Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Devious Maids - Walking the Dog (S01E01)

"Where's Peri?"
Devious Maids
"She left for a costume fitting."
Devious Maids
"Oh?"
Devious Maids
"So if I don't get my work done, she is going to fire me."
Devious Maids
"- Okay. - Mmm."
Devious Maids
"I'll have you holding that plunger in no time."
Devious Maids
"- Mmm. Thank you, Mr. Spence. - Mmm."
Devious Maids
"♪ oh, oh"
Devious Maids
"♪"
Devious Maids
"(Panting) That was the best sex ever."
Devious Maids
"Mr. Spence?"
Devious Maids
"Mr. Spence had a heart attack."
Devious Maids
"What?! But he's only 46."
Devious Maids
"I don't understand. What was he doing when this happened?"
Devious Maids
"I mean, was he exercising?"
Devious Maids
"I wanna talk to you about your husband's condition."
Devious Maids
"Is he gonna die?"
Devious Maids
"I'm sorry. You are..."
Devious Maids
"(Doorbell rings)"
Devious Maids
"I'm sorry. I think I left my spare key in the study."
Devious Maids
"Of course not. Be my guest."
Devious Maids
"Mi casa es su casa."
Devious Maids
"(Gasps)"
Devious Maids
"Nope."
Devious Maids
"(Panting)"
Devious Maids
"Good boy! Good boy!"
Devious Maids
"Okay, let's go."
Devious Maids
"(Both speak indistinctly)"
Devious Maids
"(Mouths words)"
Devious Maids
"I-I am very, very sorry."
Devious Maids
"So if you're not gonna be with me,"
Devious Maids
"you have to let me be with someone else."
Devious Maids
"I told you to sell this."
Devious Maids
"(Exhales deeply)"
Devious Maids
"for better or for worse."
Devious Maids
"Uh-oh."
Devious Maids
"I am jealous."
Devious Maids
"(Sighs) I needed to talk to you both."
Devious Maids
"I made Martinis."
Devious Maids
"Well, if Mr. Powell taped one of your sessions,"
Devious Maids
"he probably taped all of them."
Devious Maids
"landed on the Internet."
Devious Maids
"Would he?"
Devious Maids
"(Sets down glass) Mr. Stappord."
Devious Maids
"(Car departs)"
Devious Maids
"(Banging in distance)"
Devious Maids
"The den."
Devious Maids
"(Glass crunches)"
Devious Maids
"I bet you feel like a big man now,"
Devious Maids
"which is ironic, considering..."
Devious Maids
"Where are they?"
Devious Maids
"Party's over. Get out."
Devious Maids
"I'm going to give them what they came for,"
Devious Maids
"So help me, Michael."
Devious Maids
"I'm gonna get what you want."
Devious Maids
"(Switch clicks)"
Devious Maids
"there are no other DVDs bearing Taylor's name."
Devious Maids
"Make sure you tell Michael he has everything."
Devious Maids
"Well, Michael, Taylor,"
Devious Maids
"obviously, we won't be socializing anymore."
Devious Maids
"What a relief it will be"
Devious Maids
"He's awake and talking."
Devious Maids
"(Exhales) Thank God."
Devious Maids
"What is that?"
Devious Maids
"Look. It's Spence in his tux."
Devious Maids
"Wasn't he, though?"
Devious Maids
"Therapy?"
Devious Maids
"And I'm going to fix it."
Devious Maids
"(Voice breaks) But when I saw him in that hospital..."
Devious Maids
"It's good you know that."
Devious Maids
"So I'm gonna change for him,"
Devious Maids
"be the best wife ever."
Devious Maids
"And Spence and I will be happy again."
Devious Maids
"It's a good thing,"
Devious Maids
"But to be fair,"
Devious Maids
"You had an ulterior motive? I'm shocked."
Devious Maids
"I want that DVD back."
Devious Maids
"The one with Flora?"
Devious Maids
"Obviously, back when I still considered you a friend."
Devious Maids
"Of course he will pay,"
Devious Maids
"it's not because he wants his wife to have a good time."
Devious Maids
"- You're going with me. - No, I'm not."
Devious Maids
"Oscar, no! Aah!"
Devious Maids
"but the thing is..."
Devious Maids
"- You don't want a relationship. - No."
Devious Maids
"He could tell that I needed to be on mood stabilizers"
Devious Maids
"within five minutes of meeting me."
Devious Maids
"After I've gotten up and purged the aspirin, we can chat."
Devious Maids
"They're refusing to work until they get paid."
Devious Maids
"It bounced."
Devious Maids
"His check bounced, too."
Devious Maids
"There's no need to worry, darling."
Devious Maids
"It is the end of the world."
Devious Maids
"(Dishes clattering)"
Devious Maids
"Aah!"
Devious Maids
"(Scoffs) You know what else is rude?"
Devious Maids
"and that cute black guy said I could borrow some eggs."
Devious Maids
"I'm Julie. I work next door, for the Higgins."
Devious Maids
"Actually, I'm a chef."
Devious Maids
"$60,000 in tuition."
Devious Maids
"And a hat."
Devious Maids
"Sort of."
Devious Maids
"Now you're funny."
Devious Maids
"Yes. Yes. I was just saying, "Welcome to the neighborhood.""
Devious Maids
"I'm not new to the neighborhood."
Devious Maids
"but I had to quit."
Devious Maids
"Can you believe she chose a rottweiler over me?"
Devious Maids
"(Scoffs)"
Devious Maids
"So, uh, Julie, uh, do we have any eggs?"
Devious Maids
"No. (Clicks tongue)"
Devious Maids
"(Exhales)"
Devious Maids
"- Of what? - Of Julie."
Devious Maids
"I think I'm gonna ask her out."
Devious Maids
"(Panting) Oh, God."
Devious Maids
"You took the lord's name in vain. It's not right."
Devious Maids
"...that doesn't seem right either."
Devious Maids
"But it was good, wasn't it?"
Devious Maids
"Ohh, it was great."
Devious Maids
"happy."
Devious Maids
"if I wasn't crying, I was happy,"
Devious Maids
Show more clips