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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Universal Remonster (S02E02)

"Come on. We almost flatlined him."
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"No. He's being lazy is what he's doing."
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"Did you all see a ghost pass through here..."
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"'cause I've been hoping like hell that he's gone."
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"He probably went to the store to get some more food for his demons."
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"You do know where the demon food store is, right?"
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"You're in the demon produce aisle."
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"I think I know where that remote came from."
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"Go get some more of them. I'm having to improvise over here."
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"- Yeah, it is. - Did you hear that?"
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"Do you happen to know the penalty for stealing cable?"
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"Get the Universal Remonster. He knows how to do it."
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"with the ancient bone saber of Zumacalis."
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"Just anything sharp lying around the house."
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"You could poke him with a pillow and kill him."
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"- Or his batteries could've just run out. - No. He's dead!"
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"Death. We are surrounded by it!"
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"Look. You don't need TV. It just ends up owning you."
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"Behold the Mohawk of eternity!"
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"- You guys are high. - No, dude."
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"- Yes. Are you cool? - I'm out of here."
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"- I'm fricking starving here. - See if he's got some mini-pizzas."
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"Yes. Mini-pizzas."
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"That would taste good to my palate. No!"
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"- You put that right back upstairs. - No."
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"Then you are gonna help me pull down my chair down here..."
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"- so I can watch it here. - No, I won't."
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"and then who's gonna end up looking bad?"
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"I thought it was about time we invested in a high-definition plasma screen."
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"A lot more than you have. I'm teaching this object a lesson."
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"Of course it does, because it's trying to trick you."
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"- But it sure was a good movie. - Yes, it was."
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"- All right. It worked. - Of course it worked, and it's free."
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"- It's funny if you like public television. - Public? No!"
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"und express the anger that I am feeling."
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"Is this what you call a Remonster?"
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"He must have giant feet and thirst for blood."
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"not "Universal Piece of Crap" like you'd say."
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"- Wow, you made T-shirts. That's cool. - Let me go get you one."
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"Do our bidding, little Remonster!"
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"Think back to your song."
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"- What the hell? - Watch this."
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"- Why does it keep changing channels? - It don't matter."
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"I watch anything that's on. Wait. Look at this here."
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"Please, what do you want with us?"
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"This remote, I tell you. It's ugly as hell, but it fricking does everything."
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"I think we should chill out, and let's have some more of this, all right?"
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"Prepare retinal scan. Ein, zwei, drei, go."
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"Probably his head and lungs, too. Just stab him wherever."
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"The monster is dead, now and forever."
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"Come here. Let's see if we can see it together."
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"- Where are my eyes? - I've got them."
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"My eyes are throbbing from the laser."
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"Someone just said, "Yeah, it is". A demon. Get out! A demon!"
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"Just stay down here with your TV and... it then."
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"Let the snow settle."
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"- Sorry. I thought you were a ghoul. - I'm not."
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"Ghouls do that when they're making brownies."
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"- What are you talking about? - Behind you."
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"Wait. Do you have any snack cakes or corn-flavored chips?"
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"But the Remonster is his name. It's branding."
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"You look away. Retinal scan on."
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"Damn! Did you see that?"
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"Now you label them."
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"because it was top secret and no one should know."
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"That's, like, the one thing we can't do."
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"You are not to touch any button on that ever again."
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"There she goes."
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"- I think it's a Stargate. - It's the Fargate. "F"."
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"Describe to me the action. Does it excite your emotions?"
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"Shoot. We're still beta-testing that."
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"Wait. Watch this. He needs this for the..."
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"- What's that thing? - What?"
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"No! The chains from my dreams!"
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"- Get the kitchen knife. - The kitchen is in the attic."
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"I got a limb ripping, screaming on the rack..."
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"Let's let the chair do the work."
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"Last time I'm gonna tell you, Shake. Stop doing that."
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"I can't, and you should respect my addiction."
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"It's not lighting, Emory. I don't know what's wrong with it."
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"The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart..."
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"Cable?"
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"The connection on the cable feels fine."
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"Yes. Only the inner circle of high-ranking diplomats..."
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"But it's free, and that's cool, right?"
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"- Now you've ruined my vision. - Yeah."
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"I mean, the T-shirts say, "Universal Remonster"..."
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"I mean, he is a robot."
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"Why are we watching this?"
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"Please don't. Stop it!"
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"- There we go. - The TV is dead."
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"I think I finally found a good use for the TV."
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"- Maybe I will. - Yep."
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"This is bowling. Don't watch this."
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"Damn it! I told you to label those buttons."
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