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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Steps on a Crack! (S03E03)

"Ugh, come on, Kimmy."
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"You know it's okay to step on cracks."
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"No!"
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"Are you okay, Agent Yermuther?"
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"I broke Yermuther's back."
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"- Easy, easy. - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh."
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"♪ Damn it ♪"
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"Lillian."
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"to listen to you and Kimmy."
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"and then the giggling gives her diarrhea."
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"What's this rash?"
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"if I didn't pay her, which I still have not done."
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"Six-four, triathlete, doctor."
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"Oh, 'cause you're perfect."
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"Holy diagnosis, black man."
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"Scurvy?"
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"It's an old pirate's disease that comes from not eating"
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"Oh, God! Help me, Lillian!"
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"about the church Ms. Chalker is running out of a compound"
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"in rural Pennsylvania."
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"Rural Pennsylvania?"
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"I hope I'm dressed okay."
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"but they were just terrible."
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"Like how bangs always seem like a good idea,"
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"to promote my appearance on"
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"Shark Tank Español to the Amish!"
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"She also mentioned that you stole her boyfriend."
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"I didn't steal him."
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"I want to steal your youth."
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"Ohh!"
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"Actually, the doctors took this out of him."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Ah..."
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"It's kind of a Hodor situation."
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"Just don't make eye contact with Mara."
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"She sees it as a sign of aggression."
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"but all I really want is my Russ back."
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"If he wasn't my son, perhaps I'd be dating him."
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"Why? We have photography now."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"You have a few hours before the party."
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"Anyway, I know it's a shot in the dark, but..."
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"But it's on her. She knew we were night hunting."
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"How do I have a vitamin C deficiency?"
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"A salad."
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"listen, I want to order some fresh fruit."
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"Gretchen, it's Kimmy Schmidt."
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"Okay! But don't try anything funny!"
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"I wish she hadn't said that."
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"Yeah, what's going on?"
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"and there's a dog with a badge."
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"He looked at me."
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"I did everything the men do."
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"I got a bunch of child husbands."
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"Gretchen, your lamp broke, on its own."
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"We're building a ramp!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Oh, my God, that's gross!"
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"- You didn't! - I can smell you from here."
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"See? This doesn't work in reverse."
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"The orca are highly social animals..."
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"- Fine! - Whatever."
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"...including clicks, whistles, and..."
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"I don't even know what that means anymore."
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"You mean give up? No."
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"Death is the eternal sleep, Kimmy,"
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"Oh, Russ's prescription luggage..."
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"but that would mean betraying you."
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"Oh, God, I'm going to have to cook."
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"In a second!"
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"but that's the cleaning lady's problem."
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"I didn't wear it better at all."
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"And not a word about my beliefs."
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"and that was a misunderstanding."
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"So what choice do I have now?"
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"I mean, if I weren't a woman..."
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"You mean tall, hot, and ignoring my Lyme disease?"
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"this is a mess 'cause you made it a mess."
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"I know I could."
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"Then go in there and get them to stop masturbating so much."
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"but I'm the one with the balls to kapowee this place."
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"That's it!"
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"I'm being punished for what I did on that cruise."
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"What?"
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"And not just to keep your teeth from falling out!"
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"There's nothing that yuppie feeding trough has"
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"like grass."
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"What'd I tell you?"
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"We got everything we need right here."
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""Beat three eggs.""
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"♪ Meemaw ♪"
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"Ah, I did it."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Well, that certainly explains..."
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"Don't come in quite yet."
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"Fall back, fall back!"
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"I knew this was gonna happen. You do one thing, they start crying."
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"Now what?"
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"Whatever you do, don't tell her to calm down."
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"Good luck with that."
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"Gretchen, honey,"
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"We'll never do..."
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"uh, what we did wrong ever again."
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"The inside's all wet."
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"Look at these people."
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"Lillian Kaushtupper."
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"Aha! I don't wear perfume."
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"Artie Goodman. We met on the phone."
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"Gene, how's the girlfriend?"
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"He's a terrible person."
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"No. I got scurvy."
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"Like a British seaman."
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"Artie, I'm so tired."
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"East Dogmouth is what's known as a food desert."
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"a Thai fruit with five times the nutrients of a banana."
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"Yeah, the rich get richer,"
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