did? Huh. No wonder I had so much room in there."
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"Her womb was like one of those places where they reconstruct crashed airplanes."
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"Look, Jerome, I know you think we're all terrible."
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"But white people have done a lot of good things for the world."
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"The music of Taylor Swift"
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"Add to that a fleet of soccer moms"
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"Packed into their yoga tights"
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"You know, you don't thank the Lord"
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"You thank the whites"
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"All the cast of Friends"
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"Leggy blondes with tiny asses"
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"You know, you don't thank the Lord"
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"Thank the whites, thank the whites"
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"You know, you don't thank the Lord"
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"You know what? That song only made me hate white people even more."
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"What about eight more verses?"
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"you ain't his shorty or his boo."
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"Like Patrick Henry."
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"And now the HBO Original Series, Boys."
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"Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Tonight, the conclusion of our three-part report on bestiality at the aquarium."
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"But first, our top story,"
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"He was playing Halo, now he has a halo."
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"Just kidding. He was gay."
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"Look at that. Big deal. Stayed awake for 51 hours. That's nothing."
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"Something's been beeping in our bedroom for three years."
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"Bonnie won't look for it, and I can't find it."
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"Yeah! Let's do this! You in, Peter?"
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"You guys don't know nothing about staying up late."
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"when I worked for that lesbian carpet cleaning company."
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"Lesbians have regular carpets, too, you pervs."
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"When you're done with that, can you help me plug the hole in this dike?"
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"Hi, boys."
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"I baked a fresh batch of cookies for your slumber party."
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"- Hey! - It's not a slumber party, Lois!"
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"Ah, I'm already bored. What should we do?"
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"Hey, let's prank-call Cleveland."
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"- Oh, yeah! - Yeah, yeah, great idea."
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"Brown house."
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"Uh, Cleveland? It's Loretta."
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"No, I faked my death to get the IRS off my back."
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"Does that mean I have to give back the insurance money?"
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"Who's there with you, Loretta?"
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"Oh, you guys are more meaner than The Jerky Boys."
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"Muriel?"
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"Joe, you're about to drop."
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"And, Peter, you've been hallucinating all night."
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"Yeah, whatever, Quagmire. I got to go to the bathroom."
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"Where's your toilet?"
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"Ah! Leave me alone."
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"Peter. Peter."
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"Oh, my God, Joe, when did you start running?"
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"And jumping? And sky-dancing?"
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"He ain't sky-dancing, he fell asleep."
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"That means it's just you and me."
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"Wait, what happened?"
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"Oh, yes, there is, Joe. I got cameras in every room of this house."
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"There's a naked lady squatting over a cake in your kitchen."
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"Well, it looks like Peter won."
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"without an email, text message, or voice mail."
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"And there's a little bit of blood in my ear."
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"What are you gonna do with your winnings?"
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"We're gonna go out to eat."
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