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Clips from Devious Maids - Walking the Dog (S01E01)

"I mean, usually you hear your trust fund's gone,"
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"your freak out, but I'm thinking this could be the best thing"
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"I mean, we'll move into a smaller house,"
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"where we can talk and hang out"
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"Maybe we'll move into a tent. Have you ever been camping?"
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"Uh... no."
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"We are going camping."
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"Well, there's no other way to take it, girl."
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"Okay, well, I just wanted you to know"
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"that I'm here if you need to talk or anything."
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"But like I said, I'm... I'm good."
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"I'm really, really excellent."
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"Marisol had a nasty little shock today."
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"Did she?"
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"I believe she happened upon one of your nauseating DVDs."
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"Which one?"
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"This exercise in voyeurism featured the Stappords."
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"Did Marisol say anything?"
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"Mnh-mnh."
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"Maybe."
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"Maybe she was searching for it."
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"Why would she do that?"
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"I also have an agenda, Adrian."
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"Mine is to not do housework."
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"We can hire someone else."
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"who can cook and conjugate English verbs."
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"If you think I'm letting her go, you're crazy."
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"What happens if she stumbles onto my collection?"
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"Well..."
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"Pay attention, darling."
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"If she finds those DVDs,"
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"she will tell people, and we will be humiliated."
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"For God sake, Adrian."
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"If you can't shield this secret from her,"
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"you're not the brilliant degenerate I married."
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"Evelyn, that was precisely the pep talk I needed."
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"(Loud banging and creaking overhead)"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, just as a reminder, my room is right below yours."
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""We"?"
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"(Julie) Hey, Carmen. Don't come in. I'm super naked."
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"Isn't this your first date?"
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"And if it keeps going this well, we'll definitely have a second."
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"(Clicks tongue) Good night."
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"Stop. You can't do this."
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"Do what?"
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"Wait."
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"What are my standards?"
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"I am your standards."
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"For your information, Julie is not a compromise."
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"I have to go."
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"No! You need to stop."
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"What do you care who I sleep with?"
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"Well, I..."
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"I don't."
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"What's this?"
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"Zoila, it was a gift."
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"You said hang onto it in case of a rainy day."
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"Well, it turns out it's your roof that's leaking."
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"Did I ever tell you how I got this?"
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"It was an apology from my second husband."
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"- Philippe? - Yes."
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"The big stone scratched his cornea."
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"So it has sentimental value."
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"Oh, Zoila, I love you for offering,"
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"but I can't take this."
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"You can't afford to be generous either."
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"You're broke. Remember?"
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"All this talk about money is giving me a migraine."
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"Can't we talk about this next week?"
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"What?!"
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"and I can't afford not to get paid."
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"No! You can't leave me."
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"I need you."
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"What you need is a big dose of reality."
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"Your life has changed."
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"You gotta start being smart."
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"I suppose."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"I'm about to be smart."
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"(Sighs) So..."
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"You could get a job."
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"Honey, this is serious. Don't make jokes."
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"Sorry. (Sighs)"
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"I have a lot of rich friends."
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"You're right."
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"I have to borrow from someone who really loves me."
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"Someone like a rich ex-husband..."
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"Oh, Zoila!"
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"I like being smart."
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"You bet. (Panting)"
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"can I talk to you about something?"
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"One of your employees"
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"had sex last night..."
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"in your house..."
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"with a woman."
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"No, no, no, no. It wasn't me."
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"So Sam got laid."
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"This woman that came into your house..."
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"She's bald?"
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"No, she's crazy."
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"- Really? - Yeah. I met her."
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"Psychotic. Or on drugs. Or both."
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"Either way, I think you should tell Sam"
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"Let me tell you a little something about Sam."
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"He's been working here for four years."
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"He's been lonely the whole time."
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"And I'm thrilled he's finally found someone."
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"We should be happy for him, not, uh..."
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"meddling in his love life."
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"No, I-I don't care about his love life."
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"(Chuckles)"
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"You're Mrs. Crump?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"I'm Carmen."
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"I work for Alejandro."
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"Oh."
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"I have to say, that is one beautiful rottweiler."
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"I just love dogs."
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"I'd be happy to."
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