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Clips from South Park - Butters' Very Own Episode (S05E05)

"- Yeah! - All right!"
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"One of us! One of us!"
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"- Gooble, gobble! One of us! One of us! - Gooble, gobble! One of us! One of us!"
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"- Gooble, gobble! One of us! One of us! - Gooble, gobble! One of us! One of us!"
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"For family fun and great food, too Come on down to Bennigan's"
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"The best are found at Bennigan's"
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"Hello?"
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"So come and eat at Bennigan's"
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"Oh, nutsack!"
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"Everyone knows it's Butters"
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"Hey, don't forget that I'm covering for you!"
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"Don't forget your lies started all this!"
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"My lies may have been deceitful,"
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"but your lies cover up something much more horrible"
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"than anything I ever did."
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"- Happy anniversary. - Not now, Butters."
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"- All right, then... - Butters?"
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"- Oh, Butters! - Son, I don't believe it!"
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"and then floated all the way down the river."
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"- I tried calling home, but it didn't work. - My baby is back!"
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"- I ain't grounded, am I? - No! No, Butters. Oh, Son, we're..."
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"We're going to need you to tell a little white lie"
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"about where you've been, though, all right?"
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"Yes, darling, you're going to have to say you don't know how you got home."
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"No, you have to say that a Puerto Rican man dropped you off."
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"You're the one who made up the stuff about the Puerto Rican, idiot!"
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"Stop it, Mom and Dad."
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"Well, you're the one that couldn't back it up with a description, stupid!"
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"Now, gosh darn it, you... You listen here!"
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"Now, I am sick of these "harmless lies" and "little white lies"."
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"You know, you can call a shovel an ice cream machine,"
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"and you can call a lie whatever you want,"
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"but it's still a no-good, stinking lie."
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"And when you start covering up one lie with another lie,"
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"Boy, I've just about had it up to here with you two."
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"- Butters, you're as right as rain. - You sure are."
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"Well, I ain't in trouble for hollering at you, am I?"
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"No, Butters, you're the best son in the whole world."
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"And I am so happy you're alive."
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"You bet, Son. But Mommy and Daddy have something they have to do first."
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"We have an announcement to make."
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"Our son has been returned to us."
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"All right!"
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"Butters was missing?"
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"But that isn't all we have to say."
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"You see, we learned a very important lesson tonight,"
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"and it took the smarts of our young son to show us."
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"- Yeah! - We've learned that deception is wrong,"
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"and that the only thing to ever make it right again is to come clean."
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"Yeah!"
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"You see, I've been deceiving my wife for several months."
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"I was going to gay movie and bath houses"
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"and having sex with random men who were complete strangers."
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"Yeah... Wait, what?"
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"And when I found out, I went crazy."
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"I went crazy and I drove my son into the lake to kill him."
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"Kill me? Jesus Christ!"
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"So you see, there was no "some Puerto Rican guy"."
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"He doesn't exist."
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"And so the people we owe the biggest apology to"
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"are the Ramseys, Congressmen Condit and O.J."
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"We gave you false hope for finding the person who hurt those close to you,"
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"and we're sorry."
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"For I knew that even though some of you supported us,"
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"some others were looking at me and thinking,"
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""You're a liar! You're a liar!"
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""You know something that you're not telling us, you slimy scumbag liar!""
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"You know, that's what people would say to me."
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"And then people would see my wife in the supermarket"
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"and they would say, "Hello,""
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"but they'd be thinking, "There goes that"
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""murderer! You got away with murder, you murdering, lying waste of life!""
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"And to me, people might say things like, "Liar!"
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""Tell us what you know, you goddamn liar!""
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"And so, to both of us,"
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"people all over town would be saying things like,"
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""You know goddamn well what happened to your kid,"
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""so stop acting like victims and confess, you murdering murderers!"
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""Confess! Liar! Confess!""
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"You know, and that's what people would be saying to us."
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"And so we just had to come forward and tell the truth."
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"We're sorry we lied to you all. It won't happen again."
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"And now, if you'll excuse us, this family has to get to Bennigan's."
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"Yeah, all right!"
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"Wow, dude, your dad's a perv and your mom tried to kill you."
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"Yeah. Boy, you fellas sure are going to rip on me in school now."
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"We sure are."
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"I really wish I didn't know that stuff."
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"I guess I learned that sometimes lying can be for the best. Yep. Oh, well,"
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"I'll forget all about my dad being queer and my mom trying to kill me."
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"- I'm going to be okay! - Really?"
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"- No, I'm lying. - Let's go, Son."
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"Clean."
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"We can have a normal life!"
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"That's me!"
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"Anyway, boy, I sure am lucky you came along, mister."
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"Here's another member of our support group. O.J!"
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"Gooble, gobble!"
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"You'll love all our shenanigans"
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"It's your anniversary."
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"when I have a Chipotle Blue Cheese Bacon Burger at Bennigan's,"
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"Everyone knows it's Butters"
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"Hi, sweetie. Did you get to follow your dad around?"
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"Jumping in puddles Skipping down the hallway"
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"That's me!"
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"Must kill Butters."
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"Must clean Butters."
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"Must kill?"
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"That's me!"
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"Should I go try and see what he gets you again, Mom?"
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