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Clips from South Park - Chef Aid (S02E02)

"Well, don't worry. We came over to cheer you up."
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"I will do the German daunce for you. It's fun and gay and tra-la-la"
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"Janis Joplin, the Beatles, Elton John. I got to travel all around the world,"
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"...hangin' out with bands, goin' to lavish parties, lovin' many, many women."
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"I told you not to mess with me!"
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"Oh, they wouldn't remember me. All I did was cook for them."
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"I'm sorry. Bu' I'm not a big candy bar fan."
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"What?!"
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"Hey, Elton. Don't feel so down, baby. Have some of my Scottish haggis."
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"...Bernie Taupin who's workin' at Moth Burger right now. I'll give him a call."
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"'Kay."
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"Well, best of luck to you then."
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"He's not dying, Cartman!"
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"That's $35 dollars. Come on, you guys. We've gotta hurry and give this money to Chef!"
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"Aw, hell!"
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"No more Salisbury steak and pecan pie."
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"What?! Jail?"
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"I will do the German daunce for you. It's fun and gay and tra-la-la"
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"Hmm. This isn't going over so well."
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"You still aren't entertaining any ideas of raping me in this prison cell, are you, Chef?"
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"How the hell did he reach the gas pedal?"
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"What are you bastards doing?"
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"Well it's a rockin' world, make no mistake about it"
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"It's a rockin' world, there ain't nothing fake abou-"
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"We're all here to help our good friend, Chef, who has touched our lives in the past."
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"I remember when I was just starting out. Chef suggested I buy a pompadour hat."
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"(All right dude, let me go now)"
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"We're proud to be a part of Chef Aid."
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"Chef is the guy who told us to do a country album."
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"...I'm still gonna stick with you."
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"But I feel like I'd be making the wrong decision."
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"Wake up, Wendy. Smell the coffee."
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"Ha ha. I win. You lose! Chef Aid is over, and you didn't raise..."
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"...Johnny Cochran's heart grew three sizes that day."
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"Wait! Mr. Chef, this music has really touched me."
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"Why? I tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense."
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"Yeah! Back when I used to be in the rock business."
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"No it isn't, you guys."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Mr. Chef, I'm afraid you leave me no alternative. We're going to sue you."
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"Nobody wants to see a guy called Cous-Cous. You need a big, strong, beefy name."
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"We're damned proud to be here to support our good buddy, Chef. It was Chef who..."
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"This court is now in session. Who is representing the defense?"
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"Uh, sir, it's for four years."
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"I can take whatever I want."
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"Mr. Twig? Are you okay? Mr. Twig?"
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"You can raise $2 million, dude. We'll help you."
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"Well, you have twenty-four hours to find it, or else you'll have to go to jail."
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"subs prepared by delikedi"
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"Aw, I don't want any money. I'd just like to see my name on the credits, that's all."
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"...I wrote several years ago."
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"Aaah, yeah. That's much better."
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"Ain't nowhere to hide (come on!)"
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"And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself."
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"Sure, kid. But I would retain exclusive worldwide rights,"
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"These pictures just arrived. I set up a camera, and caught..."
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"I've got 'em."
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"...a very special little boy. I have no idea what his name is."
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"...your name credited on the song, "Stinky Britches"?"
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"Well, I have twenty-four hours to come up with your money! That's the law!"
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"Okay okay, children, thank you very much. I feel much better."
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"All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!"
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"Ain't nowhere to run (come everybody let's)"
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"Stinky britches, you've got stinky britches Stinky stinky britches, you've got stinky-"
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"You've heard the EXACT SAME song produced by these cheats in the past month."
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"Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind."
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"Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind."
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"And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and..."
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"You've got stinky britches. Stinky sti-"
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"...Johnny Cochran myself, and sue you!"
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"Hey, Elton, if I give you these lyrics, will you write a song for my girlfriend, Wendy?"
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"That doesn't matter, because that money belongs to me!"
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"California sun has sunk But Amana mailed, she'll come tonight"
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"And what happened then? Well, in South Park they say..."
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"I'm sure that would scare the hell out of him, Cartman."
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"And Mr. Twig is at home; he has no idea Mr. Hat is even back."
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"I know he seeems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca."
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"Yeah, I can't get this stupid song out of my head!"
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"It just so happens that Mr. Twig is far more stable than Mr. Hat could ever be!"
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"AAAAA! Mr. Twig! No!"
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"Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company,"
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"Wow, he's good."
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"How find you, the jury?"
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"The full fee of $2 million will be handed over within twenty-four hours."
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"You heard the judge: since you lost the case, I can seize whatever I want..."
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"Come on. Maybe those rock stars will remember Chef. Let's go pay them a visit!"
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"Oh oh, you're my cheddar cheese girl You're soft but firm, and you go well with wine"
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"Mr. Hat!"
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"...Mr. Twig's assailant red-handed! Now, go arrest 'im!"
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"...told us in the early days, to keep trying and to keep pursuing our dreams,"
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"Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who we love,"
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"And now it looks like some big record company has published one of my songs."
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"My dad's a lawyer, dude; he tells me about this stuff all the time."
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"...conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No!"
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"Oh. Sorry. You'll go to jail for four years."
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"Mr. Loaf, we are selling candy bars for our dying friend."
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"Sure. I'll do anything for Chef. Give me a box of those Choco-Numbers."
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"It's a shockin' world, could be what's so great about it"
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"Well, who the hell cares? Anyway, he wrote it for his girlfriend."
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"You know I do want you Your flavors smell of peanuts peanuts"
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