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Clips from South Park - Tonsil Trouble (S12E12)

"We'll just put you to sleep, Eric,"
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"I'm not going to the hospital, Mom!"
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"You're not scared of hospitals, are you?"
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"Well, then I guess you don't want all the ice cream"
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"you get after the surgery either."
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"to the big boys who aren't scared of the hospitals."
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"That's right! You did it, poopsiekins!"
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"All right. So where's my ice cream?"
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"Everything is okay."
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"During the tonsil surgery, we had to supply you with donor blood,"
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"contaminated with HIV."
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"Boys, please take a seat."
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"because one of your friends has a serious illness."
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"Oh, no."
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"You can still give him hugs and even kisses."
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"And even though you have AIDS,"
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"Not a big deal?"
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"Is that how everyone feels?"
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"of one very special little boy who is living with HIV."
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"We didn't sell that many tickets."
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"Great benefit, Eric."
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"Well, that's just great!"
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"and that money will certainly go towards helping little Eric Martman."
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"Yeah, you forgot."
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"Just like a lot of people lately have forgot"
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"It's real fucking funny, Kyle!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Honestly."
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"Well, you know you're always such a dick and stuff and now--"
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"Nobody deserves this illness, Stan!"
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"Well I know, but are you sure Kyle has to be taught a lesson?"
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"Oh, yeah. I guess that's true."
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"All right. Now get the rope up over that third rafter above the window."
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"That's the easiest access."
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"Ugh."
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"There is no way I can have HIV, unless maybe..."
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"Pass me the ball."
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"I'm gonna kill you, Cartman!"
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"- What did you do? - Nothing."
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"Oh, nice, Butters, you big tattle tail!"
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"Tattle tail?"
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"Hey, hey, that's enough."
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"M'kay. Okay."
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"He purposely infected me with his HIV virus!"
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"Well, he was being a total dick"
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"Kind of."
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"Eric, that is not appropriate behavior, m'kay?"
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"Kyle, the thing about tattling is that tattling's bad."
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"He hasn't learned a thing, you guys."
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"Kyle, where are you going?"
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"What is that supposed to... Kyle, Kyle, no!"
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"Kyle, stop it!"
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"Goddammit, don't!"
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"No, Kyle, not Clyde frog."
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"Leave Clyde frog alone."
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"What hope?"
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"Break my X-Box and you'll never know."
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"So what?"
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"If we can track him down and isolate his genetic prototype,"
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"We need two tickets to Los Angeles, as soon as possible!"
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"Los Angeles, okay. Uh, I have a 2:00 flight."
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"Wow! That's really retro."
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"with a deadly disease for no reason."
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"Oh, please! No reason!"
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"No!"
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"We'll use another airline! One that cares!"
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"Look, shouldn't you be serving people drinks or something? Get outta here!"
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"that could help us with our disease."
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"What part of this is funny to you?"
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"Then stop saying, "You're not just sure, you're HIV positive!""
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"This isn't funny. AIDS isn't funny."
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"Well, excuse me, Kyle,for trying to keep some optimism."
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"But if you want to be so HIV negative all the time--"
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"This isn't funny!"
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"Well, not at all."
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"There has to be something you're exposed to that others aren't."
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"You sleep with money... every night?"
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"Take a look."
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"All right. Now watch what happens when we introduce some cash."
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"Well, look."
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"If being around lots of cash negatively affects the HIV,"
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"Then maybe enough cash, shot directly into the bloodstream"
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"could kill the virus altogether."
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"in their illness-rid lives!"
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"then Kyle is willing to take that risk."
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"Yes, take a look!"
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"Boys, you've just found the cure for AIDS!"
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"All right!"
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"Together, these boys beat their illness, with nothing but each other,"
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"Oh, stop! We're not friends!"
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"Those two brave lovers found the cure and helped the world."
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"And so to honor these boys, here is..."
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"Jimmy Buffet!"
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"Well, I tell you this, Kyle."
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"I'm never getting my tonsils out again!"
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""Tonsil Trouble""
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"Well there's no doubt about it. Those tonsils need to come out."
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"What?"
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"Oh, what exactly does that entail, Doctor?"
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"It's a very simple operation."
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"and when you wake up you'll be tonsil-free!"
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"No way."
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"Oh, I thought you were a tough kid."
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"No, I'm not scared."
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"I just, I don't want my tonsils out, that's all."
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"What do you say, champ?"
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"Think you can tough it out?"
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"Well, you did say free ice cream?"
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"Poopsiekins, wake up."
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"Wake up, honey."
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"It's, it's over?"
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"It's over!"
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"I didn't feel anything."
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"You were right, Mom!"
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"I'm so proud of you, Eric."
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"Oh, here's the doctor now."
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"Hi, doctor."
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"You were right, doctor."
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"No, it's not."
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"Eric, I'm afraid that we've accidentally infected you"
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